05-08-2004, 09:47 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Purity tests
Since I brought up the kink test, I thought I'd dig around for some other online sexual experience tests. The 'purity tests' have been around for a long time (early 90's when I first saw them) and so they've been thought about a lot.
The purity test is probably a better test of the real sexual experience of people than the kink test I posted earlier. List of MANY purity tests or The quick, easy 500-point purity test. |
05-09-2004, 06:37 AM | #2 (permalink) |
Is In Love
Location: I'm workin' on it
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Had sex with your dead dinner animal.... Ha! This test is hilarious!
You answered "yes" to 96 of 500 questions, making you 80.8% sexually pure (19.2% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 80.8% pure in the sex domain. Some of those questions were pretty out there...
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05-09-2004, 07:00 AM | #3 (permalink) |
follower of the child's crusade?
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93.2% sexually pure
I expect this result will make me the biggest loser in the whole tfp again
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05-09-2004, 07:30 AM | #4 (permalink) |
My own person -- his by choice
Location: Lebell's arms
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I'm 52% pure -- but been married and divorced and much older than many of you, so not bad (?). Oh, wait - - bad is good, isn't it?
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05-09-2004, 07:45 AM | #5 (permalink) |
It wasnt me
Location: Scotland
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Im 68.6% sexually pure. But then Averett <b>is</b> younger and still has time to catch up
Great test, some seriously twisted questions there - thanks for the link!
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05-09-2004, 08:40 AM | #6 (permalink) |
narcissist
Location: looking in a mirror
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Well, I closed the window without thinking to actually get my exact score, but it was somewhere around 46% sexually pure.
That was an interesting test! It seemed to be a little more "official" and in-depth than most, which is cool...it also gave me some ideas for things I definitely need to try!
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05-09-2004, 10:39 PM | #16 (permalink) |
bAck iN aCtiOn!
Location: in my imagination
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You answered "yes" to 189 of 500 questions, making you 62.2% sexually pure (37.8% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 62.2% pure in the sex domain.
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05-10-2004, 06:25 PM | #20 (permalink) |
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You answered "yes" to 52 of 500 questions, making you 89.6% sexually pure (10.4% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 89.6% pure in the sex domain.
Things are looking up(down???) for me in the future though, I had to practically skip the last few sections because well... yeah
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05-11-2004, 01:25 PM | #22 (permalink) |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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52.0% sexually pure (48.0% sexually corrupt)
But, in my defense, I've been on this planet for a lot longer than most of you. So there,
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05-12-2004, 06:14 AM | #26 (permalink) |
Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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You answered "yes" to 298 of 500 questions, making you 40.4% sexually pure (59.6% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 40.4% pure in the sex domain.
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05-12-2004, 06:52 PM | #28 (permalink) |
Insane
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Hmm, I suck?
You answered "yes" to 31 of 500 questions, making you 93.8% sexually pure (6.2% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 93.8% pure in the sex domain I read every single question trying to find ones that I could vote for Sigh, Being a virgin makes it a pain to take these tests since 400 of the questions were sex ones ;/ Oh well, Im the purist of this board so I think I win a cookie or something? :P |
05-13-2004, 09:12 AM | #30 (permalink) |
Addict
Location: Native America
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You answered "yes" to 150 of 500 questions, making you 70.0% sexually pure (30.0% sexually corrupt)
K, some of that shit was highly disturbing to me. I think I'm pretty happy with my 70%
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05-15-2004, 02:53 AM | #34 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: The Basement in Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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You answered "yes" to 55 of 500 questions, making you 89.0% sexually pure (11.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 89.0% pure in the sex domain.
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05-18-2004, 01:58 PM | #37 (permalink) |
who?
Location: the phoenix metro
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You answered "yes" to 183 of 500 questions, making you 63.4% sexually pure (36.6% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 63.4% pure in the sex domain.
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05-18-2004, 02:10 PM | #38 (permalink) |
Junkie
Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
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48.2% sexually pure
Had I only had a past filled with drugs and crime, i cudda scored a lot lower.... Oh well...
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05-18-2004, 03:27 PM | #40 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: One with the Universe
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You answered "yes" to 141 of 500 questions, making you 71.8% sexually pure (28.2% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 71.8% pure in the sex domain.
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