fucking fingering that might lead to a fucked up pregnancy !!!! we are doomed
 

a week ago it was the best moment of my life so far.... i was so close too my girlfriend and then i did fingering also it was so fantastic but i never thought it would lead to so much tension later... can it lead to pregnancy guys?? will it lead to pregnancy?? i m 18 yr old and she is 17 yr old.... i had touched my sperms before fingering can you imagine how dumb i was !!!! but there was a time gap of around 25 min between touching the sperms and fingering.... guys will it lead to pregnancy?????
this whole thing happened exactly a week ago.... she is having stomach pain right now nd she is having weird sensation in the stomach as in its getting stretched.... are these symptoms of pregnancy...
guys pls help !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Try here...

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/hall-fa...fingering.html

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I hope the OP speaks english as a second language or else we are doomed...

You know that's why they make finger condoms, right?

That's not funny.
Lady next door thought she was safe cause her man was using finger condoms, now she has triplets!

It can also lead to the baby having a funny shaped hole in their head.

Threads like this make me wish Sex Ed was nation wide class.

If you have really long fingers, you can almost touch the baby's head. Thump it twice on the head to see if it ripe.

Yeah... I got nothing.

<-----------is moving on quietly.........

Myths and Facts About Masturbation - Planned Parenthood

Also:
Am I Pregnant? - Planned Parenthood

If she has never had sex, this might lead to a virgin birth. The last time this happened was about 2011 years ago and they wrote a book about it and people still worship him to this day. :)

what do you mean that the stomach is getting stretched?? as in because there is a baby-in-there after a week?

i think you're right.. you are doomed.

Goofy,

Just in case this is an actual serious post...

1. She wouldn't be getting symptoms yet. She's being psychosomatic. Her stomach wouldn't even be stretching for a couple more months. Tell her to knock it off.

2. The only way she could -possibly- be pregnant is if you had your fingers covered in your own semen and nearly immediately fingered her, and did it deep. The semen needs to get into the seminal pool, the cervix has to descend and pick it up, it has to fight its way through what are basically vaginal catacombs and chemicals that are there to kill and confuse all your wandering spermlets, most of which are unable to fertilize anyway as they have other design purposes (most of which wouldn't be used due to her hopefully not having some other dude finger his spermlets in there recently).

3. Stop with the spaz. She's not pregnant.

Excessive Public Service Announcement for Uneducated Youths
(AKA: What I wish they told us in high school, as it would have made my life easier)

-When you start having sex, use condoms-- even if she's on birth control.

-Get Gardasil for yourself-- it's worth it. Yes, men can get it, don't let your doctor tell you otherwise.

-Don't buy Magum condoms if you aren't a large specimen. It looks impressive at the counter, but it's kinda pathetic when they fall off mid-coitus.

-Keep a ready dose of Plan B at your place and make sure to replace it when it expires. It's not fun driving around at night looking for a Rite-Aid and panicking. Do not use Plan B as your general catch-all, it does eventually start wrecking the body.

-Don't keep condoms in hot places or in a wallet-- the rubbing weakens them and can cause them to break.

-Just because she's on her period does not mean she can't get pregnant. This isn't happy-safe non-condom time.

-If you're dating a nutjob that you want to break up with but she desperately wants you, flush the condoms after sex-- otherwise she could go digging them up for impregnation purposes once you leave or fall asleep.

-Use a lot of lube for anal, just so you don't tear anything.

-When a girl is going down on you, don't bounce her head up and down like she's a basketball. It's rude and it kills the blowjob technique. You can get that rhythm with your hand, enjoy the head while you've got someone to do it.

-Make sure to lock your door if you live at home and are having sex with someone. When parents enter, it's awkward.

-Don't take condoms at communal party bowls-- some people think they're fun to fuck with.

-Get numbers of people you sleep with, then test regularly. If you catch someone, be polite and call girls to let them know to test so you don't contribute to the Mass Syphillis Outbreak of 2012.

-When you go down on someone for the first time, try to do it in good light so you can check for sores. HPV can cause cancer even in your throat.

-Side note: Yes, you can get HPV anally. Anal warts... yum. Yes, go get that Gardasil now.

-Yes, there are two types of herpes. Yes, they do vertically transfer. HSV1 ("oral") can get on your junk. HSV2 ("genital") can get in your mouth.

-If you start having sex with someone regularly, make sure they are on the same page as you when it comes to unwanted pregnancy. Sucks to find out after the fact that your partner is massively against abortion when you thought it was an easy solution.




Uh.... the more you know?

Yer fucked.

I knew a girl who knew a girl who swore that her friend's lesbian partner got pregnant after said friend had sex with a man and then they were fingering each other. True story.

FYI, the OP is an 18 year old youth from India.

i'm assuming that he probably doesnt have the money to be spending on things like condoms, birthcontrol etc. just my wild guess. He'll have significantly less money if she actually is pregnant.

Ah. I should probably have looked at that. I just assumed western culture.

Dear OP,

Well. She's not pregnant. If you don't have condoms, don't have sex.

My true story actually is a true story. Point of interest.

But no, apart from that possibly false apocryphal tale, nobody gets pregnant from fingering.

But I do have that CSNY album in my collection, also as a point of interest.

Just a thought, but maybe we should instigate some sort of "prove you are mature enough to post" quiz so we can stop this deluge of "OMG, my gf is pregg from fucked up fingering" threads

You might want to take your girlfriend to the doctor. That should solve all your problems.

in a conservative culture, sometimes that's easier said than done.

we're not talking about the US of A here.

Me personally? i think she's suffering from a case of "Delhi Belly" after a night out choffing down the OP's daal served with popadams and murghi biryani. Some immodium should fix her up quite nicely.

Best thread title ever.

I have nothing else to contribute.

hey thankssss a tonnn!!!!! this is indeed a serious matter for us.... another day gone by still the tension although the pain of the stomach has reduced..... will let her know about all this soon !!!!!!!!

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yaaaa guys the OP can speak english........ i could easily buy a condom but just a case of negligence !!!!!!!!! yaaa only if the test comes positive then we are certainly doomed !!!!!! till then let the discussion go on i m liking it........

If we did that, who would you tell to get off your lawn?

No offense intended to you or your girlfriend, but if she is pregnant now, it's not yours. It wouldn't even show up on a pregnancy test for a few weeks.

Are you kidding? We've got another candidate for the Hall of Fame in its embryonic stages now! :)

Unless this is like that Xena story arc where Gabrielle gets pregnant and gives birth within a matter of days because she's impregnated by the dark lord Dayhoc (or some such spelling-- fuck if I'm Googling it).

Maybe Goofy Duck is some dark, vaguely Grecian god living in India disguised as an 18 year old.

You just became my new favorite person with this post. Awesomesauce.

Seriously. This is scary.

Imagine if someone decided to fly a plane because he's seen pictures of them, or perform surgery on a friend because he thought his instinct would drive him.

Wouldn't sex ed and health class be mandatory in any nation that would allow access to internet services? :oogle:

Clearly it's mine, what with my already established history of flying to India to bang girls using other guys condoms and all.

Note: finger condoms aren't so effective.

Bang underage girls, even.

The FBI would like a word with you.

Is that the Fancy Brigade of India?

The OP is Indian, as esblished by Dlish.

Chris Hansen doesn't do overseas.

Oh, come on. You're in the insurance biz, you don't need me to explain sex tourism to you. Teevee leads me to believe it's basically all insurance salesman.

I'm pretty sure the Feds frown on that sort of thing.

Wait, who's the sex tourist here? Me or the OP? I'm confused. I just stole the guy's missing condom.