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rideough 12-13-2003 04:59 AM

Which celeb would you just screw and which would you marry?
 
For me



Screw...............Xtina or whatever she goes by Aguilara







Marry.................Meg White!!!!!mmmmmmm

lurkette 12-13-2003 05:34 AM

Um...

Screw Colin Ferrell

Marry Jeremy Northam

Zorvox 12-13-2003 05:40 AM

Screw Britney Spears - EHEHEHE

Marry.. umm.. hmm.. let's see... Trish Strattus

HAHA :D

ratbastid 12-13-2003 06:47 AM

Hmmmmm

Screw Carmen Electra

Marry Janeane Garofalo

-Anders 12-13-2003 06:47 AM

Screw britney spears and videotape it ;)
Marry? I have no idea, most celebs seem so shallow

Leviathan[NCV] 12-13-2003 06:55 AM

I'd have sex with, um... christ the choices! Probly be Salma Hayek, and I'd marry her too :)

lady 12-13-2003 08:40 AM

Hmmm, do I have to narrow it down...

Can't. Screw & marry list:

Michael Vartan
Paul Walker
Jimmy Fallon
Ioan Gruffudd
Hayden Christensen

Screw: Justin Timberlake or Duncan James *HIDES* :p

rufgti 12-13-2003 09:28 AM

hmm...

screw: Brooke Burke
marry: Jessica Alba--I need a young girlie ;)

Holo 12-13-2003 10:18 AM

sounds like a job for www.fuckmarrykill.com

la petite moi 12-13-2003 10:24 AM

screw around with...uh...fiona apple/shirley manson. hahahaha.

stingc 12-13-2003 11:11 AM

screw: Angelina Jolie
marry: Natalie Portman. I hear she's smart.

omega2K4 12-13-2003 12:05 PM

Fuck: Natalie Imbruglia

Marry: Catherine Zeta-Jones, she's old, but damn she is gorgeous. :suave:

phaedrus 12-13-2003 12:06 PM

screw: all of them (the hot chicks that is)
relationship: I'd have to go with Portman as well, Top marks at Harvard and she's a hottie. Definite pluses in my book.
marry: what are you talking about marry? I don't know any of these chicks from Eve, I'm not ready to marry. What a silly question.

World's King 12-13-2003 12:33 PM

Screw and Marry : Jennifer Love Hewitt

tikki 12-13-2003 03:31 PM

Screw: Rachel Bilson
Screw and Marry: Ms. Elisha Cuthbert. YUM

macro 12-13-2003 04:16 PM

screw: Angelina Jolie
marry: Drew Barrymore

Ho-train 12-13-2003 05:54 PM

screw-paris hilton

marry-penelope cruz

FallenAvatar 12-13-2003 06:50 PM

Well I would probably do a few stars.. but I couldn't say I would marry any of them without spending time to fall in love with them.

skysooner 12-13-2003 08:00 PM

Screw: Jennifer Connelley (when she was younger), Pamela Lee, Gina Lee Nolin, Heidi Klum

Marry: Michelle Pfeiffer, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Alba

Giant Hamburger 12-13-2003 08:26 PM

Screw: Jenny (XJ9)
http://www.nick.com/all_nick/tv_supe...es/i_jenny.gif
Those pony tails will need at least a ˝” slotted head.

Marry: Wanda
http://www.nick.com/all_nick/tv_supe...mg_fai_wan.gif
She would take care of me.

InTeGrA77 12-13-2003 08:40 PM

screw: Tom DeLonge, Colin Farrell, and Stuart Townsend

marry: Tom DeLonge, Colin Farrell, and Stuart Townsend...(i'm selfish...:))

guthmund 12-13-2003 08:42 PM

Yeah, XJ9 is just beggin' for it and Wanda could grant a wish for anything within "Da Rules."

Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba would be nice to mess around with.

But for marriage, I'd have to pick Nicole Kidman.

silent_jay 12-13-2003 08:58 PM

Jamie Sale (the canadian figure skater for those who don't know) damn she looks good in FHM


gotta go with Elisha Cuthbert she just keeps getting better and better.

Love those Canadian girls.

what's up Rideough? Meg White?she's CrAzY

slimshaydee 12-13-2003 10:25 PM

screw you guys im going home, to marry Natalie Portman

Marburg 12-13-2003 10:45 PM

Screw: Elisha Cuthbert! yummm (eeee! I hope she's airbrushed in real life!)

Marry: The Olsen twins (if we got divorsed would I only get one third the riches? hmmm . . .)

anti fishstick 12-13-2003 11:12 PM

screw: natalie portman

marry: johnny depp

mirevolver 12-13-2003 11:27 PM

Screw: Jessica Alba

Marry: Rachael Weisz (I would love to listen to that sexy british accent of hers every day.)

moonstrucksoul 12-13-2003 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stingc
screw: Angelina Jolie
marry: Natalie Portman. I hear she's smart.

that's backwards for me, Jolie is a beautiful person inside.

wilbjammin 12-14-2003 12:14 AM

celebrities are bad news... either way

I do have a list of celebrities in order of appearance I've had crushes on since childhood however:

Alyssa Miliano (Who's the Boss)
Danica McKellar (Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years!)
Christina Applegate (Married with Children)
Winona Ryder (Edward Scissorhands, etc)
Juliette Lewis (Cape Fear/ What's Eating Gilbert Grape)
Melissa Joan Hart (Clarissa Explains It All)
Ziyi Zhang (Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon)

There are others, I'm sure... but these are the ones that jump out right away.

smegal 12-14-2003 12:58 AM

Joyce Dewitt and Rhea Pearlman..YEAH!!!!

numist 12-14-2003 01:05 AM

Screw - None, Im monamorous, and either way, I dont screw for fun, I do it for a higher purpose than physical satisfaction.

Marry - None, celebraties are made unmarryable simply by being a celeb. Theres no way it would work, last, or be worth the trouble, in almost every case.

That was easy...

Jam 12-14-2003 01:14 AM

S: umm can i just say the olsen twins? (im 18... so age is about right :)) but can i get a 2 for one with them?
M:Tara Ried

lady 12-14-2003 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by numist
Screw - None, Im monamorous, and either way, I dont screw for fun, I do it for a higher purpose than physical satisfaction.

Marry - None, celebraties are made unmarryable simply by being a celeb. Theres no way it would work, last, or be worth the trouble, in almost every case.

That was easy...

:p Of course... I'd never actually screw/marry any of them unless there was substance, a viable relationship, etc.

In lady's fantasy-land however... ;)

dirttrackcutie 12-14-2003 08:58 AM

screw- Tom DeLonge
Marry- Paul Walker

nukeu666 12-14-2003 11:47 AM

screw:buffy(vampire slayer)
marry:mariah carey and meg ryan

diddagirl 12-14-2003 03:18 PM

Screw: Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears
Marry: Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Mcanahay (sp?)

BlackStallion 12-14-2003 03:22 PM

Screw: Cameron Diaz, the Jennifers (Aniston and Huge tits), Lucy Liu

Marry: Athina Onassis (she is not only beautiful, but super rich also)

eotlemac 12-14-2003 05:26 PM

SCr-Britney

Marry-anyone excluding paris hilton...dumb shallow whore

skier 12-14-2003 05:53 PM

screw spears,

marry jessica alba. oh my.

Church 12-14-2003 08:35 PM

Screw: Keira Knightley (sweet 18)
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/2030...246359_400.jpg

Marry: Jessica Alba (then I could fuck her for the rest of my life)

sailor 12-14-2003 09:05 PM

Screw: Way too many to list here.

Marry: Probably Natalie Portman.

analog 12-14-2003 09:19 PM

Marry: Mira Sorvino. She's in fuckin MENSA, AND she's hot.

Fuck: Elisha Cuthbert mmmmmmmm....

jw_toyboy 12-15-2003 12:03 AM

Tough very tough.
Screw: this could be a long list.....
Marry: Angelina Jolie or Charlize Theron

Wombat 12-15-2003 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Original King
Screw and Marry : Jennifer Love Hewitt
Bugger. Looks like I have some competition.

/rolls up sleeves

Sho Nuff 12-15-2003 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Leviathan[NCV]
I'd have sex with, um... christ the choices! Probly be Salma Hayek, and I'd marry her too :)
stole both of mine

mb99usa 12-15-2003 07:46 AM

Too many to list in the screw category. I can't think of 1 I'd like to marry.

Bill O'Rights 12-15-2003 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ratbastid
Marry Janeane Garofalo
Dammit! ratbastid always gets the good ones before I do...;) Well, I'll go with Alyson Hannigan...on both counts.

frankx 12-15-2003 07:55 PM

screw: Britney Spears

marry: Salma Hayek

MurrayWithAPike 12-20-2003 02:39 PM

Screw: Alyssa Milano. Don't get much hotter than this, but I can't stand her acting. So, out the door she goes.

Marry: Audrey Tautou. Ever see Amélie? Most adorably gorgeous woman in the history of the world. I could tap that ass forever and a day.

shannon 12-20-2003 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ratbastid
Hmmmmm

Screw Carmen Electra

Marry Janeane Garofalo

i love it.
there are to many i would love to screw. i would likely have to stick with the females though for actual screwing and have my bf join in. i couldn't leave him out. i could fool around with a lot of guys i'm sure on my own, but i couldn't bring myself to fuck them. to marrry i don't think i could stand anyone long enough beside my SO. i'm a party pooper.

soxsfans 12-21-2003 07:32 AM

screw: many..... pick just one... Helen Hunt

marry: Paige Davis

Sparhawk 12-21-2003 01:38 PM

Screw: Ann Coulter (in a very uncomfortable place)

Marry: Who knows, you can't really judge a person by the people she's played in movies...

yankeefatboy 12-21-2003 09:59 PM

screw: Brooke Shields or Raquel Welch

marry: no one. They don't last

sigma1042 12-22-2003 02:04 PM

f like crazy- angelina jolie

marry-jessica biel

thespian86 12-23-2003 09:26 AM

Screw Tara Ried because she is the sexy, yet adventurous blonde that i've always dreamed of and

Marry Tiffany Amber Thiesen because i'm a nice guy who would treat her better then that loser Zack Morris

monkeydriven 12-26-2003 08:59 AM

Great question....

Screw: Christina Aguilera

Marry: Julianne Moore, Chloe Sevigny, or Laura Linney

vveronica 12-26-2003 10:37 AM

hmmmm Screw..... Arnold Schwarzenegger

Marry..................... Huey Long
Hey i like big guys hehehehe

monstermash 12-26-2003 10:38 AM

Screw: Jessica Alba and Jennifer Aniston. They are both so damn sexy. I've had one too many fantasies about having sex with both.

Marry: no one. celebs are too much trouble, it seems.

yoda77 12-26-2003 11:31 PM

screw-------all of charlies angels then and now. MARRY------demi moore shes been hot for years....

brandon11983 12-27-2003 05:50 PM

Screw: Aria Giovanni

Marry: Alley Baggett... my one and only

new_timer 12-29-2003 06:13 PM

Alyson Hannigan to screw.
Jodie Foster to marry.


Bjork is my overall pick.


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