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wet dreams
lets talk about wet dreams
I've had many, many in my almost 37 years of existance. But, and this is the really annoying part, 99% of the time, the dream changes or I wake up before I get off. ("he could fuck up a wet dream" seems to be the story of my life, lol.) I'd say I've had maybe half a dozen wet dreams that actually resulted in the dreaded "nocturnal emissions". anyone else have this trouble? another funny thing about my wet dreams is that they dont always involve super-hot women. sometimes the woman is just average looking. but though not exceedingly pretty, these women always have a really sexy attitude/personality. I never fucked a famous chick in a wet dream either. Not a single pornstar, or Linda Hamilton as she looked in T2 (smokin', IMHO) nor Kate Hudson from Almost Famous, nor any of the thousands of other famously hot women in the world. I wonder why? so, tell you wet dream stories/experiences. |
I typically wake up before anything good happens in a dream. Sexual or otherwise.
I do however stay sound asleep during nightmares. Isn't that nice? |
i've only had a few.
mine have always been very strange and i dont understand them so i dont worry about it :p |
Strange as it may seem, they all seem to involve one of the ex-wives. I really could do with a hot dream about some chick I don't despise.
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Yeah, my wet dreams never make much sense. Not the traditional sex idea to be honest..
Ah well, I haven't gotten any in the last few years. I dunno, it kinda coincides with an increase in masturbation if that makes a difference.. |
I was always under the impression if was a urban legand thing.
I've never gotten all hot and sticky while dreaming... sure sex dreams everyday but I've never woken up covered in my own juice. |
I guess the funny thing is they happen sometimes to me, and I orgasm during them, but I never ejeaculated during sleep.
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well i don't think i've ever had one. I think i wank too much, although less more recently after that wank too much thread.
I was wondering if girls ever get anything remotely similar, like even they have a dream about something sexual and wake up horny or wet or something... |
I don't recall myself having any, if I do I don't remember them.
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I always wake up just before I........................
damn i hate that. |
No wet dreams for me. I usually dream of weird stuff like computers and tv shows. Go figure.
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I've had around 3 wet dreams.. They always happen in the wrong places. long time ago, i was at my grandma's in a guest bed. It happen and i didnt know what to do. i didnt want to wear my underwear so i threw them away. dont think i got too much on the bed :(
About the dreams.. they are damn strange, 1 lady was a hot witch, the other was just some lady i've never seen before. They feel so real!! |
I don't remember dreams much at all and of the ones I do remember that were arousing in any way, I don't think I've ever climaxed in one. I know for sure I've never had even one experience that resulted in any waking-world evidence.
No... sadly, I am confined to living out fantasies while I am awake. I hate when that happens. |
I've had one to orgasm where she was a dark haired oriental woman (don't ask me) and I woke up immediately after.
It convinced me how much of sex is in the brain. |
Only time I had a wet dream was when during this last finals week where I hadn't whacked off for eight days. Too bad I couldn't remember what the dream was about when I woke up.
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Never had one. Dreams with sexual content yes (Oh yes!), but ejaculated asleep.
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have had a few...it is embarrassing waking up next to your sig other with your pants soaking wet and loaded with semen.
don't remember the actual dream though. |
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I've had a few dreams where I've woken up in a pool of jizz, most of the time though I wake up before I cum. Its really a shame though because each time I've blown the load during the dream, the orgasm has been incredible.
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I've awakened to me holding my penis and being horny from some dream I've had, but only when I was like 15 did I ever have "nocturnal emissions"... I jack off to much now (well before regular sex from the SO) and all of my wet dreams are weird as fuck.... bad things allways happen when the dream gets good, like all bad B-horror movies, I get with some random girl in my dream and the candyman shows up or something to that effect. I useally remember my dreams, but most of the time their not sexual in any way... just werid as fuck.
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I'm with Donkeypuncher on the whole nude thing. For some reason the idea of nocturnal emissions is hot to me.
And yeah, I've woken up sopping wet before due to hot dreams and ready to fuck, but never came in my sleep. So I guess (some?) females have something similar to men. This doesn't happen all that much anymore, but I also have woken up to myself doing what I can only describe as sleep-masturbating. Wonder if anyone else has done something similar? I have heard there is a disorder related to sleep-walking in men where they have sleep-sex and won't remember a thing the next morning. |
that would be so damn hot to see, awaken by ::argh ugh ahhhh::. i would so POUNCE on him.
my last wet dream...last night... from what i can remember, there was a group of guys, we were all camping near this beach with rocky cliffs, and my man and i were bangin in front of the guys...thats all i can remember before i woke up...DAMN IT! |
thanks to that wank free thread i oughta be getting me some dreams soon. They are pretty good tho.. Maybe if i put pictures of people on my wall ill dream about them?
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I often have wet dreams and orgasm during my sleep as well. I feel very lucky to be able to do this. The dreams are usually so realistic, I just can't help but get off.
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i've always wondered about these, you are told in school health class that these are natural and all boys have them (you don't hear much about females... so congrats nikki!!!!), however i don't think i've ever had one. is it something you'd definitely remember?? i've certainly never woken up in pool of my own business. anyone else like me??? just want to add that this is not because i constantly am getting it, my gf currently lives 6 hours from me, and there were a good 4 years in a row where i was single.... i've always wondered why i never had them in 22 years.
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If it weren't a serious topic, I'd reply with "Try dreaming about sexier women, maybe you'll have better luck at getting off before waking up" ;-)
Personally, I tend to have a gf or keep myself jacked-off, just to keep from having wet dreams. If I don't have regular orgasms on my own, my body starts the wet dreams back up, and I wind up waking up to a sticky mess. (I sleep too hard to wake up while they're going, much less before any orgasm) |
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I've dropped a batch of baby batter in my sleep before. But 9 times out of 10 i wake up before it happens. I have been known to wake up humping my mattress though. And sometimes in my sleep if my woman starts to play with my nether regions, It usually ends up being a sexual dream (butt I think thats normal...right?).
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This has happened once a few weeks ago....And, dammit, I can't even remember the dream.
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Supposedly, I heard on Loveline that you can increase your chance for having a wet dream by not wanking. The longer you don't wank, the more chance you have.
By the way, I've never had them. = P |
My dreams scare me.
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I fall into the group of people that MrCubannmafia was typing about. If I don't keep myself jacked-off, I wind up having wet dreams. They're always EXTREMELY messy, imho...
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I went on vacation with my parents about 10 years ago and they gave me my own hotel room next to theirs. Before I went to bed I said, if there is a god, let me have a wet dream tonite. I woke up like 4 hours later with my pants all sticky. But stupid me left my suitcase in my parents room. So I had to call them and get a change of clothes. I ended up telling my mom I pissed my pants in my sleep, but me and god know the truth.
P.S. This is the worst fucking Philly Chicken Sub I have ever eaten!!! |
i've never had awet dream
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I had some dreams but never orgasmed, I always just end up waking up.
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Yeah, i've only had like one or two in the past few years, but the orgasms were simply put, amazing, i remember every second of that..
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My conscience won't let me. Whenever I'm dreaming about 'random hot chick who totally wants me', I don't realize I'm dreaming and stay true to my girlfriend. Then, when I wake up and realize it was just a dream, I kick myself. Although the dreams starring my GF are still pretty damn good.
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I've had one, but it was when I was like 8 and couldn't produce any jizz. It was nice though, I wish it would happen again.
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Quit wankin' it for a while and it will.
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I have not had them since I was a teen, I heard that you have more if it has been a long time since sex/masterbation
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I used to have them somewhat frequent but unpredictible in timing. I haven't had any since I started jerking it on a semi-regular basis. Curious...
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I have never had a "wet dream". I have only ever had 1 sex dream, and I orgasmed but I never ejaculated. It felt so real at the time. I still remember that dream, it was with someone I knew but not very well. I guess the wanking stops wet dreams. Wet dreams are meant to purge the old stuff and wanking does that.
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this is going to sound weird, but just about anytime I sleep in a strange bed, i have a wet dream. this happened all the time when i'd sleep at my fiancee's house. really embarassing, too. but, i agree that if you go for a while without wanking, you'll have them more often. if that's the case, i'd rather wank every day.
i did have a nice one the other night, though. i woke up right after fingering Sarah Michelle Gellar. if only it hadn't been a dream... |
for me too, it is many years since wet dreams.
when i was a lad, by the by, my briefs were often filled with my semen ejaculate in the morning hours after a sexy dream. my cumming was immense at that age, so it was neccesary to have the good shower before i sprang to my morning-time chores. i do not remember the sexy dreams, but they must have been superior to inspire so much volume of ejaculate. |
air45, you never cease to crack me up.
the closest thing that happened to me was when my gf that i met online finally came to visit, we were sleeping next to each other and i had a very vivid dream about her. i woke up and dared not move because of the "consequences" so i just lay there. she woke up and asked me what was wrong and i told her so she slid her hand down under the blanket and finished what the dream had started :D |
I'm very sure that not spanking the monkey makes you have wet dreams. I was older compared to most when I first started whacking and had wet dreams often in the early teen years. Being the youngest I had to take showers at night and wondered if i smelled like cum when I went to school. Spanking is a great way to prevent them if you aren't lucky enough to be getting laid.
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Never had one either...
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Last month my bf was working out of town for three weeks straight. I have never had more amazing dreams than I did that third week.
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I've never had one, I feel as though I missed part of growing up!
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My sex dreams are usually weird too... in one this women and I both had an extra set of genitals... and I was going at her with both of my peni. I promptly woke up, disturbed.
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I have never ever had a wet-dream in all of my 29 years.
Not only that, but I have never (that I can remember) had intercourse in a dream either! Always some damn cockblock going on...what would Freud say?? (no mother comments you bastards...) |
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I have never had a wet dream I don't jack off my pussy doesn't stink |
I can imagine how someone who started jerking at a very young age might not have ever had a wet dream. Sucks to be him.
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I've never had a wet dream before, but sometimes I wake up with a Boner. Maybe I wake up right before I get off. I feel so left out
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it's always one of your friends that you fuck in your dreams...
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My very favorite wet dream was me and Daisy Duke, naked and oiled up...
I had that for MONTHS... Remembering it STILL gets me excited. |
ive never had one, but i have really weird dreams sometimes, like women that have 3 nipples or something. then im baffled and freaked out after i wake up.
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I had a dream that I had a wet dream
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I remember one time i had a nocturnal emission when i was at a friends house, after a party one night. I still will never understand what caused it, but who knows, the brain works in mysterious ways.
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why would anyone "stop wanking"? I can't imagine.
I never had wet dreams. I almost wish I had. Only in recent years have I been able to have a few very erotic movies where I might actually have sex with a girl - only a couple times in over 40 years though... Those are nice dreams - wish I had 'em more... |
I've had a few wet dreams, but I don't think I've ever splooged during one. The dreams feel so realistic, though... I wank too much to have a wet dream anyway :p
But 90% of the time I wake up with a boner... morning wood! |
i have dreams where i have sex ALL the time- and always involve cumming and all that entails sex, but never have i had the emmisions.
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I have never had one. I always wished to have dreams about sex at all, but all I have are nightmares. Once I dreamed about a guy friend having tantric sex (levitation and everything) with some made up character in my head. I recounted it to him the next day, and he's never stopped giving me shit. Now that I don't see him too often, I always ask him if he's run into "Freely."
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yeah man its so fucked up you're dreaming of a famous girl naked and even before any action happens you get shouts of "Incoming!" Shit!
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Have maybe one or two where I woke up wet between the thighs, several that I woke up extremely horny. Have had some in the last couple of months that I woke up with my hands stretched above my head like they were tied together and to the head board or something but I can't remember those dreams. . . Damn it!
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Lame.
Almost all of my dreams with sexual stuff end right before the good stuff starts :) Plus right now I am not dreaming at all due to meds. :P |
When you wanka s much as me. You get no wet dreams.
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2 dreams for me, one in hs about some girl i did want to f but wouldn't have dated, the other about my current chick
i diff positions and stuff i don't have many sex dreams though do plenty of jerking but those 2 times were really memorable, satisfying orgasms |
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i've never had one! sex dreams, sure, but i have never had a dream get me off. pretty frustrating, but i'm used to it by now.
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I haven't had one in a while (beat the meat too much I suppose). When I do have them, they're usually kinda strange. I had one once where I was sitting behind a girl on a motorbike which was going over bumps, strange stuff. Strangely I am often fully clothed in the dream, there is usually little sex involved. I used to hate them, had them every night for a while when I was a young teen, used to go to bed with tissues in my undies, lol.
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I have had one. It was weird. Dreamed of a succubus on top of me with bat wings and all. I am almost 40. I was married at the time and always wondered if my wife was playing with me while I was asleep. She says no.
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I've never had the pleasure of splurging in my sleep=/
I cant even really remember many sexual dreams.. but then again I dont remember many of any kind. |
Never had a wet dream. They are allegedly the cornerstone of male adolesence in our society. I still, however wake up to the vision on someone I know sucking my cock.
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