Marathon Masturbation Aerobics? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Anonymous Member · 08-30-2009, 02:16 PM

Hey, I'm a 20-some male frequenter of this board and I masturbate usually every day

I'm not in very good shape; i've been gradually improving over the last year and a half, but my question is: is intense, sustained masturbation a decent aerobic workout?

The reason I ask is, sometimes when I jerk it and I've really got nothing better to do, I'll go full throttle for 45min or more... I almost went for two hours the other day. When I finish, a lot of times I am completely drenched in sweat and my heart is racing.

Of course I'm not advocating this replace any kind of actual aerobic fitness like running or jump-rope or playing Ultimate, but I sweat more after a power hour than doing any of those other things. I can also say with confidence that there's more aerobic value than muscle-building in this exercise of sorts.

Thanks

Strange Famous · 08-30-2009, 02:46 PM

I dont think its the best exercise, but it cant hurt (lthough two hours sounds quite extreme)

Manic_Skafe · 08-30-2009, 02:55 PM

45 minutes at full throttle? Good luck getting off with another person.

Xerxys · 08-30-2009, 03:31 PM

Anon is NOT me! I swear!!

Punk.of.Ages · 08-30-2009, 03:37 PM

I totally thought it was Xerxys...
______

My right arm is way bigger than my left one, if that says anything about its aerobic abilities....

Plan9 · 08-30-2009, 05:09 PM

I suppose it depends on what kind of sandwich you eat afterward.

Anonymous Member · 09-03-2009, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manic_Skafe

45 minutes at full throttle? Good luck getting off with another person.

Thanks for your concern! Everything seems to work all right in that department.

Chumley · 09-03-2009, 09:20 PM

Um, it looks like not much. According to the Lose It! app for my iPhone, 1 hour of vigorous sexual activity - vigorous - the highest of the 3 activity levels it gives to choose from - burns... wait for it.... 51 calories.

I don't know where they get it. Frankly, it seems a bit off. :P

braisler · 09-04-2009, 07:27 AM

I call Bullshit on your iApp Chumley. That level of calorie burn is equivalent of sitting on the couch! If you're having sex for a hour at a vigorous pace a) go you! and b) you're burning more than 51 calories.

Maybe you'd only burn 51 calories if you are the partner on the bottom? I'd buy that there were times when my wife burned 51 calories while I burned 250.

invalidiuser · 09-04-2009, 08:39 AM

Daam that's a long ars time. Five minutes or less is enough. 45 to 2 hours long. All I got to say is Daaaaaaaaaam that's a long time.

08-30-2009, 02:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
Anonymous Member Addict	Marathon Masturbation Aerobics? Hey, I'm a 20-some male frequenter of this board and I masturbate usually every day I'm not in very good shape; i've been gradually improving over the last year and a half, but my question is: is intense, sustained masturbation a decent aerobic workout? The reason I ask is, sometimes when I jerk it and I've really got nothing better to do, I'll go full throttle for 45min or more... I almost went for two hours the other day. When I finish, a lot of times I am completely drenched in sweat and my heart is racing. Of course I'm not advocating this replace any kind of actual aerobic fitness like running or jump-rope or playing Ultimate, but I sweat more after a power hour than doing any of those other things. I can also say with confidence that there's more aerobic value than muscle-building in this exercise of sorts. Thanks

08-30-2009, 02:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
Strange Famous follower of the child's crusade?	I dont think its the best exercise, but it cant hurt (lthough two hours sounds quite extreme) __________________ "Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate, for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain without being uncovered." The Gospel of Thomas

08-30-2009, 02:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
Manic_Skafe More Than You Expect Location: Queens	45 minutes at full throttle? Good luck getting off with another person. __________________ "Porn is a zoo of exotic animals that becomes boring upon ownership." -Nersesian

08-30-2009, 03:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
Punk.of.Ages Forming Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.	I totally thought it was Xerxys... ______ My right arm is way bigger than my left one, if that says anything about its aerobic abilities.... __________________ "The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager "Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

08-30-2009, 05:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I suppose it depends on what kind of sandwich you eat afterward. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-30-2009, 03:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	Anon is NOT me! I swear!!

09-03-2009, 09:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
Chumley Upright	Um, it looks like not much. According to the Lose It! app for my iPhone, 1 hour of vigorous sexual activity - vigorous - the highest of the 3 activity levels it gives to choose from - burns... wait for it.... 51 calories. I don't know where they get it. Frankly, it seems a bit off. :P

09-04-2009, 07:27 AM	#9 (permalink)
braisler Addict Location: Midway, KY	I call Bullshit on your iApp Chumley. That level of calorie burn is equivalent of sitting on the couch! If you're having sex for a hour at a vigorous pace a) go you! and b) you're burning more than 51 calories. Maybe you'd only burn 51 calories if you are the partner on the bottom? I'd buy that there were times when my wife burned 51 calories while I burned 250. __________________ --- You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. - Albert Einstein ---

09-04-2009, 08:39 AM	#10 (permalink)
invalidiuser Upright	Daam that's a long ars time. Five minutes or less is enough. 45 to 2 hours long. All I got to say is Daaaaaaaaaam that's a long time.