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He'll just be peeing in you. If he doesn't get out of the way quickly, he'll get the half pee; half poo Tubgirl fountain. |
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Perhaps we need some kind of "affirmative sexion" plan to promote a greater degree of sexual inclusiveness among those of the liberal persuasion.;) We could call it the "No Asshole Left Behind" act. Hmmm. Lindy |
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If you can piss through a hard on you should be a fireman.
The reason you get morning wood is so that you don't piss yourself while you sleep! |
By the time I started getting hard ons, peeing the bed was a long-forgotten problem.
Peeing through wood isn't difficult; it's getting the arc and distance right that takes some work. |
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Tasteful, but low. |
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He does realize that it's all coming to come right back out, doesn't he? Add to the fact that there could also be some wet poo on the way out too and you have quite the mix of extreme eroticism. Whatever works for you guys, go for it. Just try to be safe about it. And have a few paper towels and some cleaning products handy.
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In the words of Scotty: "Well Captain, I'm not sure, but we might as well give it a try"
I am not sure he *actually* said that, but it sounds like something he would have said. Perhaps in relation to rectifying a problem via the ejection of the Warp cores. But you get my drift. I'm sure. |
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Star Trek as an example for peeing in someones arse is 100% classic! Surely as he is pulling out (Slowly) she can clench the sphincter to stop the flow of urine and other little nuggets of joy from ending up in her Boyfriends lap? I have to ask....how the hell did he decide this was something worth giving a try? :confused: |
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Well that explains everything. :rolleyes: I myself watch hentai, but I don't think I'd take anything I saw in a cartoon (basically) and try and apply it to real world sex. 3D physics are much different then 2D physics. |
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OK. Thought you couldn't pee with wood. Now, thinking back, I barely remember peeing in the am with wood, but I do remember being able to do it a little. Here is exactly what your BF is looking for.
Pissing in Ass Hole - Fetish sex video - Tube8.com |
Jesus she looks like she was plowed by a friggin horse!
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