Erection Concealment
 

OK, a call to all guys for any methods you use in order to hide erections you somewhat randomly get throughout the day?

I either, put my hands in my pockets, so i look cool, whilst also restraining any possible bulge.

Or if my hands have to be free, maybe a quick tuck under the waistband of my shorts.

Anyone else have good methods?
Also should this be that bigger issue (no pun!)?

Is it that noticeable if a guy has an erection, other than his own somewhat mishevious behaviour in order to cover it up?
I don't go around looking at other guys so much, so i can't think to answer that?

I would like to know too. Sucks sometimes being a well endowed asian guy.

I got busted in highschool once. Though the girl who saw it didn't seem to mind. Too bad she/I didn't do anything about it, I just heard her talking to a friend :(

I don't think I've ever noticed this...

I guess I need to start looking at guys crotches more :D

I don't do anything about it. Then again I wear jeans 90% of the time. I like my bulge.

Why hide it? When I see that bulge it's kindof a turnon.

Because it can happen randomly, and is generally annoying and inconvenient if you don't want it around.

welll trust me I have looked at men crotches for years... It is very enjoyable to see them create a tent. Sometime fun to see if i can make the Big Top rise... hehehhe
you guys always say you can use duct tape for everything, tape it to your leg... hehehehhehehee nooo please dont I do enjoy the Big Top

I wear bikini-style briefs, which keeps the shaft parallel to the body when hard, and therefore not obvious. Boxers leave way too much dangle room for me, leading to visible public erections. It can be a bit annoying when the tip peeks out over the top of the underwear, but it is still better than the boxers.

I think it is not as noticeable as you might think. The only thing I worry about with an erection is not running into something that might hurt and shifting it (see other thread) so that it is more comfortable.

I'm adhere the "tuck it into the wasteband of your underware" philosophy.

It takes talent and finesse to adjust the One-Eyed Boxer in that manner without being caught. Plus, I personally think that hiding it in such a manner is the most effective, and the most comfortable.

I'm afraid of girls like vveronica ;)

Fortunately, girls in my high school weren't so forward.

What's REALLY embarassing is trying to hide it in a junior high school... for boys.

I usually sit down, my baggy clothes generally take care of concealment.

The other thing is how I carry my bookbag. As a student, I can easily carry my opened bookbag in front of me as I walk, concealing my crotch.

We used to call this notebook syndrome in High School. This is where you walk out of class with your books strategically placed in front of the buldge. :)

If a bad one, then bring it straight up under your beltline and untuck your shirt to go over it. Then, just walking will have it go away in short order.

reminds me of highschool english class....the teacher was big on us going up to the board to diagram sentences or what not. I had strategically picked a desk that was behind one of the hottest girls in the school, and the row facing us had another one of the hottest (couldnt really make up my mind which one was hotter)....well one day, the one facing me was wearing a short skirt that i could kinda see up, and the one with her back to me, was wearing low rise jeans and i could see her thong.....imagine the difficulty i had when i went up to the board.

I just put my hands in my pockets as i walked to the board and then kept my back to the class...by then the idea of being discovered had scared me enough that i was able to walk back normal.

I also agree that the waist band is a good idea.

Maybe more girls are like veronica, but even if they are, i always feel like a freak walking around pointing at everyone.

I wear slightly baggy clothes so the bulge is never really too noticeable.

On the other hand: If you've got, flaunt it.

i never tried to hide it...especially cos sometimes my morning wood wouldnt go away till like 2 hours after i woke up, plus i get wood all the time anyway. i think it is kinda neet

be proud of your penis
:)

jesus, that's too funny.

i guess i'm laughing so hard about this because of the imagined tone of voice accompanying the "i think it is kinda neet" statement.

damn, i can't stop laughing...

oooh that's DANGEROUS if it extends past the belt, and you lift your shirt too high when untucking it

No need to hide it... just make it comfortable and it will subside in time.

Luckily I'm hung like a 9 year old......






girl. So I don't really have that problem. And if the problem ever does arise (*rimshot*), the hand in the pocket is always a good technique. If at all possible go rub one out real quick and it will go down much much easier.

If I have a hard on, I don't try to hide it, unless I'm around old people. In the words of the Beatles, "Let it be."

I remember back in high school (in fact, it was this one time, at music camp...), I had rather short shorts (it was the early 80s, don't blame me) and loose underwear, and I was sitting in a class and ended up poking out the bottom of the shorts. Fortunately, it subsided before music theory was over.

Tuck it under your belt buckle.

I just rock the ol' sidepipe.

Martha Stewart's Penis Obfuscation Tips:

1. Put your hand in your pocket.
2. Grab the offending appendage with this hand.
3. Pull it to the side so it is parallel to the hips.
4. Rotate it upwards towards your belt buckle or pants button.

This doesn't work with sweatpants. But, hell, sweat pants with a boner is a situation with possibilities too amusing to pass up.

Sometimes the misses catches me pulling off this manuever and subsequentally wears a prideful smile.

I can't do the under the belt buckle thing, cause my *cough* extends past too far past my belt. I usually wear jeans so I dont have to usually worry too much about getting a tent down there, although I try and sit down if i feel 1 coming on.

I wear briefs, and they usualy take care of me. Also i wear express jeans, which help hold it back if its really bulging. But the whole idea to tuck it on ur wastline doesnt appeal to me since i dont want my penis sticking outa the top of my underwear, and have my shirt come up a bit, and have someone catch a glimpse lol...

I have basically the false positive of this problem. My pants and shorts always seem to fall awkardly at the crotch, especially when I'm sitting. I remember over hearing a girl saying something about it in highschool art class. It was embarrassing and irritating at the same time and I felt like yelling "It's the way the pants fall you god damn retard!" A real erection is much more prominent even if you're not hung like an elephant.

I hate pants that tent up when you're sitting no matter if you have an erection or not. Why can't they just make them not tent up dammit?

Anybody know of something to do to fix this problem aside from safety-pinning the pants to... well I don't even want to think about that.

I have to tuck it against my thigh. It still hangs out of my boxers and that's kind of a weird feeling, but I guess it's better than nothing.

they´re the only methods i know of...
if i´m at the beach, then i just roll onto my stomach till i calm down, or i just stay in the water... even if i´m getting cold ... since its pretty hard to hide one in board shorts...

hahahhaha

Brings back memories

"I don't wanna come out yet mom!"

I guess all those rumors are true ;) ;)

As much as I love a good stiffy, getting one in the elevator with a group of folks isn't really my cup of tea....

So usually I tuck it into the leg of my boxers.....I only put it under my belt in extreme cases as I had a bad experience once and....well....I'd rather not talk about :)

It would be good if it were like the movies where a hot chick would come up lead you into an empty office, let it free and so on...

But I usually just put my hands in my pockets. When I get new pants I usually forget to do up the fly, so cover it up with my bag hoping I don't get a stiffy if my boxers don't have buttons down the front. Then quickly zip it up when no ones looking, or find the nearest bathroom.

Hasn't been a serious problem since I turned 22 ... I can look and stare all I want at the T&A in my classes, but get nothing without direct stimulation. I can attain an erection by thinking about getting one, but without that element, I don't have to worry about it.

mostly I just push it to the side of my pants and walk around with one hand in my pocket. Kind of annoying at times because there isn't much else I can do. I try not to walk around if I can all help it, since this one time I delivered a document to my boss's secretary and when I got back to my desk there was an email from her saying "were you happy to see me or something?" Good thing she's a long time friend...

i just try to think of the most repulsive thing I can think of....

I usually stick my hands in my pockets and grab the thing to hold it down until it subsides. If I can, I will sit down, it usually goes away faster that way.

If I am somewhere where I can inconspicuously tuck it in the waistband, I will, but that doesnt happen to often.

I wear jeans, but I cant hide it, and if I tuck it under the waistband, it hangs out... so I put a hand in the pocket and aim at my shoes....

or sit down, which usually turns out to be the easier option...

such a hassle...

depends where it is - in the middle of class i'll ignore it and he goes back to sleep.

but apart from that, he's usually pretty good - doesnt jump up and down excessively when i cant hide it.

however, the girlfriend loves to get him going at the worst of times.. eg. just before we're about to leave a really posh resturant for a dinner party.. so freakin embarrasing.

Its the reason i wear briefs.

Trust me, ive tried other ways, and when it gets going, theres no stopping.

Briefs may get a bad wrap for not being manly enough, but theyre great when i dont want everyone to know about my manlyness hahah

briefs make it go straight up, i just tuck it into the waistband

I had a friend come visit me from Florida the other day. She is like a sister to me, I wouldn't want to have sex with her, it would be way to wierd. We were watching a movie and she decided to lay her head on my leg. Not a problem except for the fact that her hand was pretty much brushing against "the boys". I've never thought so many wholesome thoughts in all my life. Normally when a girl wants to get that close, my thoughts are of a more human nature. Needless to say, I was very happy to be wearing my baggiest pair of shorts.

Just imagine goatse. Unless that turns you on or something. Pervert.

I just quickly arrange myself and move it under waist band of my shorts or whatever I'm wearing at the time.. if I'm able to sit down I do.. and I think of nasty things so it goes away faster.. lol :D

I usually just tuck it under the wasteband...it's not that I'm overly embarressed about it but it's kind of ackward walking around like that.

I think it's interesting what the girls have to say about it.

lol

Nah, if anything, straight down, and it wont even get as bad because its 'under control'.

Dont knock it till its saved your ass! hahah

i wave it around at as many people as possible! lol j/k

margarat thatcher naked on a cold day!
margarat thatcher naked on a cold day!

Oh those were the days in middle school of the random erections throughout your school day!! I would just use the tuck method and try to walk as normal as possible!! This was not always fun or easy seeing that in elementary and middle school I spent most of my time in sweat pants!!

This was always the biggest problem for me. Throughout High School it would just pop up. I got very creative either using a book or adjust myself quickly so it was under my belt or something like that. If i couldn't adjust myself I put my hands in my pocket and try and grab it. Now it's not so bad, I also will switch off between boxers and boxer briefs. Those brief save me a world of problems...

There was this one guy in my calc class last semester who I saw with an errection a couple of times. It was really strange.

I've never really had an erection, but I know my boyfriend like tucks it in his boxer waistband and it looks like normal. Well I don't know much about having an errection but there's my piece of advise.

hmm i never have this problem considering im hung like a field mouse.




hehe jk actually i just let it go down one pantleg when i feel it first coming on and it kinda just presses up against the pants but nothing too bad. if i sit down and im wearing some slacks or soemthing you can see it really well but other than that its fine. although i really dont get any except the ritualistic one about 30-40 minutes after i wake up and am in the car. but whats great is when you cuddling with some hot chick and your starting to get a small buldge. or when there giving you a nice long hug for about 5 minutes. no im not a pimp or ladies man there just friends.

URGHHHHH Gross@!

it's easy to hide an erection but what about hiding it when you hug/cuddle someone? how do you avoid letting them find out or do you not care?

If you're cuddling with her, I'd say it's safe to assume she'll be flattered or maybe even turned on... (If not, she's got issues)

Someone I know uses a bandana to tie his to the side of his inner thigh.

I find it endearing;)

All those that use the "unpleasant thought" method, did ya'll ever stop to think that a hard on is rather frequent and you will end up internalising that thought eg. goatse.

Not worth it, I'm afraid.

This thread is a classic. One time my friend got a NRB (no reason Boner) while talking with some friends and one of the girls saw it but thought they were lifesavers and made a grab saying I want one. HEHE boy were they both embarrased was very very funny.

Lifesavers? That's not very complimentary toward your buddy. (I think she knew what she was reaching for, personally).

It was Jr. High like 7th grade, i dont know about him but I didni't start growing down there till 10th grade....

edit: also at the time we were all LDS (Mormon) so I really don't think she was reaching for his cack.

Hmm, there's parachute pants from the 80's (Hammer Time!) :D

I usually will wear long, bulky sweaters or shirts. I'll carry something in front of me if I have to go out on a service call.

I would like to just walk around letting it go free...but, in some places it just doesn't seem....appropriate....Like say, a business meeting....or dinner with your boss...(I guess that last one depends on who your boss is):p

My boyfreind tucks it under his belt.... it's kinda funny though when i move his shirt and I can see it "peeking" up at me