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Old 06-17-2004, 09:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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too funny

Just a funny story I thought I'd share (and yes, it fits in with the sexuality forum!)

The other night I was hanging out with some girlfriends and we got invited out by some guys they'd been hanging out with. Little did I know, these guys were actually all friends of my boyfriend and i knew them quite well. There's this one guy, who is quite the prick. He acts like such a ladies man and he's basically just as obnoxious as can be. Haven't really liked him at all from the moment I met him, so I was thoroughly humored by this story.

Turns out, after I left that night (had to work early in the morning) my friend stayed behind to hang out (she worked the night shift the next day so could stay out late - we both work together), got really drunk and ended up sleeping with this guy. She swears she didn't want to, but who can say for sure. Anyways, the point is, apparantly this guy has a really small penis (not that it is a bad thing, but he obviously thinks it is) and she blantanly pointed it out to his face while they were going at it (remember, she was drunk) and so the whole thing only lasted about two minutes. Just so funny, because it creates a totally different image than this guy has been trying to achieve....his fault for being so obnoxious.....heh heh
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Old 06-17-2004, 01:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hope he is good with his tounge.
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Old 06-17-2004, 04:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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no comments! :P
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Old 06-17-2004, 05:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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bahahaha!

The first time I really started getting intimate with my ex, i realized he had a really small wang. I kinda giggled a bit but that's it. From then I kept making small penis jokes.. couldnt help it. But what amused me even more... i found out he had surgery a while back somewhere around his stomache. I dont remember what it was for.. but everytime i'd make fun of his wang he'd just blame it on the sugery :P
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Old 06-17-2004, 06:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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great thread for making people with small penises feel good
glad there's nothing wrong with mine
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Old 06-17-2004, 06:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hmmmm...could be why he's such a prick. He's over compensating. Not that that's an excuse...just a reason.
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Old 06-17-2004, 09:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
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bahahaha!

The first time I really started getting intimate with my ex, i realized he had a really small wang. I kinda giggled a bit but that's it. From then I kept making small penis jokes.. couldnt help it. But what amused me even more... i found out he had surgery a while back somewhere around his stomache. I dont remember what it was for.. but everytime i'd make fun of his wang he'd just blame it on the sugery :P
Man, thats like teasing a fat girl. Does not help the self-esteem.
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Old 06-17-2004, 10:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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He's over compensating.
My thoughts exactly
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Old 06-17-2004, 11:23 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Man, thats like teasing a fat girl. Does not help the self-esteem.

Hrmm Everything with us was just jokes though so he took it alright
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Old 06-18-2004, 02:47 AM   #10 (permalink)
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bwahahaha?

and that other time, we made fun of a flatchested girl

good times
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Old 06-18-2004, 03:11 AM   #11 (permalink)
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guinnessgurl.... smuckers? :O was it him?
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Old 06-18-2004, 03:05 PM   #12 (permalink)
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And here I thought it was rude to make fun of people for physical attributes they have no control over. I'm lookin' at you Shorty, Chubby, Pimply and Flatso.
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Old 06-18-2004, 07:44 PM   #13 (permalink)
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i like the way its ok for girls to laugh at a guy with a small dick. call one of em fat though and you got a whole world of trouble...
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Old 06-18-2004, 09:48 PM   #14 (permalink)
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And here I thought it was rude to make fun of people for physical attributes they have no control over. I'm lookin' at you Shorty, Chubby, Pimply and Flatso.
LOL. You're awesome dude!
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