Long lick The Pussy!

If you were sharing my bed, NOT EATING PUSSY might be hazardous to the duration of the relationship.

Lindy

I think we can even get Halx to muster an "Amen" for that one.

I agree with the madman......never been expressed so, so..... well, if you were a recruiter, I would be first recruit in the pussy eating army...:thumbsup:

I have GOT to stop drinking soda when I read these posts! It burns!

But I agree, monkie, what a way to go! :thumbsup:

My toddler is into Thomas the Train. His favorite train is Percy. He will tell anyone how much he likes Percy. He has trouble with his "R"s. It can be embarrassing taking him in public.

Cimarron, I just went from thinking "goddammit, he posted this in the wrong damn thread, and I'm going to have to move it over and it will be a pain in the ass and he's a pain in the ass and I haven't had enough sleep and I really think in run-on sentences" to laughing at my desk.

Thanks.

This thread makes me hungry.

Eating pussy can be very unhealthy when you talk your timid girlfriend into her bosses office for a go around and mid snack the phone rings, she jumps and those walnut cracking thighs of hers wrench your neck sideways and leave you with agonizing neck pains for the better part of the next two weeks.

Otherwise dive in and enjoy.

You know you don't actually eat it.

Just sayin...... :D

Baste with vigor and serve before main course?

yeah I got nuthin'

ChickenMuffin threads are the best thing to happen to TFP since June 3, 2007.

Your question is very reasonable. At times when it is not healthy, she would tell you not to eat them :)

Personally I don't get to eat them. I haven't given up.

Great for ya!

I love Fore Play. But once in the main event, the O hits fast! Stop Listen Go helps. However doesn't stay as much as I would want it to. I know the cause: Lack of practice!? And Lack of fitness.

Taste great,less filling!

On a related note, it might be dangerous after all.....

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report | The Smoking Gun

I think I'd take my chances with a slit throat.

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How Nekromantik!

If I gave up bacon, french fries, fast food, pizza, fried food, soda, icecream, and eating pussy I would live to be 100 if I didn't kill myself inside of five years.

I've eaten a lot of pussy and never got sick. My motto is, "If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin', if it smells like trout get the fuck out."

here, let me fix that for you....

Don't you have some more sweaty shirtless pictures to take, Fablish?

sadly on the 20km and the 6km runs i did this weekend, i had no camera. will make sure to have some for you this weekend. topless or in a dish-dash and robes?

i think that we're deflecting from the topic here 9er. Im flying she-lish out soon so i can test muffins theory. have to wait till xmas eve before i have the results back.

shadow, ive given up on a few of those things in your list, except the last one. still alive and kickin'!

well after "all" these years i would say... no.... some smell better than others. lol

Hmmm...now that would make for an interesting c-ration.

Try it with fava beans and a nice chianti. Oh...wait...that's liver. Never mind.

lol ummm i dont want the pink taco tasting like chicken and definately dont want it smelling like trout. :P

And to the OP, with any act...there are risks. If its clean literally and figuratively then your good obviously. :)

Now I have no actual proof to back this up, and personally I am not sure what to think about it, but I was told yesterday that oral sex may lead to throat cancer.

Granted everything is said to give you cancer, but because of the high probability of contracting HPV, and HPV is definitely linked to cancer, going down on someone may give you throat cancer.

Do with it what you will...

I posted a link to an article talking about this earlier in the thread. :P