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madcap_hijinx · 08-05-2003, 12:20 AM

i went to an artsy jazz singing show tonite and during the performance i got a little lapdance as part of the show. it got me thinkin... throughout my life, i've always been the type that tries to play it cool and think about things like the weather or roseanne barr naked on a cold day.... anything that will keep me from "standing at attention". i'm wondering what all y'all's opinion is, male and female... male, when you've decided to unleash the tiger willing or not, whether in a sitch like mine or something more like a hottub or the logride at an amusement park.... y'know.... and ladies, if i'm wrong about that preference.... if maybe sometimes it wouldn't bother you one bit and if maybe you've been known to do your damndest to pitch a fella's tent.......

MacGnG · 08-05-2003, 10:06 PM

i dont try to stop it; that's like trying to stop a sneeze... just let it go. if you need to wait a bit or move it around if it shows.

why worry about it too much, no one is gonna say anything, and it'll give the girlies a show

xxmsaxx · 08-05-2003, 10:15 PM

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Janie · 08-05-2003, 10:23 PM

I'm always trying my darnedest to "pitch a fella's tent"

daoist · 08-05-2003, 10:27 PM

oddly enough I've encountered a (few) very sheltered women who thought that men have complete control over their erections. They simply would not believe that it's really not under one's control.

xxmsaxx · 08-05-2003, 10:44 PM

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Originally posted by Janie
I'm always trying my darnedest to "pitch a fella's tent"

heh thats just mean....considering the time/place that is

eci · 08-07-2003, 03:41 AM

Damn, that's got to leave psychological scars

I usually try to resist, and have become quite good at avoiding wood after a couple of girlfriends who liked to tease in public. That said, I was in a club getting frisky with my girl and got wood, and an old chap wandered up, pointed at my crotch, went 'wahey!' and wandered off with a big grin on his face

. A little embarrassing, but made me laugh!

Also, baggy jeans and long tops tend to work wonders

Mephisto2 · 08-07-2003, 03:47 AM

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Originally posted by madcap_hijinx
i went to an artsy jazz singing show tonite and during the performance i got a little lapdance as part of the show. it got me thinkin... throughout my life, i've always been the type that tries to play it cool and think about things like the weather or roseanne barr naked on a cold day.... anything that will keep me from "standing at attention". i'm wondering what all y'all's opinion is, male and female... male, when you've decided to unleash the tiger willing or not, whether in a sitch like mine or something more like a hottub or the logride at an amusement park.... y'know.... and ladies, if i'm wrong about that preference.... if maybe sometimes it wouldn't bother you one bit and if maybe you've been known to do your damndest to pitch a fella's tent.......

Did anyone understand a word of that?!

Mr Mephisto

ace81385 · 08-07-2003, 12:07 PM

Thats such an hilarious story HAHA

dabossy2k · 08-07-2003, 12:24 PM

Damn man I know if that happened to me in 8th grade I would after that try my hardest to be in complete control of my member. But anyways I try not to just let it go, expecially ant places like work, or shopping, anywhere very public. But I go to the club a lot and I like to dance and I mean some girls just sit there and grind into you like they want to get it up, so I let them have it and most of the time once they feel it they go harder like they are trying to get me off or something, thats when I take them home and really show them. A little off topic but hey gotta go with the flow.

sigma1042 · 09-05-2003, 10:09 AM

i think this would be the appropriate thread

i've been to a strip club several times and i've been wondering

is it ok to get wood during a lap/couch(private) dance?

now does it make the dancer uncomfortable that you are obviously so aroused or can't control self
or does it give her some type of satisfaction that she's doing her job right and a ego boost that she's looks good enough to warrant that response

i've always just controlled it by thinking of other stuff, though thats not fully enjoying it

so if anyone has that knowledge (maybe someone that knows a dancer) or had an experience one way or another, your input would be appreciated

Sirian · 09-05-2003, 10:18 AM

I know that during a lap dance before I have gotten quite aroused and wasn't afraid to let it go. The stripper definitly noticed and started grinding harder and harder on me, was pure torture! I assume they like it or don't care that it happens, if you don't get aroused when a naked woman is grinding hard over you, then something is wrong with you!

jimk · 09-05-2003, 12:49 PM

sometimes on the train downtown in morning, i'll fall asleep. as a result, when i wake up, it's 50/50 whether i'm gonna have a sleep woody.

ok in the winter when i have a parka on, but being on a train in the summer with a rod is highly embarrassing.

Averett · 09-05-2003, 12:56 PM

I'm not a stripper, and I don't know any, but I'd imagine that it's part of the job to experience some hard on's every now and again.... If they can't handle that they're probably in the wrong business...

thespian86 · 09-05-2003, 03:51 PM

when i was 15 i could never control it so i used to always where jeans. One day i had a woody (which was tucked down my pant-leg very uncomfortably) and i walked past a really goodlooking girl who i glanced at and kept walking. The next day my best friend told me the girl wanted to know if he had ever seen my penis? HAHAHA! i found it to be very funny and a great compliment...

nowthen · 09-05-2003, 06:03 PM

Sigma1042 - OF COURSE they want you to get a hardon! Thats the whole game! They know once you are standing to attention that they have you hook, line and sinker.....

Ovenall · 09-05-2003, 06:48 PM

I'm 32 years old. Do any of you oldsters find it hard to get it up these days? 32 ain't that old, but I'm finding it more and more difficult these days.

motdakasha · 09-06-2003, 05:01 AM

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flashback... junior high school, 8th grade. my buddy Jason is giving his oral report on something in history class.

Poor guy!

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is it ok to get wood during a lap/couch(private) dance? now does it make the dancer uncomfortable that you are obviously so aroused or can't control self or does it give her some type of satisfaction that she's doing her job right and a ego boost that she's looks good enough to warrant that response i've always just controlled it by thinking of other stuff, though thats not fully enjoying it so if anyone has that knowledge (maybe someone that knows a dancer) or had an experience one way or another, your input would be appreciated

Hm. I know a few strippers and from what I've gathered, it makes their job more enjoyable when the people they're performing for are obviously having fun. I'd venture to say that boners count as a way of showing interest and having fun. More often than not, they complain about how they had really boring customers all day (the ones who weren't watching their show/dance, or the ones who were talking to their friends, whatever). I guess they expect a certain amount of audience participation. So, enjoy yourselves!

Also, I don't know if this is a universal thing, but in Vegas some places that give private lap dances *expect* men to mess their pants. They even have a sink area or something that you can use to wash off afterwards! So, if a stripper grinds harder, let her and don't think about Roseanne. If a girl in the club grinds harder, take her home! Christ, why would you worry when there's a chick GRINDING your crotch!!

Anyways, that's what I think.

Sleepyjack · 09-06-2003, 07:35 AM

One of the most difficult situations is the female friend sitting on your lap. Occasionally, some of my female friends like to sit on my lap, mainly for the intimacy (not kissing or anything, just close attention) Anywho, somtimes their ass/legs do grind a bit against myself and its very hard to keep it down. A few times i lost the will power and they've laughed a bit and its a little uncomfortable (some tension). I always apologise quite embarrassed....
More recently, i've just excused myself ot the toilet, although sometimes its hard to get up when your in some kind of "deep" conversation.

annie1 · 09-06-2003, 06:16 PM

i try to make him get hard... but usually not in a place that is TOO inappropriate... its fun

mattevil · 09-06-2003, 09:57 PM

i'll be damned if i didn't get a major woody everyday in math class my entire time in school. and i hate math and had ugly teacher everytime so go figure(my english ones were sometimes hot)

rival · 09-06-2003, 10:11 PM

Ah, this just happened to me today. I've been seeing this girl for a little while now. We were over her house just killing time this afternoon. She was sitting in my lap while we were trying to figure out what to do. Just for giggles she started shaking her ass, which of course got me hard. Up to this point I have a completely appropriate hard on.

Then the phone rings. She gets off of my lap to go answer it and two seconds later her 5 year old sister runs into the room. She sees me and jumps straight into my lap. AGH! That's not a good feeling. I picked her up really quick and all, but still.

analog · 09-06-2003, 10:49 PM

If a girl is grinding on your crotch, she HAS to know what's going to happen- and I suspect that in most cases WANTS it to happen to check out the goods AND/OR to see if she turns you on. Nothing boosts sexual interest/horniness in ANY person- male or female- like the obvious interest of the one you're after.

I mean, if a girl or guy comes up to you- and you think they're hot and wanted to take them home- and they tell you they think you're hot, that'd definitely boost your self-esteem and confidence, right?

motdakasha · 09-06-2003, 11:44 PM

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Originally posted by rival
Ah, this just happened to me today. I've been seeing this girl for a little while now. We were over her house just killing time this afternoon. She was sitting in my lap while we were trying to figure out what to do. Just for giggles she started shaking her ass, which of course got me hard. Up to this point I have a completely appropriate hard on.

Then the phone rings. She gets off of my lap to go answer it and two seconds later her 5 year old sister runs into the room. She sees me and jumps straight into my lap. AGH! That's not a good feeling. I picked her up really quick and all, but still.

One word: CROIKEY!!!!

sigma1042 · 09-08-2003, 07:18 AM

thanks for the ok, no one else i've discussed this with wanted to even give me an answer

hu-man · 09-09-2003, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by daoist
oddly enough I've encountered a (few) very sheltered women who thought that men have complete control over their erections. They simply would not believe that it's really not under one's control.

Yeah, my gf is always like "hey, why is that hard?" and ready to do whatever to get it limp again... and I mean whatever

legolas · 09-09-2003, 08:29 AM

I can't really stop it and the more I try to stop it the more it goes up. I just let it go up if it has to but I'll hide it by any means.

08-05-2003, 12:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
madcap_hijinx Upright Location: venice bch	appropriate wood... i went to an artsy jazz singing show tonite and during the performance i got a little lapdance as part of the show. it got me thinkin... throughout my life, i've always been the type that tries to play it cool and think about things like the weather or roseanne barr naked on a cold day.... anything that will keep me from "standing at attention". i'm wondering what all y'all's opinion is, male and female... male, when you've decided to unleash the tiger willing or not, whether in a sitch like mine or something more like a hottub or the logride at an amusement park.... y'know.... and ladies, if i'm wrong about that preference.... if maybe sometimes it wouldn't bother you one bit and if maybe you've been known to do your damndest to pitch a fella's tent....... __________________ "GENAPP, GENAPP" -the purple smurf

08-05-2003, 10:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
xxmsaxx Tilted Location: Home of the First Clone	edit situation __________________ .................. /..../\../\....\ \|.S.\|..V..\|.A.\| \....\..../..../ .................. Work for pay and pay for freedom Last edited by xxmsaxx; 07-14-2008 at 01:34 PM..

08-05-2003, 10:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
Janie Insane Location: Greater Vancouver	I'm always trying my darnedest to "pitch a fella's tent" __________________ cheers to the motherland

08-05-2003, 10:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
daoist Crazy	oddly enough I've encountered a (few) very sheltered women who thought that men have complete control over their erections. They simply would not believe that it's really not under one's control. __________________ I:IV:XV

08-07-2003, 12:24 PM	#10 (permalink)
dabossy2k Insane Location: Cali	Damn man I know if that happened to me in 8th grade I would after that try my hardest to be in complete control of my member. But anyways I try not to just let it go, expecially ant places like work, or shopping, anywhere very public. But I go to the club a lot and I like to dance and I mean some girls just sit there and grind into you like they want to get it up, so I let them have it and most of the time once they feel it they go harder like they are trying to get me off or something, thats when I take them home and really show them. A little off topic but hey gotta go with the flow. __________________ Recovering nice guy

08-05-2003, 10:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	i dont try to stop it; that's like trying to stop a sneeze... just let it go. if you need to wait a bit or move it around if it shows. why worry about it too much, no one is gonna say anything, and it'll give the girlies a show

08-07-2003, 03:41 AM	#7 (permalink)
eci Tilted Location: UK	Damn, that's got to leave psychological scars I usually try to resist, and have become quite good at avoiding wood after a couple of girlfriends who liked to tease in public. That said, I was in a club getting frisky with my girl and got wood, and an old chap wandered up, pointed at my crotch, went 'wahey!' and wandered off with a big grin on his face . A little embarrassing, but made me laugh! Also, baggy jeans and long tops tend to work wonders

08-07-2003, 12:07 PM	#9 (permalink)
ace81385 Insane	Thats such an hilarious story HAHA

09-05-2003, 10:09 AM	#11 (permalink)
sigma1042 Crazy	i think this would be the appropriate thread i've been to a strip club several times and i've been wondering is it ok to get wood during a lap/couch(private) dance? now does it make the dancer uncomfortable that you are obviously so aroused or can't control self or does it give her some type of satisfaction that she's doing her job right and a ego boost that she's looks good enough to warrant that response i've always just controlled it by thinking of other stuff, though thats not fully enjoying it so if anyone has that knowledge (maybe someone that knows a dancer) or had an experience one way or another, your input would be appreciated __________________ [Arthur] HA HA HA HA, It's a little joke![/Arthur]

09-05-2003, 10:18 AM	#12 (permalink)
Sirian Upright	I know that during a lap dance before I have gotten quite aroused and wasn't afraid to let it go. The stripper definitly noticed and started grinding harder and harder on me, was pure torture! I assume they like it or don't care that it happens, if you don't get aroused when a naked woman is grinding hard over you, then something is wrong with you!

09-05-2003, 12:49 PM	#13 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	sometimes on the train downtown in morning, i'll fall asleep. as a result, when i wake up, it's 50/50 whether i'm gonna have a sleep woody. ok in the winter when i have a parka on, but being on a train in the summer with a rod is highly embarrassing. __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

09-05-2003, 12:56 PM	#14 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	I'm not a stripper, and I don't know any, but I'd imagine that it's part of the job to experience some hard on's every now and again.... If they can't handle that they're probably in the wrong business... __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

09-05-2003, 03:51 PM	#15 (permalink)
thespian86 change is hard. Location: the green room.	when i was 15 i could never control it so i used to always where jeans. One day i had a woody (which was tucked down my pant-leg very uncomfortably) and i walked past a really goodlooking girl who i glanced at and kept walking. The next day my best friend told me the girl wanted to know if he had ever seen my penis? HAHAHA! i found it to be very funny and a great compliment... __________________ EX: Whats new? ME: I officially love coffee more then you now. EX: uh... ME: So, not much.

09-05-2003, 06:03 PM	#16 (permalink)
nowthen Insane Location: Republic of Panama	Sigma1042 - OF COURSE they want you to get a hardon! Thats the whole game! They know once you are standing to attention that they have you hook, line and sinker..... __________________ "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them." George Bernard Shaw

09-05-2003, 06:48 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ovenall Upright	I'm 32 years old. Do any of you oldsters find it hard to get it up these days? 32 ain't that old, but I'm finding it more and more difficult these days.

09-06-2003, 07:35 AM	#19 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	One of the most difficult situations is the female friend sitting on your lap. Occasionally, some of my female friends like to sit on my lap, mainly for the intimacy (not kissing or anything, just close attention) Anywho, somtimes their ass/legs do grind a bit against myself and its very hard to keep it down. A few times i lost the will power and they've laughed a bit and its a little uncomfortable (some tension). I always apologise quite embarrassed.... More recently, i've just excused myself ot the toilet, although sometimes its hard to get up when your in some kind of "deep" conversation.

09-06-2003, 06:16 PM	#20 (permalink)
annie1 Insane	i try to make him get hard... but usually not in a place that is TOO inappropriate... its fun

09-06-2003, 09:57 PM	#21 (permalink)
mattevil Addict Location: Virginia	i'll be damned if i didn't get a major woody everyday in math class my entire time in school. and i hate math and had ugly teacher everytime so go figure(my english ones were sometimes hot)

09-06-2003, 10:11 PM	#22 (permalink)
rival Crazy Location: Pittsburgh, Pa	Ah, this just happened to me today. I've been seeing this girl for a little while now. We were over her house just killing time this afternoon. She was sitting in my lap while we were trying to figure out what to do. Just for giggles she started shaking her ass, which of course got me hard. Up to this point I have a completely appropriate hard on. Then the phone rings. She gets off of my lap to go answer it and two seconds later her 5 year old sister runs into the room. She sees me and jumps straight into my lap. AGH! That's not a good feeling. I picked her up really quick and all, but still.

09-06-2003, 10:49 PM	#23 (permalink)
analog Banned	If a girl is grinding on your crotch, she HAS to know what's going to happen- and I suspect that in most cases WANTS it to happen to check out the goods AND/OR to see if she turns you on. Nothing boosts sexual interest/horniness in ANY person- male or female- like the obvious interest of the one you're after. I mean, if a girl or guy comes up to you- and you think they're hot and wanted to take them home- and they tell you they think you're hot, that'd definitely boost your self-esteem and confidence, right?

09-08-2003, 07:18 AM	#25 (permalink)
sigma1042 Crazy	thanks for the ok, no one else i've discussed this with wanted to even give me an answer __________________ [Arthur] HA HA HA HA, It's a little joke![/Arthur]

09-09-2003, 08:29 AM	#27 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	I can't really stop it and the more I try to stop it the more it goes up. I just let it go up if it has to but I'll hide it by any means. __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."