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Mr. Spacemonkey · 08-16-2003, 08:36 PM

Here's an interesting Hypothetical question.

If someone offered to give you 5 billion dollars, but the catch was you had to give up masturbation and sex for 5 years, would you?

If yes, do you think you could go 10 years?

It would be extremely hard to resist but 5 billion dollars is a shitload of cash.

I know, this is a stupid question but i'm just interested in some of your answers.

Nizzle · 08-16-2003, 08:39 PM

5 billion dollars is a ridiculous sum of money. That's a 1,000 million dollars. I could make every person in my circle of friends and family a multi-mega-millionaire for life.

So, uh, yes.

wario · 08-16-2003, 08:46 PM

Yeah, I think I could do it. I'd pay very ugly eunichs to be with me 24 hours a day, thereby keeping myself from the privacy necessary from those acts.

Mr. Spacemonkey · 08-16-2003, 08:53 PM

It is a ridiculous sum of money, but after 5 years of no masturbating or sex, It would be really hard, all the sudden this really hot person starts coming onto and she/he wants to have sex and then you tell them this ridiculous excuse of why you can't have sex and lose any chances of ever getting laid by that super sexy girl/guy because theres not a chance in hell they'll believe you . . . *gasps for breath*

Man, what a run on sentence.

wario · 08-16-2003, 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Spacemonkey
It is a ridiculous sum of money, but after 5 years of no masturbating or sex, It would be really hard, all the sudden this really hot person starts coming onto and she/he wants to have sex and then you tell them this ridiculous excuse of why you can't have sex and lose any chances of ever getting laid by that super sexy girl/guy because theres not a chance in hell they'll believe you . . . *gasps for breath*

Man, what a run on sentence.

With 5 billion dollars you'll have no trouble getting hot women lining up to sleep with you. So yeah, still worth it.

Mr. Spacemonkey · 08-16-2003, 09:08 PM

I'm sure you wouldn't be thinking about the future if someone extremely sexy was coming on to you. That is unless you could really control yourself and you have to admit it would be damn hard.

RoadRage · 08-16-2003, 09:11 PM

I'd sure like to try. Who's got the $5B?

wario · 08-16-2003, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Spacemonkey
I'm sure you wouldn't be thinking about the future if someone extremely sexy was coming on to you. That is unless you could really control yourself and you have to admit it would be damn hard.

Okay, no bathing for the 5 years. That way you ensure that no hotties will come on to you. And, like I said above, I'd be surrounded by ugly eunichs. Sure, holding out for 5 years is tough, but 5 BILLION is a LOT!

juanvaldes · 08-16-2003, 09:18 PM

I went for 19 years once, 5 will be a piece of cake

cheerios · 08-16-2003, 09:20 PM

w/o jacking off, dear? i think not...

Mr. Spacemonkey · 08-16-2003, 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by wario
Okay, no bathing for the 5 years. That way you ensure that no hotties will come on to you. And, like I said above, I'd be surrounded by ugly eunichs. Sure, holding out for 5 years is tough, but 5 BILLION is a LOT!

Thats brilliant, never bathe, now thats a solid plan.

juanvaldes · 08-16-2003, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by cheerios
w/o jacking off, dear? i think not...

I don't even remember the last time I jacked off.

cheerios · 08-16-2003, 09:29 PM

when was the last time you were w/o me for a long period of time?

juanvaldes · 08-16-2003, 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by cheerios
when was the last time you were w/o me for a long period of time?

2 weeks ago when I was home visiting for the week.

Craven Morehead · 08-16-2003, 10:12 PM

Ha! I'm 50 and married. No problem. Show me the money!!!

lalalapi · 08-16-2003, 10:31 PM

Were it not for the "no masturbation" clause, this might be doable. Still, I sure wouldn't mind going for five billion dollars.

Beltruckus · 08-16-2003, 11:15 PM

Yes and I think i would be able to do it, could go live in a monestary for those 5 years, vow of silence, then get out and be 5 billion dollars richer.

World's King · 08-17-2003, 02:20 AM

Where do I sign up?

G5_Todd · 08-17-2003, 02:32 AM

lol yup

platypus · 08-17-2003, 06:21 AM

That's over 2.7 million per day.

It's been three days, so where's my $8 mil?

soxsfans · 08-17-2003, 06:53 AM

I would give it a shot.

Daddymem · 08-17-2003, 08:05 AM

Well, I think "no sex" and "no masturbation" would first have to be tightly defined...and nope, I think anyone who did that would be emotionally scarred for life, possibly physically broken too.

skysooner · 08-17-2003, 09:30 AM

5 billion would set up your family for basically eternity if you handled it right, so yes, it is a no-brainer.

blackdas · 08-17-2003, 09:32 AM

I would definetly try...but I don't know if I would be very successful. :P

Pedialyte · 08-17-2003, 10:24 AM

I'm pretty sure most people would take the money and agree to hold of for 5 years... but im guessing that 99% of those people wouldnt make it the full 5 years without cheating every now and again.

bparker805 · 08-17-2003, 11:21 AM

if someone were to offer me 5 billion, i'ld take it, hire a hitman to kill that person and then jerk off over thier lifeless corpse. simple solution to a simple problem...

Janie · 08-17-2003, 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by bparker805
if someone were to offer me 5 billion, i'ld take it, hire a hitman to kill that person and then jerk off over thier lifeless corpse. simple solution to a simple problem...

amen, I like your way of thinking

raeanna74 · 08-17-2003, 06:53 PM

I would definately make a real attempt to do it. As for the sex I think I could go without for 5 years but once those 5 years were up - look out men! As for the masterbating - that would be a bit harder. I can't even remember how old I was when I did it the first time it was that early on. I think I could make it the whole way with both though. I made it to 24 without sex and had opportunities before then.

Wile E · 08-17-2003, 07:29 PM

As long as this guy is not my accountant.

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Originally posted by Nizzle
5 billion dollars is a ridiculous sum of money. That's a 1,000 million dollars.

Booboo · 08-17-2003, 07:43 PM

Would that even be possible if your a guy? Do you stop producing sperm at any time? or would the little guys keep being made?

I cant imagine going that long without somekind of "relsease"

lemming · 08-17-2003, 09:18 PM

honestly that a shit ton of money..but in the long run i dunno if i could really hold out. hell i have a hard time with just a few days, altho maybe after awhile youd get used to not havin sex or rubbin one out.

Prince · 08-17-2003, 09:27 PM

It would not be pleasant, but with 5 billion I could do a lot of good. I realize that is a cliche, but I am the kind of person who gives from the little he has. If I had more, I could give more, I reckon.

The only concern of mine is what would happen to me if I had that much money. Certainly would lose interest in working, and possibly education... A lot of things could go wrong.

MSD · 08-17-2003, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by Booboo
Would that even be possible if your a guy? Do you stop producing sperm at any time? or would the little guys keep being made?

I cant imagine going that long without somekind of "relsease"

Wet dreams? They don't stop unless you're draining yourself somewhere else, and they start back up if you don't.

I'd do it. Especially if oral isn't specified as off-limits. Even then it's a lot of money.

Booboo · 08-17-2003, 10:52 PM

better get some rubber sheets then=P

Radio Monk33 · 08-17-2003, 11:33 PM

Hell yeah. Now if it was 5 million, there'd be abit more thinking. But still, I'd do it. I mean GODDAMN that's alot of bling.

And I'd definitely make sure that I could see the money first, not to mention guarantee it was in my hands at the end of 5 years.

Oh man, that would be the longest 1825 days ever.

druptight · 08-18-2003, 09:31 AM

So could i still get blowjobs, because this might be worth it, especially if i could get a girl to agree, we could just go down on eachother all the time, and enjoy our loot!

Mr. Spacemonkey · 08-18-2003, 09:34 AM

Okay i'll make this clear

No blowjobs are allowed! That would be called oral SEX.

Sorry should have been more clear on that.

Thraeryn · 08-18-2003, 09:38 AM

I don't care if oral is okay or not: if someone shows me five billion dollars in bearer bonds and gives me the key with the appropriate instructions to the bank, I will immediately become celibate.

I will also immediately become the most hateful, mean, violent sumbitch the world has ever seen. And when I get my five bil, I'll have designed such eccentricities of horror and desperation that the rest of you will cower in their shadows.

Fallon · 08-18-2003, 09:39 AM

I'll take the opposite side. I wouldn't do it because I enjoy my life as it is. Sure 5 Billion would be nice, but ya know what? That doesn't really matter to me. I'm happy with my life and all the sex I'm gettin. So while all of ya are abstaining, I'd be goin at it like a freakin rabbit...and enjoying the hell out of it too

Slims · 08-18-2003, 10:03 AM

Sex is more important to me than money, so no, I wouldn't do it. However, if it were one year for one billion, I would probably go for it since I would be set for life afterwards.

08-16-2003, 08:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mr. Spacemonkey Wake up Location: Nowhere special	Hypothetically Here's an interesting Hypothetical question. If someone offered to give you 5 billion dollars, but the catch was you had to give up masturbation and sex for 5 years, would you? If yes, do you think you could go 10 years? It would be extremely hard to resist but 5 billion dollars is a shitload of cash. I know, this is a stupid question but i'm just interested in some of your answers. __________________ "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." -- Donnie Darko

08-16-2003, 08:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
Nizzle God-Hating Liberal Location: Silicon Valley, CA	5 billion dollars is a ridiculous sum of money. That's a 1,000 million dollars. I could make every person in my circle of friends and family a multi-mega-millionaire for life. So, uh, yes. __________________ Nizzle

08-16-2003, 08:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mr. Spacemonkey Wake up Location: Nowhere special	It is a ridiculous sum of money, but after 5 years of no masturbating or sex, It would be really hard, all the sudden this really hot person starts coming onto and she/he wants to have sex and then you tell them this ridiculous excuse of why you can't have sex and lose any chances of ever getting laid by that super sexy girl/guy because theres not a chance in hell they'll believe you . . . gasps for breath Man, what a run on sentence. __________________ "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." -- Donnie Darko

08-16-2003, 09:08 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mr. Spacemonkey Wake up Location: Nowhere special	I'm sure you wouldn't be thinking about the future if someone extremely sexy was coming on to you. That is unless you could really control yourself and you have to admit it would be damn hard. __________________ "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." -- Donnie Darko

08-16-2003, 09:11 PM	#7 (permalink)
RoadRage Stay off the sidewalk! Location: Oklahoma City, OK	I'd sure like to try. Who's got the $5B? __________________ Join TFP Team SETI 43K workunits complete, 34 members, more of each needed.

08-16-2003, 08:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
wario Insane	Yeah, I think I could do it. I'd pay very ugly eunichs to be with me 24 hours a day, thereby keeping myself from the privacy necessary from those acts.

08-16-2003, 09:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
juanvaldes Banned Location: shittown, CA	I went for 19 years once, 5 will be a piece of cake

08-16-2003, 09:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
cheerios Banned Location: 'bout 2 feet from my iMac	w/o jacking off, dear? i think not...

08-16-2003, 09:29 PM	#13 (permalink)
cheerios Banned Location: 'bout 2 feet from my iMac	when was the last time you were w/o me for a long period of time?

08-16-2003, 10:12 PM	#15 (permalink)
Craven Morehead Custom User Title	Ha! I'm 50 and married. No problem. Show me the money!!!

08-16-2003, 10:31 PM	#16 (permalink)
lalalapi Crazy	Were it not for the "no masturbation" clause, this might be doable. Still, I sure wouldn't mind going for five billion dollars.

08-16-2003, 11:15 PM	#17 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	Yes and I think i would be able to do it, could go live in a monestary for those 5 years, vow of silence, then get out and be 5 billion dollars richer. __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

08-17-2003, 02:20 AM	#18 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Where do I sign up? __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-17-2003, 02:32 AM	#19 (permalink)
G5_Todd Junkie Location: Reichstag	lol yup __________________ "....and when you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." -General Franks

08-17-2003, 06:21 AM	#20 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	That's over 2.7 million per day. It's been three days, so where's my $8 mil? __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

08-17-2003, 06:53 AM	#21 (permalink)
soxsfans Junkie	I would give it a shot.

08-17-2003, 08:05 AM	#22 (permalink)
Daddymem Insane	Well, I think "no sex" and "no masturbation" would first have to be tightly defined...and nope, I think anyone who did that would be emotionally scarred for life, possibly physically broken too.

08-17-2003, 09:30 AM	#23 (permalink)
skysooner Registered User Location: Oklahoma	5 billion would set up your family for basically eternity if you handled it right, so yes, it is a no-brainer.

08-17-2003, 09:32 AM	#24 (permalink)
blackdas Crazy	I would definetly try...but I don't know if I would be very successful. :P

08-17-2003, 10:24 AM	#25 (permalink)
Pedialyte Crazy Location: Minneapolis	I'm pretty sure most people would take the money and agree to hold of for 5 years... but im guessing that 99% of those people wouldnt make it the full 5 years without cheating every now and again.

08-17-2003, 11:21 AM	#26 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	if someone were to offer me 5 billion, i'ld take it, hire a hitman to kill that person and then jerk off over thier lifeless corpse. simple solution to a simple problem...

08-17-2003, 06:53 PM	#28 (permalink)
raeanna74 I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot! Location: Upper Michigan	I would definately make a real attempt to do it. As for the sex I think I could go without for 5 years but once those 5 years were up - look out men! As for the masterbating - that would be a bit harder. I can't even remember how old I was when I did it the first time it was that early on. I think I could make it the whole way with both though. I made it to 24 without sex and had opportunities before then. __________________ "Always learn the rules so that you can break them properly." Dalai Lama My Karma just ran over your Dogma.

08-17-2003, 07:43 PM	#30 (permalink)
Booboo Insane	Would that even be possible if your a guy? Do you stop producing sperm at any time? or would the little guys keep being made? I cant imagine going that long without somekind of "relsease"

08-17-2003, 09:18 PM	#31 (permalink)
lemming Tilted	honestly that a shit ton of money..but in the long run i dunno if i could really hold out. hell i have a hard time with just a few days, altho maybe after awhile youd get used to not havin sex or rubbin one out.

08-17-2003, 09:27 PM	#32 (permalink)
Prince /nɑndəsˈkrɪpt/ Location: LV-426	It would not be pleasant, but with 5 billion I could do a lot of good. I realize that is a cliche, but I am the kind of person who gives from the little he has. If I had more, I could give more, I reckon. The only concern of mine is what would happen to me if I had that much money. Certainly would lose interest in working, and possibly education... A lot of things could go wrong. __________________ Who is John Galt?

08-17-2003, 10:52 PM	#34 (permalink)
Booboo Insane	better get some rubber sheets then=P

08-17-2003, 11:33 PM	#35 (permalink)
Radio Monk33 Psycho	Hell yeah. Now if it was 5 million, there'd be abit more thinking. But still, I'd do it. I mean GODDAMN that's alot of bling. And I'd definitely make sure that I could see the money first, not to mention guarantee it was in my hands at the end of 5 years. Oh man, that would be the longest 1825 days ever. __________________ "Punk rock had this cool, political personal message. It was a bit more cerebral than just stupid cock rock, you know" -Kurt Cobain

08-18-2003, 09:31 AM	#36 (permalink)
druptight Banned Location: In Your Pants!!!!	So could i still get blowjobs, because this might be worth it, especially if i could get a girl to agree, we could just go down on eachother all the time, and enjoy our loot!

08-18-2003, 09:34 AM	#37 (permalink)
Mr. Spacemonkey Wake up Location: Nowhere special	Okay i'll make this clear No blowjobs are allowed! That would be called oral SEX. Sorry should have been more clear on that. __________________ "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." -- Donnie Darko

08-18-2003, 09:38 AM	#38 (permalink)
Thraeryn Loser	I don't care if oral is okay or not: if someone shows me five billion dollars in bearer bonds and gives me the key with the appropriate instructions to the bank, I will immediately become celibate. I will also immediately become the most hateful, mean, violent sumbitch the world has ever seen. And when I get my five bil, I'll have designed such eccentricities of horror and desperation that the rest of you will cower in their shadows.

08-18-2003, 09:39 AM	#39 (permalink)
Fallon Junkie Location: RI	I'll take the opposite side. I wouldn't do it because I enjoy my life as it is. Sure 5 Billion would be nice, but ya know what? That doesn't really matter to me. I'm happy with my life and all the sex I'm gettin. So while all of ya are abstaining, I'd be goin at it like a freakin rabbit...and enjoying the hell out of it too

08-18-2003, 10:03 AM	#40 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	Sex is more important to me than money, so no, I wouldn't do it. However, if it were one year for one billion, I would probably go for it since I would be set for life afterwards. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence