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Slims · 08-22-2003, 10:27 PM

Ok, here's the deal. My girlfriend is coming back into town tommorrow after a summer at home with her parents.

She has made it abundantly clear that I am expected to spend the majority of the weekend....catching up.

Any suggestions?

angela146 · 08-22-2003, 10:36 PM

Secure her to a bed and spend at least three hours kissing every single square inch of her body. Work from the outside to the inside. Do not allow her to touch herself in any way.

Slims · 08-22-2003, 10:56 PM

Not even going to touch that one.

08-22-2003, 10:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	Need your suggestions Ok, here's the deal. My girlfriend is coming back into town tommorrow after a summer at home with her parents. She has made it abundantly clear that I am expected to spend the majority of the weekend....catching up. Any suggestions? __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence Last edited by Slims; 12-02-2008 at 09:56 PM..

08-22-2003, 10:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	Not even going to touch that one. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence Last edited by Slims; 12-02-2008 at 09:55 PM..

08-22-2003, 10:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
angela146 Loser Location: Somewhere near Hubby	Secure her to a bed and spend at least three hours kissing every single square inch of her body. Work from the outside to the inside. Do not allow her to touch herself in any way.