masking the scent of lubricants.
 

Things like astroglide and handlotion have a distinctive smell. After jerking off(even in the shower), I smell like the lubricant I used and the place that I jerked off in smells like lubricant. I live at home. While my parent's probably know that I beat the meat, it's awkward regardless for them to come into my room having myself and the room stink of astroglide.

What do you use to mask such scents? Do any of you have virtually non-smelly lubricants?

I know this is something you don't want to think about...But do your parents know what astroglide smells like?

Is the smell of it that obvious that they would know right away what you were doing? Just buy an air freshener for like 2 bucks and stick it in your room or something.

Heh. The first time I ever used astroglide was when I stole some from my parents.

who really cares....we all do it and its natrual....so why be ashamed of it? i used to be very closed about that kind of thing until i met my roomate last year in college. its nothing to be ashamed of and you should not be afraid to say that you do it.....who cares what other people think. just remember, if they say that its gross and disgusting that they also do it but just dont want to admit to doing it because of their insecurities.... just my $0.02

Well thank you for your $0.02, cause now I am only $19,999.98 away from a brand new car!

Anyway back on topic BigDonkey, it's very embarassing for a teenager to have his parents find out he is beating the meat. I still live at home and I dont want my parents knowing I do it.

What about doing it in the bathroom with the fan on? Would that help?

(FFE) Febreeze fixes everything. :)

Just wash your hands and make sure they both smell like soap!

I don't use lube but it seems your problem can be easily solved with 2$ at walmart in the air freshener station.

Haha, just go freestyle then... no lube! hahaha

You stole your parent's lube and then jerked off with it? Something about that seems wrong.

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i think that only you can smell it because you know its there, like sometimes you can smell your come after you jerk
but i don't think other people really notice it because they don't know what was going on
it might be a mental thing
or maybe its that your senses are on higher alert when you're doing it
at least thats what i think

You could try some lube with flavor or something as such, me and my wife just got some really good tasting lube (O'My! Passion Fruit) .. it doesn't really smell but tastes like candy :)

go with the air freshener method

hehe

i just pretended that it wasn't.

lol

KY seems to have almost no scent at all (that I can notice anyway) so perhaps that and an air freshner ?

use gasoline... they won't know what to think ;)

This is wisdom.

Seriously, . . . uh, I'll come back and edit this to have something useful when I'm not so damned tired.

Yikes! :crazy: Hope ya don't smoke or anything...

what kind of evil milkman are you? ;) :p

If you are concerned about the smell of lube don't use it...

But more to the point... if you are embarrassed that your parents know or suspect that you are wanking you will have to be be embarrassed 24/7. Face facts, they know you are doing it.

I'd be more embarressed at getting caught (or worse caught using their lube!).

Really what do you think they are going to do if they smell the lube? Confront you? Of course not. They would be equally embarrassed to bring it up with you.

Whack away and be guilt free about it.

(hell if your parents have some astro glide on hand they are probably fairly OK sexually speaking).

Why dont you just use lotion?


Then if your parents ask whats up, just tell them that you want to have soft, supple, nice smelling skin :)

Why not just use a touch of vaseline?

Or, buy some Maximus
here:

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/supplies/lube.html

good stuff...