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rahl 09-10-2009 08:03 PM

Getting Married!
 
So I'm getting married next Saturday! We decided not to have sex for 3 weeks until the wedding night to make it feel really really good. I decided not to jerk off either. It's been almost two weeks and God Damn are my ball swollen. Has anyone else done this? If so am I gonna blow a load gallons thick? I've never gone more than two days without cumming.

Willravel 09-10-2009 08:12 PM

It's normal. While holding off is noble and all that, you're probably going to go off pretty quickly the night of... and you're probably going to send her through the ceiling.

rahl 09-10-2009 08:14 PM

going off early may not be a problem since I'll probaly be fairly drunk by the time the reception is over. I expect atleast 2 or 3 rounds anyway

DaniGirl 09-10-2009 08:28 PM

Congrats! Sorry I have no advice.

im2smrt4u 09-10-2009 08:51 PM

Congrats! I have to go without for two weeks on Dr's orders and I can't do it. I'd explode!

Charlatan 09-10-2009 11:41 PM

We had a competition a few years ago to see who could go the longest without whacking it. I lasted too long for my own good. It wasn't fun but there were no adverse side effects.

I think you will find the next time you have sex it will be normal. Perhaps even underwhelming. Sorry.


And geez... how rude of me... Congratulations on getting married. Don't listen to anyone that tells you sex is bad after marriage. I've been married for a very long time and while it hasn't always been smooth sailing... there are few to no complaints on that side of things.

healer 09-11-2009 03:35 AM

I think mandy and I tried to abstain leading up to the wedding. It was more her idea than mine, but I'm horny all the time so she wasn't surprised. If I recall correctly, we managed the last week before the wedding without any sex or masturbation.

As cliche as it may sound, the sex on the wedding night was un-fucking-believable. Even though we were tired from being up and about the whole day and maybe a little drunk from the reception. I think the ylang ylang massage oil and the big hotel bed helped. :)

My advice? Let her get you off with a nice blowjob first. Then, once you've recovered, you can spend the rest of the evening banging out O's for her. :thumbsup:

Milnoc 09-11-2009 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan (Post 2701817)
We had a competition a few years ago to see who could go the longest without whacking it.

Slaps money on table...

"I'm out!"

:D

KellyC 09-11-2009 09:38 AM

There was a time when I didn't wank it for weeks plus at a time. I found that I was squirting in my sleep, erotic dreams included.

And congrats!

Plan9 09-11-2009 10:05 AM

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ratbastid 09-11-2009 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by healer (Post 2701857)
As cliche as it may sound, the sex on the wedding night was un-fucking-believable. Even though we were tired from being up and about the whole day and maybe a little drunk from the reception. I think the ylang ylang massage oil and the big hotel bed helped. :)

lurkette and I were too wiped from the wedding to even try it that night. I think we had even abstained for a few days, but... we went back to the hotel and collapsed.

The next morning was good though!

Sugar&Spice 09-12-2009 12:52 PM

Congratulations! We just got married on 8/29 and had grand intentions of sealing the deal on our wedding night, but we were just too tired and decided it would be better to wait until the morning when we could keep our eyes open.

Cimarron29414 09-14-2009 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ratbastid (Post 2701987)
lurkette and I were too wiped from the wedding to even try it that night. I think we had even abstained for a few days, but... we went back to the hotel and collapsed.

The next morning was good though!

I heard a stat once that said close to 50% don't consummate on their wedding night. It might even be more than that. Too drunk, too tired. It's very common.

Poppinjay 09-14-2009 06:42 AM

I would bet that 99.9% of that 50% are not promise ring types. Those must be some interesting nights.

We abstained I don't know how long leading up to the big day. So busy with so many things, plus we didn't live together beforehand and had to quickly combine two households.

Everything was affected by the 9-11 attacks just a few days before, so it wasn't top most in our minds.

It didn't make anything better or worse our first unexpected night in a Days Inn. More than anything, we had a great time improvising our way to Nantucket.

Congrats, and enjoy!

rahl 09-15-2009 05:21 PM

4 more days until I can end this 3 week abstanance! I'm dying here

Bear Cub 09-15-2009 05:35 PM

Good luck, bring towels. If I go even two days without blowing a load, it looks like a wallpaper paste factory explosion when I do.

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surferlove007 09-15-2009 09:44 PM

Congrats! Just a bit longer! Even 2 or 3 days...bring a towel. Matt seems to just hoard semen..it's unreal.

Xerxys 09-15-2009 11:41 PM

Congrats, hang in there baby.

Acetylene 09-17-2009 08:34 AM

On my wedding night, about half an hour after we'd retired to the "boudoir" and I'd finally got all my clothes off, my new mother-in-law called us on the hotel phone. Thinking that no one would call us unless it was an emergency, I answered. She just wanted to chat and asked, "So, what are you doing?". Excuse me? What do you THINK your son and daughter-in-law are doing on their wedding night?? That in-law relationship didn't get off to a good start.

rahl 09-19-2009 07:15 AM

Todays the day!!!

Crack 09-30-2009 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by rahl (Post 2705650)
Todays the day!!!

Master Rahl guide us. Master Rahl teach us. Master Rahl protect us.
In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered.
In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve. Our lives are yours.


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