You know you're REALLY turned on when . . .
 

So what are the sorts of things you do (or have done) when you are R-E-A-L-L-Y turned on? I'm not talking about the typical horniness; I'm talking completely manic with horniness craving for an outlet.

What made me think of this was a great video I recently saw of a 18 - 20 year old, who you could tell was still living at home, masturbating. Not that unique except that she got herself SO worked up that while she was furiously playing with her clit and nipples she was flailing for whatever normal household object that she could grab, and that was appropriately shaped, to stick inside of her. She didn't stop until she had cum a handful of times. This was no act, but raw passion.

So what is it?

For me, if I'm in that sort of state, I have to get rough with my wife - with her (ahem) implied permission, of course. I'm talking about pinning her down or against the wall, ripping clothes off of her, spanking, choking, hair pulling, teasing her with just quick, agressive and sporadic touching of her pussy so that she is begging for me to touch her, forced oral, and then some hard, fast pounding until I cum. You get the point.

If I'm alone or she's not in the mood, I'd have to say that it's masturbating using my own spit while pinching my nipples or doing it in a semi-public place (bathroom stall, car, office).

I jerked at work when I was super crazed a couple of times. With people in the hall just outside my door.

I precum.

I become interested in things I am normally not interested in. I adopt every kink in the world (save for blood, scat and urine) and enjoy it. Afterward, after an orgasm, I think back and think to myself "What the fuck did I just do?"

In retail they call that "buyer's remorse".

One of my friends used to talk about a girlfriend of his who if suitably worked up would beg, BEG him to fuck her arse. She'd be into it, going on top, getting him to DP her with toys, everything, but the moment it was over would be disgusted at it and argue with him about him "having made her do it".

In the end he ditched her as too high maintenance, but not until after he filled her colon with semen one last time. :thumbsup:

I cant say Ive ever felt like that. That probably isnt a very interesting response - but then I suppose Im probably just not blessed with that high a sex drive.

But Im like that in life too, I very rarely speak or act with any passion, or lose control of myself - when I do it is usually a violent outburst, which I couldnt imagine being prompted in a sexual situation.

I mean, I can screw multiple times in a day, and quite happily will do so, but also I could go a month without screwing or having a hand job without being that bothered about it.

Oof, not me. I'm crazed during sex and crazed throughout the day LOL. I put up a lame example, but I don't typically talk about things like this anyways. Even talking about some of my crazed fantasies and previous activities makes things start to get stiff.

^^ I have no ide what super crazed is. You should see the girls here. I jizz in my pants daily.

I'd like to see the video so that I can fully understand the sexual state about which you speak.

I've been that horny a lot. Sometimes I wonder if there is really something wrong with me. As I said before it's something only a real cock will solve.

Yeah, and trust me, I've tried just about everything else. What's worse, I think I put out a vibe because men will just start swarming. I can be like chopped liver for a long time, I get a groove going and they follow me home like puppies.

Damn...gotta stop reading this forum without a boytoy handy.

I'm that way too. Fortunately it's slowed down as I've gone into my 30's. I blame the testosterone.

I'll add that masturbating daily keeps the hormones both up and the desires quenched, to a certain degree.

^^ It slows down!!! Holy shit, Life is cruel!!

Yes it is! Men's slows down just as women's increases, in their 30's.

Aaah, but that combo leads to CougarTime (TM) at the local university.

I thought it was 50's?

When I'm really turned on, I start pushing my own boundaries, finding different ways to get off. It's kinda funny because when I finally do come and then I realize that I'm in some crazy situation or position or I used some weird object, I feel kinda foolish in the afterglow.

Is this where we admit that our junk barely fits in the "wide mouth" opening of a 32 oz Gatorade bottle filled with lotion?

I usually end up saying "aw shit" to myself and then go wash off after a brief pause, when that happens.

I once posted pictures of my cock on here. That kinda stuff.

You do know that we have a specific board that allows people to post links to great videos of this kind on this site... :)

Fixed it.

For me I get REALLY turned on when I start getting a little exhibitionary (is that a word?)

I have some girlfriends that I used to send dirty picture messages to and they would send me pictures of themselves and I would call and talk to them while I masturbated.

Been a while now that I have a fiancee but sometimes we'll play around like that when we're both away and we have the webcam on.

P.S. BCD: I agree with my fellow friends, I'm in full favor of you sharing this video with us :)

Cougar time is SOoooo unfair! I was an insane nymph in college and now I'm almost worse!! It's so unfair! I guess, nope, I know that I'm considered a cougar now and I can't believe the thoughts I have when I'm meeting with my hot young salesmen once a week and reviewing whether they succeeded this week or not and what "punishment do they need" to be better next week.
And they're cute, young, hung & single! Yikes!!! well, two outta 4 isn't too bad.

But geez...they are so flipping clueless -- hah. I'm always amused and they are so much fun to mess with. In fact today my favorite and I joked about cougars and I said that I hate the term, but it's real. And that he should find it a compliment if some cougar wanted him. He was "speechless". Of course I am always careful and not really into that. I prefer older wiser men with better sexual experience and guts.

I find it all fun and never harass anyone. In fact, I'm a real marshmellow as a manager.

^^ This is the wrong mentality hunnychile, men WANT to be sexually harassed. Harass the hell out of all of them if it makes you feel better.

Older guys aren't always more experienced. And younger guys aren't always duds. I've dated down 15 years and up 15 years. A good lover seems to be something innate. You can teach a few techniques (and boys seem to appreciate this aspect of dating someone older) but there when you encounter someone who genuinely gets off on getting you off? Age rarely has much to do with it.

Besides, young guys have much less issues with the dreaded "ED" and they're just so damn adorable!

Goddamn you better have bookmarked this or saved it! Share! :eek:



Yeah there's been a few things.. :surprised:

I've started to rationalise now because I hate the "low" after you orgasm and then thinking "why?!" :p

Yes, yes we are.

Ah, deployment is great for learning such things, eh Cromp?

That would make for an interesting emergency room visit :no:.

I know I'm reeeeally turned on when every mildly sexual word out of other peoples' mouths makes me think about sex. When I feel wet all day and there is a buzz in my panties. When I want to masturbate all day. When I'm talking to men and I'm totally not listening to a word they're saying but instead looking at details on their body and thinking about what it would be like to fuck them. When all I have to do is think about the guy that's turning me on and I clench my kegels in anticipation. When I want to do crazy things with him that I'd probably not let any other guy do so easily. That sort of thing.

not a whole lot reallllly turns me on like it did in my late teens early twenties... but yea... I totally understand the "omg what did I just do" sentiment afterward.

Kind of a drag that as I'm moving towards my 30's my sex-drive is going down a bit, and my wifes is only increasing

I clench. My jaw, my hands are fists, my toes are curled. Finger tapping. Sharp breaths. A chuckle here and there. Pushing my hair back. My grip on her gets tighter, my fingers drag more. My hands become explorers. Nose in her neck. I kiss more: neck, ears, chin, eyes, anything. I'm more aware of my skin. I squirm.

And either I:

1. tear clothing. descending kisses. physically move her. hold and sweat. have sex. hold and sweat.

2. walk it off.

You mean there's an off button?

& then I used my tongue again. Feeling no remorse, Mr. Happy responds. Then I use my tongue some more... Until someone or something gets sore, who needs an off button?

When even studying Tax for the Bar Exam gets me hot and bothered...Seriously though, I've been studying for the bar all summer, and full time for the last two weeks. And I could hump a tree. Something about being inside my mind all day makes me very aware of my body....I'm actually kind of worried that I may end up doing something stupid between now and exam time....(and when I say "something" stupid, I mean "someone")

When I'm in this mood, NOTHING helps except, to shamelessly pilfer from Kevin Smith, "Some serious deep dicking." I've using my vibrator every day, trying to at least stave off the beast, but it's a bit like throwing buckets of water off the Titanic. When I actually do have a partner, it's the time when I lose all sense of subtlety--the coy smiles and suggestive comments that are normally a very big part of my seduction methods are replaced by bold statements like, "Fuck me now." And then, of course, nothing but a good pounding will do....

SabrinaFair, why have you been ignoring my PM's? I only sent 72 of them.

/opportunisticattentionwhore

is that one PM for each of the 72 virgins?

Boytoys...you can't lay just one.

The hornier I am, the rougher I usually want it. Or if I'm alone, the rougher the porn I watch. I get kinkier as I get hornier. I've masturbated in the bathroom at work many times (often enough that I don't need to think twice about it, now!).

It's awesome how open men are when they're at the height of horniness, too. You ask a guy to experiment with something when he's reading the paper, and he's not too sure (or flat out against it), but ask him again after going down on him/teasing him for a few minutes, and it's all systems go. This is how I've gotten past lovers to try some awesome, awesome things. :D