More Wanking on TFP!
 

IMHO: We need more wanking, not less.

Benefits of more wanking:

• Builds good PC muscle tone
• Builds up your ability to have all kinds of sex more often
• Helps you last longer, orgasm longer and orgasm more

No, I am not kidding. No, I am not being sarcastic.

Please join me by taking the:

1. "Wank a Day" pledge or the
2. "Two Wanks a Day" pledge

Will your lover (if you have one) also pledge to wank at least once a day? Maybe you can help each other.

("Wanking" is used here to refer to masturbation by either gender. Women are wankers too!)

I will take the wank-a-day pledge!

Amen for this!

Hey, do I get a rebate, by overdoing it? :p

Sign me ill take 2

No offence but Im not in. I find wanking makes me tired and drowzy. I feel lazy for the rest of the day so I try not to do it very much anymore. Once a week max usually.

HEY! Tryin' to muscle in on my Wank-Fest TFP???

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8 days straight now. (grin)

Re: More Wanking on TFP!
 

Yeah, but unless you are a switch hitter, you are gonna have some weird looking arms. :)

Two Wanks for me!

I'll do my best.

No wanking here, sorry! I'll take a few rubs and licks tho!~~

I wank at least 3-4 times a day, It keeps the Doctor away.

I can crush coal into diamonds with my right arm.

in light of the recent prostate cancer discovery i am gonna do at least once a day. IT'll be great :)

I do the 2 a day.

I'm going to do one a day, at the tops.
We'll just have to see how things work out with this girl i've got a thing for, hehe.

So it looks like there is a split in the TFP... Those who are trying to see how long they can go without a wank and those that are just a bunch of wankers... :D

hahahahaha you JUST figured that out?!
;)

(day 9 and the Wank-Fest is going strong)

I'll take one, somedays 2. Time to go fulfill today's requirement.

I am in!

Re: Re: More Wanking on TFP!
 

Um... I was referring to the pubococcygeus muscle, which is internal to the pelvic region.

But... if you mean that my arm would bulge from wanking in general, I usually use a vibrator.

Wow
 

Thank you all for replying and thank you for 21 pledges so far!

Wank-a-Day Pledge 14 48.28%
Two-Wanks-a-Day Pledge 7 24.14%
No 8 27.59%
Total: 29 votes 100%

I'll be thinking about all of you wankers this evening as I fulfill my pledge... :thumbsup:

pubococcygeal muscles are the muscles you squeeze in your pelvis when you wanna *hold it in* when you gotta pee. Strengthening these muscles can help you control your orgasm better to last longer during sex.

Oh, and I hope angela146 thinks about me the most! :p

If I take the wank-a-day pledge, can I still jerk it twice if I'm feeling 'extra frisky'?

i do that anyway...

often i do it twice... but i can only garuntee it once a day...

as for switch hitting... it takes a lil getting used to but its not bad...

Hell - I'm at two times a day minimum anyways! Sign me up!

Do we get bonus points for going beyond the requirement?

Wank away

If (when) I fail on my current wank-free pledge, I will consider it.

Woah this is like.. the thread of my dreams! *angelic choir*

I'll take two.

hm... given the recent medical developments, i'm tempted... we'll see. i'd rather be spending those energies inside my girlfriend than in front of my computer, so we'll see.

fap fap fap...

I'm sorry, what were you all talking about?

-Mikey

I got Two-wanks-a-day donw easy. usually do 4-5

ROFLMAO...sorry, it was funny.

Maybe we should set a date and time and all wank at the same time...

I suggest Monday July 20 at 11pm CDT

What do you say?

i love this. hilarious. i'll think about it, i'm not sure i have the dedication. although i could likely average one a day. yeah, i'll challenge myself.

I don't know if I can pull once every single day or not, but I'll give it my damndest!

nothing wrong with a wank every now and again

signed up for 2 wanks a day - hope it advances the cause

Count me in for one a day, at least.

I usally average that, anyway. . .

Two a day for me!

Two a day will probably make me too lazy to do anything. Other than that, I'll probably get scabs on my penis or something. One a day should do the trick, but I'll need to start loading up on protein shakes soon.

it's gonna be a lot more difficult to keep those pledges with no titty board...but i shall persevere ;)

I'm in..

I also will take the wank-a-day pledge

What better way to develope our sense of community than to wank towards a common goal!

sure i will

Sign me up for the one-a-day program :)

sign me up!

i am pulling my swollen member now to support your cause for sure! hurray for this!

i'll take the one a day since thats what i usually run at. i think this would be a good time to bring back the titty board though, it would help this cause out ;)

If the poll is accurate, and if we're all living up to our pledges, that's 177 wanks a day!

TFP is a wonderful place: Where else could one poll cause so much wanking? (Insert joke here) :)

but i already wank once a day..

Once a day...I can do that standing on my head.

Well, when you start scheduling it you know the honeymoon is over.

at least once a day for me

WOW! Talk about dexterity *and* a sense of balance!

2 or 3 a day, especially if im cammin with my best mate..

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Wanking carryover
 

I think we ought to allow a one day carryover without having "broken the pledge". If you did three yesterday and only one today, I think you should get credit for keeping the two-wanks-a-day pledge.

The same goes for "catch-up" if you forgot one yesterday, you can do an extra today to make up for it.

Based on this, I'm going to change my signature to reflect continuous two-a-day wanking since the beginning.

Okay, count me in for once-a-day. But don't be naggin when I exceed my quota :)

im trying three times a day but most days i cant do it!!!
not enough time!
but two wanks a day are absolutely necessary to hold me alive ;)

ok, masturbation does not do any of those. you have exercise your pc muscles. doing kegles and what not, not jerking it. secondly in the feild i have experienced no benifit from doing it excesively, other than that i may be at less risk of cancer (?). i jerk off alot, and i still have too small a stamina in the hole. i'll sign up for the wank a day, but that won't be any change from my normal habits. i wish i had the time for 6, but it's too boring now anyway.

one a day for me at the most but if i start going out with this one chick then....................................... can i have her do the wanking for me?

Yeah! Once during the day for puuuure pleasure, letting it last as long as possible, then just before sleep quickly just to get drozy.

Makes life a bit more reasonable...

Once a day, I'm UP for that.

I'm good for 1 a day (sometimes more). Definately keeps me UP :)

one is easy, so i'll pledge for that... if i had more time, i'd definitely pledge 2. great thread!!!

Two wanks it is.

"Two Wanks a Day" i will pledge for, i tried doin the non one but its just too damn addicting. They need a patch for wanking like they have for smoking.:p

You can count me in for at least one-a-day.

"Two Wanks a Day" for me :)

2 per day for me. Sometimes 1+2 if I'm really bored.

i'll aim for one/day

Oh hell yeah, and jerking off helps prevent cancer too!

I'm in. I already jerk off about once a day anyway so i will take the pledge.

Once a day is a bare minimum. 2nd one is usually right before bed, but some nights I'm just too sleepy to mess with it (oh the puns you can come up with in a masturbation discussion).

Can hit 3 or 4 times a day if I'm not working or I come home for lunch :).

26 "no's"...how depressing.

I'm all over this. One a day!

I can definately do one a day but, I don't get enough time to do two unless my roomates are gone!

Sign me up
 

Im in for one a day, sometimes more....

its been a while since my and the wife have "done the deed" ever since she had our son she has been feeling unsexy... sigh I guess i can wait... wank... wait... wank.... wait...

DB

Okay, I'm in. I just hope sex with my wife doesn't get in the way.

Ah, the beauty of a thread that is about masturbation for health. I love the interweb.

Sign me up for once a day :thumbsup:

Count me in for one-a-day. Sometimes two, but can't guarantee it.

ima try

Once a day for me! I like masterbating though...so maybe twice :D

I missed a day, so I guess I'll have to make it up today.

I've taken the two-wanks-a-day pledge and I've even got a song for us wankers.

The Wanker's Song

By Ivor Biggun

The Wanker's Album (1978)


My mother said that I never should
play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
Their giggling talk I could never understand,
and that's why I fell in love with my right hand.

And that's why...
(Chorus)
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.

I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed,
and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.

And that's why...
(Repeat Chorus)

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.

I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain.
I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train.
I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,
an inflatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crockett hat.

And that's why...
(Repeat Chorus)

It's a tough jorb, but someone has to do it. I'll take your pledge, you brigand!

I'll take the two wanks a day.. though i usually have four or five.. hang on.. does this mean i can only do it two times a day?? I do it more often... ahh well.. I'll say it like this, i will wank at least two times a day.. that sould do it.. hehe :D

I'll commit to a wank-a-day. We've got to balance out the overpopulation of kittens caused by the wank-free'ers.

Promoting wanking but ganking the porn on tfp. :(

Put me down as one of the wankers.http://www.cycleforums.com/forums/im...ilies/beat.gif

1 a day for me! (minimum)

I typed this with my erect penis. put me in for 2.

hear hear!

I'll go for one a day as the least I could do

is this like wanking for peace ?
i'll go for one

Sorry, Phred...this is more my style

Two wanks a day - - at least! I try to give each hand one. That way I can look just like Popeye!

I'll do it once a day. Helps me get to sleep y'know.