I don't care if oral is okay or not: if someone shows me five billion dollars in bearer bonds and gives me the key with the appropriate instructions to the bank, I will immediately become celibate.
I will also immediately become the most hateful, mean, violent sumbitch the world has ever seen. And when I get my five bil, I'll have designed such eccentricities of horror and desperation that the rest of you will cower in their shadows.
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