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Bob21 01-11-2004 11:11 PM

the spontaneous erection thread
 
Don't you just hate it when Mr. Hood decides to say hello when you don't want it to?

I mean, On the way to school on the bus i'm chattin' away to friends, then my power ranger decides to wake up, wtf?

The worst is when i'm with my girl, it happens all the time, and i mean...all the time. Hugging? Arnie says hello, holding hands? the same thing, I can't seem to stop it, can someone give me some hints to try and hold back on the welcome? What should I think of? I try to think of music and shit but it aint happening, or am I just doomed?
Any one else have this problem?

The only thing that i'm glad that doesn't happen is when i'm swiming and have board shorts on, hehe.

Prince 01-11-2004 11:14 PM

How old are you, Bob?

You're a healthy young man. That's what you should think of it, and nothing more. Plenty of girls actually find it a turn on, and are flattered by it. Sure it's embarrassing at times, but just learn to relax when it happens, occupy your mind with something unsexy...oh, and don't wear baggy pants.

nanofever 01-11-2004 11:19 PM

Re: the spontaneous erection thread
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Bob21
Don't you just hate it when Mr. Hood decides to say hello when you don't want it to?

I mean, On the way to school on the bus i'm chattin' away to friends, then my power ranger decides to wake up, wtf?

The worst is when i'm with my girl, it happens all the time, and i mean...all the time. Hugging? Arnie says hello, holding hands? the same thing, I can't seem to stop it, can someone give me some hints to try and hold back on the welcome? What should I think of? I try to think of music and shit but it aint happening, or am I just doomed?
Any one else have this problem?

The only thing that i'm glad that doesn't happen is when i'm swiming and have board shorts on, hehe.

I stopped having that problem around 16ish, but yeah it did suck at the time.

Bob21 01-11-2004 11:20 PM

don't wear baggy pants?? hahaha well I ain't wearing tight jeans...But I see your point and what you're saying, good thinking..

I'm only 17 turning 18 in April.

I'm surprised to hear they find it a turn on, I always thought if she felt my pecker when we were hugging she'd think "oh my god what a freak", although she's felt it before, I mean when we're out.

Thanks, it's helped a lot.

(I have no idea why I called 'him' my "power ranger", hahaha but I'm using that for now on)

Oh, and BTW, I've been working up the courage to say "Pirate Pete is trying to say hello" but never had the opportunity, and what I mean by that, is she like to cuddle and ly in my lap when we're sitting down, so yeah..you know what I mean. THANKS!

MSD 01-11-2004 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bob21
I'm only 17 turning 18 in April.


Silly kids, when will they learn?


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