Roast Beef Lips
 

Ok this is a concern of mine, because saggy, worn out, roast beefy looking vagina lips disgust me.

Before I start having sex with my girlfriend, who is a virgin, I need some advice as to how to keep her lips from getting roast beefy looking, worn out, overly stretched out, etc. Shes relatively small down there, with large outter labia that fully cover her petite inner labia, and I want them to stay pretty pink and relatively petite (although stretched out enough to fit around me....). Do you recommend some kind of moisturizer after sex or always using lube... or something?? Any help would be appriciated.

HI Jardon


How are you doing, good to hear concern about g/f well being.


Try a search under 'vagina lips'.


Take it easy:D

WTF? :crazy: :hmm:

I was under the impression that this "roast beef" phenomena would naturally happen with age? (as skin would start to sag etc, as it does everywhere else, it becomes less springy with age)

:hmm:

Dude.........chill out. Your g/f's snapper will not change from what it is today! Lip size is genetic...they are done growing! Soooooooooo no matter WHAT you do...her lovely little love canal will always look like it does now. Enjoy!!

That a "worn out pussy" is one having saggy big inner labia is a big misconception w/guys. I honestly don't think you can wear one out! I have been trying for years.

What. The. Fuck. :rolleyes:

Um. Yeah. What she said.

I got a chuckle out of this. But seriously, I do think its genetic.

And what the fark is wrong with roast beef, be it as part of your lovers genitalia, or with au jus??? :)

/ mmmm, roast beef /

I'd like to second (third?) Averett's and sillygirl's disbelief. If you love this girl, shouldn't you love her whatever her genitalia look like? If you're that concerned about appearances, why don't you just dump her if you wear out her delicate little labia so they get all "roast beefy" :rolleyes:

I don't think they change. I've seen older women who have smaller lips than I do and they are almost 20 years older and had many more men. It's genetic, don't fear that it'll change. Glad you like what you got.

WTF? That's just crazy talk! :crazy:

My wife and I have been going at for over 24 years, including almost daily sessions the past 3-4 years, and she hasn't changed. Get a grip.

If you want it to stay the same, dump your girl and get a pocket pussy. :rolleyes:

Yeah i'm going to hop on that train too. The only thing that could really effect the appearance of your girlfriends genitals is *maybe* childbirth. Even so that wouldn't give any noticeable effect on the labia themselves. I think you're worrying over something that's not likely to happen.

Good luck to you and your girl!

it is genetic. and seriously... thats kind of a weak concern.


ESPECIALLY when theres a possibility of you taking her virginity.

I am always amazed at the depth of ignorance between the sexes...

I beg to diiffer, if he hooked 50 pound weights on them for 2 hours a day for 30 years straight, I think he could start to see some sagging.(or roast beef llok if you prefer) So I would definitly stay away from those kind of activities!

that's an awfully generalized comment.

Can't wear out a snapper. Please get these foolish ideas out of your head. If you mention them to anyone then they are going to think you are out of your tree.

What you have seen from porno or the web, is an older person who probably lost a lot of weight = saggy or excess skin. Also, people are just different and are shaped differently.

A vagina (if done properly) can squeeze out 8 lb babies, take a 9"+ circumference toy, take a large male fist, or whatever, and still spring back and choke your pecker like an 18 year old's. This is fact. If you think that just by doing any of these things a pussy gets worn out or irrevocably stretched then you are wrong. This might happen to some women, but not the ones I know. Maybe women who don't exercise or do kegels get loose? The vagina is an amazing thing. People shouldn't spread incorrect information about them based on ignorance. I know that sounds harsh, but ignorance is defined as: "The condition of being uneducated, unaware, or uninformed." I don't mean it in any insulting manner - just as the defined meaning.

I've got to go with <b>cas305</b> on this one - I would <u>definitely</u> stay away from hanging 50 pound weights from her labia for 2 hours a day.

Anything over 20 minutes is just overkill. :D

Go home, lad. You're not ready.

ok, now I'm hungry for lunch....

vaginas are like snowflakes, they are all different, come in all shapes and sizes. just remember to put your face up and stick your toungue out

I am glad he started this thread because I am worried about my boyfriends cock getting worn out and stretchy.

Sure was...

Oh fine. Now I have to wipe coffee off my monitor.

Good one, *Nik*. :thumbsup:

great analogy :) :lol:

No comment on the original post,

But thanks to everyone else for some good chuckles, especially Nikki :)

Haha I pissed myself when I read this thread! I thought it was a joke!

What the fuck. exactly :lol:

Thats a very unattractive phrase

I have been with a 19 year old girl who was so wide down there that I could barely feel anything. She was sexually active but not overly so. I have been with my wife for 12 years, and she is still tight (almost too tight really). I have seen large lips, small lips, etc. I can almost guarantee you that it is genetic and that this is not an issue. Frankly, I find it a little repellant that you would even be concerned about it even if it was an issue. The female body is beautiful in all its forms.

If this is serious I hope, as you were about to have sex for the first time, she looked down at you and laughed.

jardon, i don't know what you're talking about
big vag lips are the hottest
watching them flap in the wind or
once you're finished with sex, nothings better than a girl that can applaud your performance using her vagina

The sad part is, you'd just like to HOPE that Jardon was the only one in the world who held this misconception.

LOVE THE PUSSY AS IT IS!

yeah, what he said...

(quote)Before I start having sex with my girlfriend, who is a virgin...(end quote)

great start to a relationship...

i find it degrading that one would think he'd deflate the flower after he defiled it...

if you have have a problem with it - you should look only as far as your dick...

This post should be stickied :lol:

Honestly folks -- rub cream in it -- over and over again! When she has orgasmed several times, then, and only then can you insert your penis as that will guarentee her lips are well lubed and ready to "bounce back.";)

Let's face it people... with age the amount of collagen you have in your lips (be it the oral lips in the case of both sexes, or vaginal lips in the case of women) will eventually decrease and they will not look the same way as in youth.

Hell... for all we know, some woman could've posted a similar thread about guys who's penises get all shriveled up with age too.

did we start culling pussy??? I never get the memos... somebody send me the memo...

Okay Jardon, here's the deal... NEVER, EVER put your penis in there... Otherwise you'll mess it all up... just kiss it once in a while and take lots of pictures of it.... because after a while of no attention, YOU WON'T BE SEEING IT ANY MORE!

Big lips, small lips, no lips.... YO lips...."your lips are so big I can put a handle on it and carry change in it....." (seems like that was in a rap song back in the mid 80s..... but maybe breakdancing messed up my head)

Enjoy her for her, if you're hung up on her lips, imagine what's going to happen when her boobs start to feel the effects of gravity! When the lovemaking begins, you won't know the difference anyway. I'm pretty sure it's not chemically possible to think about things like THAT once you kiss her...

if they do wind up looking like roast beef.. just keep a side of mashed potatoes by your bed.. problem solved.

...or have her sit above a window to save on curtain expenses.

Meat curtain jokes, such a low blow (pun intended).

Mmmmmmm... chunky.

Oh dear Christ...

OK. So most women do a LOT to look the way we do. We groom and bath and shave and dress and brush and a thousand other mundane tasks to conform to a certain standard of appearance. Right or wrong, most of us do this to some extent. And now we're supposed to reverse the aging process on our genitals because some guy wants them to stay "petite"???!!!! That's ridiculous. Sorry, original poster, the only way for you to have a gal with a teenager's pussy for the rest of your life is to continually date teenagers.

I didn't think dating teenagers forever was an option... I'm going to have to reconsider my plans for the future.

All joking aside, think how much it would suck if your girlfriend started critique-ing your penis. Just accept that nature gave her the look she has and embrace it.

The roast beef lips come from old age.

That is why so many old dudes are married to 20 year old WOMEN!

I can't believe this!

The same goes for the scrotum: gravity always wins.

I was just asking if there was some kind of... thing... you could do to prevent them from altering in feeling or appearance due to sex. Its just the same as me not wanting her to get calloused hands that feel like a man's. WTF.

I wasn't talking about the entrance to her vagina stretching out at all, I know she could do exercises for that if she so choses to.

I don't buy into that BS that they are purely genetic and that you're born with them. Obviously genetics plays into some women having large labia, but repetitive friction will definitely alter your skin, by thickening it up and/or stretching it out. Unless of course the labia are the exception to the rest of the human body and I'm just full of it and completely ignorant?

As for liking her or loving her whatever way she is, I am perfectly fine with the way she is now. Should I feel bad about not wanting her to change at all if she doesn't have to? If you could ensure that you(the women) or your woman never got wrinkly, saggy, or stopped feeling soft to your touch, wouldn't you?

Jordon,

Have you actually read any of the posts in this thread? Everyone was trying to tell you that your bizarre theory is something that you should just forget about - really. Your ideas about skin and stretching and friction are completely erroneous and you should really just forget about it. Unless your donger is a foot wide and made of sandpaper then there is nothing to worry about - really. Please read my earlier post and try to imagine that I know what I'm talking about, because I do - you don't. You could bang her silly 5 times a day with no lube for 5 years and take a "before and after" photo and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Please, stop worrying yourself with this sillyness.

When I saw this thread yesterday I passed it over, thinking it was gonna be about Slim Jim's, or something. Y'know "beef lips", "hog snouts" and other such yummies. Now...well, now I wish I hadn't. This has got to be one of the funniest threads out there. Not for content matter so much, although that's funny in its own right, but the comments...damn, I don't know when I've ever laughed so hard. Nikki, that was absolutely priceless. Pssst...I mighta substituted "cock" with "scrotum", though. We guys are pretty sensitive about that.

Now... Jardon. If you have lucked out enough to get yourself a girlfriend that you don't have to inflate, then you can probably consider yourself very well blessed. "roast beef lips" should be the very least of your concerns. I don't know who you've been talking to, to get your "sexual information", but take my advice and find another source. With one single 107 word post, you've managed to set the rest of the men in here back about 30 years of evolution. Take a little advice, my friend. Buy yourself a "How-To" book. And not a Penthouse, either. ;)

ROFL ROFL

Some people are just built differently...it's not a question of being "worn out".
But some women are self-conscious about having larger lips, so naturally, plastic surgeons are eager to oblige...if you check your phone book, you'll probably see ads for "labiaplasty."

I know it's not helping, but I have a friend who calls it "scrambled eggs."

To me, it's all beautiful. :)

well then i guess it's up to you to have nonstop hard sex with your girlfriend and report to all of us when you banged that vagina hard and long enough, and report whether or not it is 'stretched out'.

Yes, to both.

AFAIK, mine is still just the way it was when I started having sex- I didn't magically "grow" roast beef lips (as you so eloquently put it).

Until you can accept your partner as she is, and potentially the changes that happen to her body, you shouldn't be having sex with anyone but yourself.

Perhaps I'm being irrationally angry here, but the shallowness of your post (and subsequent follow up) make me feel very sorry for this girl- especially if she gives her virginity to you.

Sorry mods. :(

Two of the women I have had intercourse with are virgins. One had fairly large labia. The other has a very nice "clamshell" appearance with almost nonexistant labia minora. I think genetics DOES have a lot to do with it.

More importantly, it *is* her vagina, not yours. While you may have your personal preferences, it is her body. It is selfish to want to keep her labia looking just the way you like them.

There is a lot more to a woman than her vagina. We are talking about a *person*you hopefully really care about, not just her vagina, right?

Well said, Hanxter.

The original question was wrong on so many levels. I agree with many here- just don't have sex. Grow some maturity first.

I prefer the term "chewed bubblegum."

It's very reassuring that so many men spoke up to tell this guy how misguided he is.

I would buy this if you were asking about other parts of the body or you named the subject something other than the degrading one you did. You should be so lucky to have a woman in your life long enough to have to worry about this problem.

Just remember. A vagina was made for intercourse and childbirth, whatever happens from those things are natural. Love her for who she is and what she has given you. Unless your under 18, a girl's virginity is usually a special thing.

I totally agree but I don't think he's really listening.

It does seem like a plasible thing. I know that vaginas don't change, but you have to figure that we're used to everything else stretching with use so it's natural to assume that vaginas are the same way.

you need one of these, cause with an attitude like that you won't hold onto a woman long enough to find out if time changes the shape/size of her labia.

I won't even touch the original comment, too frigging ignorant...

I do hope that girls have the balls to dump guys like that instead of taking their ignorant comments to heart and becoming self conscious about something that is GENETICALLY PRE-DETERMINED (like the size of your nose or cock... or lack thereof)

and with that.... this thread is closed.

Just a friendly reminder for future reference... threads and posts are expected to be of a certain quality that this one clearly does not meet. asking whether a lifetime of sexual activity can affect the appearance of a woman's genitalia is a far cry from "saggy, worn out, roast beefy looking vagina lips disgust me... I need some advice as to how to keep her lips from getting roast beefy looking, worn out, overly stretched out, etc."

TRY to avoid wording your future posts in such a way that makes you look like an ass.

thanks :)