Hypothetically
 

Here's an interesting Hypothetical question.

If someone offered to give you 5 billion dollars, but the catch was you had to give up masturbation and sex for 5 years, would you?

If yes, do you think you could go 10 years?

It would be extremely hard to resist but 5 billion dollars is a shitload of cash.

I know, this is a stupid question but i'm just interested in some of your answers.

5 billion dollars is a ridiculous sum of money. That's a 1,000 million dollars. I could make every person in my circle of friends and family a multi-mega-millionaire for life.

So, uh, yes. :)

Yeah, I think I could do it. I'd pay very ugly eunichs to be with me 24 hours a day, thereby keeping myself from the privacy necessary from those acts.

It is a ridiculous sum of money, but after 5 years of no masturbating or sex, It would be really hard, all the sudden this really hot person starts coming onto and she/he wants to have sex and then you tell them this ridiculous excuse of why you can't have sex and lose any chances of ever getting laid by that super sexy girl/guy because theres not a chance in hell they'll believe you . . . *gasps for breath*

Man, what a run on sentence.

With 5 billion dollars you'll have no trouble getting hot women lining up to sleep with you. So yeah, still worth it.

I'm sure you wouldn't be thinking about the future if someone extremely sexy was coming on to you. That is unless you could really control yourself and you have to admit it would be damn hard.

I'd sure like to try. Who's got the $5B?

Okay, no bathing for the 5 years. That way you ensure that no hotties will come on to you. And, like I said above, I'd be surrounded by ugly eunichs. Sure, holding out for 5 years is tough, but 5 BILLION is a LOT!

I went for 19 years once, 5 will be a piece of cake ;)

w/o jacking off, dear? i think not...

Thats brilliant, never bathe, now thats a solid plan.

I don't even remember the last time I jacked off.

when was the last time you were w/o me for a long period of time? ;)

2 weeks ago when I was home visiting for the week.

Ha! I'm 50 and married. No problem. Show me the money!!!

Were it not for the "no masturbation" clause, this might be doable. Still, I sure wouldn't mind going for five billion dollars.

Yes and I think i would be able to do it, could go live in a monestary for those 5 years, vow of silence, then get out and be 5 billion dollars richer.

Where do I sign up?

lol yup

That's over 2.7 million per day.

It's been three days, so where's my $8 mil?

I would give it a shot.

Well, I think "no sex" and "no masturbation" would first have to be tightly defined...and nope, I think anyone who did that would be emotionally scarred for life, possibly physically broken too.

5 billion would set up your family for basically eternity if you handled it right, so yes, it is a no-brainer.

I would definetly try...but I don't know if I would be very successful. :P

I'm pretty sure most people would take the money and agree to hold of for 5 years... but im guessing that 99% of those people wouldnt make it the full 5 years without cheating every now and again.

if someone were to offer me 5 billion, i'ld take it, hire a hitman to kill that person and then jerk off over thier lifeless corpse. simple solution to a simple problem...

amen, I like your way of thinking

I would definately make a real attempt to do it. As for the sex I think I could go without for 5 years but once those 5 years were up - look out men! As for the masterbating - that would be a bit harder. I can't even remember how old I was when I did it the first time it was that early on. I think I could make it the whole way with both though. I made it to 24 without sex and had opportunities before then.

As long as this guy is not my accountant.

Would that even be possible if your a guy? Do you stop producing sperm at any time? or would the little guys keep being made?

I cant imagine going that long without somekind of "relsease"

honestly that a shit ton of money..but in the long run i dunno if i could really hold out. hell i have a hard time with just a few days, altho maybe after awhile youd get used to not havin sex or rubbin one out.

It would not be pleasant, but with 5 billion I could do a lot of good. I realize that is a cliche, but I am the kind of person who gives from the little he has. If I had more, I could give more, I reckon.

The only concern of mine is what would happen to me if I had that much money. Certainly would lose interest in working, and possibly education... A lot of things could go wrong.

Wet dreams? They don't stop unless you're draining yourself somewhere else, and they start back up if you don't.

I'd do it. Especially if oral isn't specified as off-limits. Even then it's a lot of money.

better get some rubber sheets then=P

Hell yeah. Now if it was 5 million, there'd be abit more thinking. But still, I'd do it. I mean GODDAMN that's alot of bling.

And I'd definitely make sure that I could see the money first, not to mention guarantee it was in my hands at the end of 5 years.

Oh man, that would be the longest 1825 days ever.

So could i still get blowjobs, because this might be worth it, especially if i could get a girl to agree, we could just go down on eachother all the time, and enjoy our loot!

Okay i'll make this clear

No blowjobs are allowed! That would be called oral SEX.

Sorry should have been more clear on that.

I don't care if oral is okay or not: if someone shows me five billion dollars in bearer bonds and gives me the key with the appropriate instructions to the bank, I will immediately become celibate.

I will also immediately become the most hateful, mean, violent sumbitch the world has ever seen. And when I get my five bil, I'll have designed such eccentricities of horror and desperation that the rest of you will cower in their shadows.

I'll take the opposite side. I wouldn't do it because I enjoy my life as it is. Sure 5 Billion would be nice, but ya know what? That doesn't really matter to me. I'm happy with my life and all the sex I'm gettin. So while all of ya are abstaining, I'd be goin at it like a freakin rabbit...and enjoying the hell out of it too :p

Sex is more important to me than money, so no, I wouldn't do it. However, if it were one year for one billion, I would probably go for it since I would be set for life afterwards.