The "Is she easy?" Checklist
 

Curious to hear opinions about this:

It's a funny theory that some guys have that when you meet a girl in a bar/club, you should go through a mental checklist of attributes to see how easy the girl might be.

The more things on this list that are true, the easier she is:

1. She smokes
2. She is drinking beer/doing shots
3. Pierced tongue.
4. Tattoo in the small of her back.
5. Curses more than you.
6. Dancing on the bar.
7. She's the least attractive girl in her group of girlfriends.


I'm sure some of you guys have some others for the list. But is it true? Do you find that a girl who has, say, 4 or more of these attributes tends to be easier?

1. She smokes...I used to.
2. She is drinking beer/doing shots...uh, beer is good.
3. Pierced tongue...nope
4. Tattoo in the small of her back....four-leaf clover, right hip.
5. Curses more than you...probably do, around most guys.
6. Dancing on the bar...only if my friend Pam was with me.
7. She's the least attractive girl in her group of girlfriends...now that's not true for me. I'm pretty attractive.

I don't know, some of these seem to be awfully generalizing. Of course, I can only compare it to myself, I don't hit on a girls (very often.)

i read somewhere sometime ago that smokers are generally *easier* than non-smokers. Also, the type of drink can be some indication, non "fru-fru" drinkers are *easier*.

My past experiences lead me to believe that when a connection is made all "signs" are no longer needed, no connection=no ass.

Generally speaking tho, I think a person w/ 3 or more of the listed traits corresponds to *easier*, especially heavy drinkers.

I would add weight to your list, I have found the heavier the *easier*.....I draw the line at obese tho.

This is hilarious! Then again, the only thing that I fit on that check list is "Does shots" and well... I'm not easy ;) So maybe its true!

Are you meaning "easy" as an easy lay or easy to approach? I'm guessing easy lay...

A few months ago some guy was chatting me up and he was tryin real hard to get me to go home with him. Once he figured out that it wasn't gonna happen he turned into a complete asshole. What this has to do with anything I don't know! Felt like tellin a story :)

1. She smokes- k, excluding this one.
2. She is drinking beer/doing shots- i do that
3. Pierced tongue.- im considering that
4. Tattoo in the small of her back.- and this too
5. Curses more than you.- yup, been known to do thta
6. Dancing on the bar.- hell yes!
7. She's the least attractive girl in her group of girlfriends.-ummm relative, cross that out.

and i dont consider myself easy. im just fun loving. watch out for associations like that, you piss girls like me off when people assume they can get in my panties=)

So what's the checklist for finding an easy guy?

1. He has a penis.

...that was really all I could come up with :p

Let's see...me...
1. Yep, I smoke
2. I don't drink beer, but yep, I like shots.
3. My tongue isn't pierced, but I've been thinking about it for a while.
4. Nope, my tat's on the back of my left shoulder blade.
5. hmmm...I guess I tend to curse more when I'm drunk. I think that has more to do with the people I'm usually drunk with, though.
6. I've dance on platforms on the dancefloor, but never the bar.
7. *shrug* What can I say? I have some hot friends.

Of course, the ring on my finger automatically disqualifies me for "easiness." :)

LMFAO,
for the most part i think you are right.

who wants easy women anyways? wait is that a stupid question?

I think that's all you really needed to come up with, 'cause it's true. ;)

2. He thinks your cute
3. He has a location (dorm room, house, backseat, sidewalk, ect)

I qualify for none of the above except number 6 and number 7 is someone else's opinion anyway. I think Hubby would agree that I'm pretty easy. Specially when we're swinging. That may be a different situation though where these things don't qualify.

i don't really like the list.more so i guess i don't think i like the idea of labelling girls easy, just because i think it's a really negative way to say that she enjoys a good fuck. it kind of implies that the guy's the one who wants sex, and the girl isn't. and that this girl just had no morals and will give in to your desire. is that just me overanalyzing after too many women's studies classes?

Something I saw a couple nights ago that was great was Dave Chapelle's standup from 2000 on HBO. One of his topics was girls who dress like hoes, but say they aren't. He likened it to someone dressing up like a policeman, but when someone comes to him for help, he just says, "Just because I dress like this does not make me a policeman!"

I thought it was relevant.

1. She smokes - I don't get why this matters
2. She is drinking beer/doing shots - This just means she's drunk enough to not care she's fucking you
3. Pierced tongue - I got my tongue pierced... you saying I'm easy?
4. Tattoo in the small of her back - Every fucking girl I know has a tattoo there... maybe two are easy
5. Curses more than you - Is she screaming "Get the fuck off me you asshole... I don't wanna fuck you... wanna-be punk ma'fucker"?
6. Dancing on the bar - Yeah... we all saw that stupid movie... no one got naked
7. She's the least attractive girl in her group of girlfriends. - This one is just down right mean. Just because she isn't what you think is cute doesn't mean some guy out there didn't think she was hot as shit... get a life



You get the hint. How much do you get laid?

Nicely done King::lol: if i were gay, i'd be easy for you.

I have always called the tatoo in the small of the back the 'fuck me' tatoo.

Glad to see other people noticed that too.

++ on the tattoo part. Sheesh, congratulations on that butterfly tat, now you've REALLY expressed your self as an individual. :rolleyes:

Well, my number 1 clue that the girl is easy is when you dance with her or get whe she gets close to you and grabs your man hood or rubs it! Thats just my opinion cause some of my friends would do that to guys and the one's that would do that would be the easy ones.

1. She smokes - no she doesnt, but what?
2. She is drinking beer/doing shots - nope
3. Pierced tongue - nope
4. Tattoo in the small of her back. - no
5. Curses more than you. - yes, but she thats because of me
6. Dancing on the bar. - not publicly
7. She's the least attractive girl in her group of girlfriends. - definately not

While I agree that butterfly tats are the stereotypical "cool" tats for chicks to get, not everyone who has one is/was trying to be trendy.

IN MY DEFENSE

This wasn't my list. I'm happily married (and have been for 7 years). Just heard this on the radio and wanted to see people's reactions. Apparently, this isn't a neutral topic :)

I think the smoking/drinking/dancing stuff is less the specific actions and more of a general lifestyle. Some could consider smoking and drinking to be self destructive behavior that could also be reflected in other parts of one's behavior (ie 1-night stands), while the dancing on the bar is just a cry for attention.

But as I said, I didn't make up (or use) this list, I just heard about.

Smoking = Bad, reckless.

Easy lay = Bad, reckless.

Thats my only connection.. ahah.

Good shot!

Derwood:

Well, if you didn't make this up and you are married than I take back my mean comments. Sorry.

You have to admit what I said was funny, though?

Ah, the joys of free speech. Some guy on the radio spews out a list of stereotypes and half of his listeners take it as truth, the others post it on the internet for discussion.

i would have to believe that, that checklist is pretty good. the main one being a tattoo

My wife and I were talking about this same thing today. At a younger age, it is more about lack of self-esteem in some cases that leads to a girl being easy in some cases. In some cases it doesn't. I never really saw a correlation between those behaviors and easiness. Some pretty calm sorority girls were the wildest things and some of the "skankiest" ones weren't easy at all.

It was shown (i think :eek: ) via a study, that girls who didn't have their actual father (step fathers not included) were more inclined to engage in sexual relations at a younger age.

There was also something about a step father, who'd come into the picture, would acclerate her physcosexual developemnet (i just wanted to use the word pyschosexual :p ) so she was ready earlier.

Generalizing is bad dude. I wouldn't put much faith into a checklist. Just talk to the person if you want to get an idea of how they are.

I am an expert on easy women. There is one factor and one factor alone that determines if a woman is easy:

xxx) Likes to fuck strangers.

:thumbsup:

If it was that easy to spot an easy chick, we'd all be getting laid all the time!!!!!!

I wouldn't really say that it was the same though, as the police uniform is an actual uniform while a short skirt, for example, is a whole category of clothing article. i was going to link to "my short skirt" from the vagina monologues somewhere, but i find it really hard to find any transcripts online, sorry. and the perception of what a hooker wears is a bit more subjective and defined by society, while police uniforms are defined to be recognized in order that people might know that they were a police officer.

Yeah making generalizations is wrong. However there are parallels between the above list and "easy girls"

Generally girls who are more open-minded or free-willed will get tatoos or piercings...if they are more open-minded about body art they will undoubtedly be more likely to be more open-minded about sex.

Ultimately people are always looking for indicators. A perfect example is a university degree. Most of what you learn at University is pretty useless for your occupation(unless maybe it's technical like engineering etc). However a university degree/good grades are indicators that you are likely to be competent and of average - above average intelligence. This helps potential employers hedge their bets(hiring people is always a gamble). Of course there are plenty of stupid people with University degrees and plenty of smarte people without them. It's the same when you're looking for an easy lay.

I think it's wrong to say all girls who fall under that category are "easy" but I don't think our world is so perfect that our actions and behaviours will not lead to people labelling us etc

First of all, linking an openness to body art with an open attitude towards sex is fuzzy logic at best.

Secondly, there is nothing open-minded or free-willed about getting a tattoo. If you want one, ok. If not, that hardly means you live in the Bible Belt, it just means that you're secure enough in your personal identity that you don't need external symbols and the reflection they generate from others to define yourself. At best, I would rate a tattoo as a modern boundary defining mechanism, simply a way of staking a claim to a particular cultural subgroup. Which in this particular case ironically defines itself as being nonconformist by conforming to a different code of behavior and appearance, but hey, I'm not perfect so I'll not cast the first stone.

Finally, I'm a little surprised how seriously people are taking this list. I don't think it was meant all that seriously, and certainly not in a "girls who like sex are whores" way.

Hmmm, most of the girls I hang out with meet more than half of the criteria. But I haven't slept with any of them. Something must be wrong with me :)

I don't really use any sort of mental "checklist" but I do observe the behavior of a girl to find out if she is "easy." The only pointer I can think of is if she starts flashing or making out with another girl, who happens to be a stranger.

:)

I only know "fuck me boots"

here, the tattoo on the lower back
(http://www.tattoocity.info/assets/images/DSCF0052.JPG) is called "ass-antler"

Some people get offended way to easily. Most of these people seem to gravitate to message boards :p

1. She smokes ~~ not a chance in hell
2. She is drinking beer/doing shots ~~don't drink beer, but shots are my friend :)
3. Pierced tongue. ~~seriously considering it, but I'm kinda afraid of needles
4. Tattoo in the small of her back. ~~ pawprint, right hip in front coming soon :D
5. Curses more than you. ~~yeah, probably especially when I'm mad
6. Dancing on the bar. ~~there are very few people I'd do this with. :)
7. She's the least attractive girl in her group of girlfriends ~~ I believe that's a matter of opinion.. but since I don't have any girlfriends, I guess I'm probably the hottest and the least attractive :p


I'm not easy. I have fun, I flirt, but I have no problem telling you off.

The women are getting all bothered with this one....looks like I posted a hot topic!

I think it's an interesting topic. I believe though, that it's a lot more about how a girl is dressed when she goes out than whether she smokes/drinks.

If a girl's wearing a teeny skirt and a teenier top, she's probably more likely to give it up than a girl wearing more *ahem* modest clothing.

1. You have already slept with her

OWNED!

i actually kinda like this list...

Once they pass out, they're all easy.

/had to make a joke.. sorry.


Seriously though... I've seen girls who dress a certain way, act a certain way, have tats or piercings, and be as close-minded to sex as possible. I've also seen the pretty little straight-A student in her designer clothes with no body art or piercings (other than earrings) who is a whore. Part of the problem is that tattoos and piercings have become so mainstream they are now "chic" and no longer taboo or only for the derelict or rebel. When high school girls by the handful are walking around the mall in clothing that hookers 15 years ago couldn't legally wear on the street and with more tattoos and piercings than a biker from the 80s, I mean.... it's hard to use external appearances at all.

I just don't think you can make a generalization that always fits. It's not possible.

I will however say that after getting to know someone, you can get a better idea for sure.

I have two good quotes though. I once was talking to a girl that basically blurted out, "I hear if you use ice cubes when you give head it helps to neutralize the taste and it enhances the pleasure for the guy." .... something about this girl ... hmmm

another great line my buddy told me was about girl's who smoked. He said, "My dad used to always tell me: If she's willing to put that filthy thing in her mouth, think what else she'll put in there."

sillygirl, you sound a lot like me. crazy!

:crazy:

I have to disagree with you there, well in my case at least. I deliberately go to meat markets in the sluttest clothes I can find, I have never picked up, but I enjoy all the attention, especially after a bad day.

I think we could have fun out on the town. ;)

if she is at a bar alone and is showing skin, its safe to assume she is there to pick up a guy.

Re: The "Is she easy?" Checklist
 

1. No (Ex-smoker)
2. Beer, hnngghhh! Cider, please.
3. No facial piercings
4. No tattoos
5. I do curse, but not with strangers around
6. Depends on the company I am with - so 50/50 chances it's yes.
7. Most of my girl friends are hotties. So yes. But it's kinda hard to evaluate yourself? :)

I consider myself easy. ...Provided the man or woman hitting on me is academic or otherwise smart, looks good and my instinct tells me the sex would be great. That list might hold true, but it's not absolutely correct. Many men think lots of make-up or short skirt means "easy", which I find generally untrue.

what if she was there to pick up a chick? ;)

Depends if she's bi or lesbian. Make eye contact & flirt subtly, if she starts looking at you or replies, go over to have a chat or dance with her. :)

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A few weeks ago I was at a bar with mixed sex group of friends, but only 3 girls went dancing. Two boys from our party also followed, but the floor was crowded and they were not facing us directly while they were dancing eys closed trance style on their own and us girls were dancing more disco/MTV style and chatting & flirting at each other. Three unknown men appeared dancing next to us. I saw them looking at us, but after short while I decided they don't know any of us, they're just being intrested.

If I am to judge, the blonde of us is best dancer and prettiest, having a party make-up & clothes to match it. She just dumped her bf but being clothes designing student, her standards for male looks are really high.

The second most attractive of us is petite intelligent & flirty brunette. She is cute and looks younger than 22, but is minx in bed and while she is really sweet, some men might think she's a man eater. She was dancing hips swaying in jeans & t-shirt.

I didn't make eye contact with the men cos *tadah* my bf was in the same bar and I wasn't in mood for someone trying pseudo witty pickup lines on me. Both girls from my crew went to get something to drink. One of the strangers dancing next to us followed em. And went straight to the brunette. Good call! The next day brunette explained he saw the boy looking at her. The more she swinged her hips & booty, more he stared. She calculated that "now he's looking at me all the time" and then went to the counter. :)

Finding some chick who's likely to be an easy lay, is a whole heckuva lot harder than finding a cool chick and then convincing her to be your easy lay.

1. She smokes.....Used to
2. She is drinking beer/doing shots.....Used to do shooters
3. Pierced tongue.....Nope
4. Tattoo in the small of her back.....Nope
5. Curses more than you.....Meh, used to, not much now.
6. Dancing on the bar....Does a table count? I did that a couple of times back in the day.
7. She's the least attractive girl in her group of girlfriends....Nope

Well, a lot of "used to's" in my list. And yet I am no more or less easy now than I was then. I'm still the same person sexually. Although I have an extremely high sex drive, I have never been easy. It isn't in my makeup to sleep with who ever comes along. There has to be an emotional connection there for me. *shrugs*