Have you ever seen the girl next door naked? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Anonymous Member · 04-30-2009, 02:49 PM

This was a thread topic from a few years ago that was quite popular, so I thought I'd revive it.

My story: I was in college and waiting outside my dorm for my girlfriend to pick me up for a night out. It was probably around 8pm and dark outside. As I was standing there waiting, movement from a 2nd story window in my dorm building caught my eye.

I looked up and saw a very sexy, very fit young lady dancing in front of a mirror, topless. This wasn't ballroom dancing or the tango, but more like practicing to be a backup dancer for Britney Spears. Her breasts were bouncing around as she went through the movements, and I was quite mesmerized watching them. She had nice perky B cups that had quite a bit of bounce to them.

She saw me looking once, stepped away from the window, then quickly resumed a few seconds later as if I wasn't even there. I'm not sure where she would ever be dancing topless like that, but I didn't mind the performance. I watched for a few minutes until my girlfriend picked me up. It was great.

Have you ever seen the girl next door naked?

Zenturian · 04-30-2009, 02:59 PM

I will cut and paste this from my post on the exhibitionist thread:

While in college, I had a pain in the ass neighbor. I rented a house with three others. The neighbor would yell and scream, but his wife was a sexy redhead. She would wave and talk to us when she watered the lawn.

Well I lost my keys and I had to go around my side yard to get to my back door which we kept unlocked. The neighbor's dog was barking and would not stop. My neihbor's wife was showering and she opened up her window to yell at the dog. She leaned out topless ( it was 6 am, I was coming home late, or early depending on your point of view). She looked a bit stunned to see me about 7 feet away from her. She smiled, and I smiled and she just leaned in but didn't close the window. I watched for a minute or two, but the big dog and the fragile fence made me uncomfortable.

She always waved and smiled more exhuberiently when I saw her after that.

And I also see the girl across the street from my mother's house quite regularly. She has a large window in her room, and when its dark you can see her whole room. I must have seen her naked about ten times.

canuckguy · 04-30-2009, 03:35 PM

A couple of years ago my SO and I were sitting on my patio at my old apartment and across the road where 3 university girls who were getting ready to move home from the summer and had removed there blinds (blankets) and were dancing around their livingroom at 10pm topless....

that is my only experience....was hot but too short....if they only liked stair way to heaven....

Shaindra · 04-30-2009, 04:23 PM

I am that neighbor. Too bad I live in the woods.

snowy · 04-30-2009, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaindra

I am that neighbor. Too bad I live in the woods.

I too am that neighbor, but I don't live in the woods.

I've been known to bump and grind to Prince in my room after a shower. If someone happens to catch my show, I hope they enjoy themselves, though I wish them good luck--the position of my windows pretty much guarantees my privacy.

Xerxys · 04-30-2009, 04:36 PM

This one time, at band camp ...

No, there was this lady in a hotel in Milan, Italy, who showered, dressed and lotioned with her window open. My room was adjacent to hers and I would never be late at 21:00Hrs to go see her.

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Originally Posted by snowy

...I've been known to bump and grind to Prince in my room after a shower. If someone happens to catch my show, I hope they enjoy themselves....

**moving to oregon**

Zenturian · 04-30-2009, 04:38 PM

My college girlfriend's sexy roommate used to purposly open her blinds to let strangers see her naked. She would walk around my ex's apartment nude all the time, much to my delight, and my ex's consternation.

Martian · 04-30-2009, 05:06 PM

This thread presupposes that I have or have had a neighbour who I'd want to see naked.

shesus · 04-30-2009, 05:08 PM

I have a ton of windows to look in and have seen a few people changing and such. I rarely close the blinds. I don't even think about it so I'm sure people have seen me in various stages of dress as well.

The worse is seeing naked people changing sheets or using the bathroom. It's one of those times you wish you hadn't happened to look out the window.

I find it humorous that you posted invading people's privacy anonymously. I was quite surprised to see this feature back since it has been known not to be so anonymous. Just a word of caution to those who use it.

Plan9 · 04-30-2009, 05:29 PM

Turns out I've never seen a woman naked unless I was engaged in carnal sheathing with her at some point. Never been flashed, never gone to Mardi Gras, never witnessed post-shower dancing of any Yowls. Strip clubs don't count because they're trashy-gross. Yeah, my life is boring.

Ah, perhaps it is in my future when I'm living in a stacked crackerbox like everyone else in gummintland. My previous and current living arrangements guarantee such won't occur... either no windows (barracks), no neighbors (rural), or houses set at weird angels and thus blocking the windows (suburban).

Not like I'm bummed or anything. They have this social convention where you can see naked women all the time: dating. I prefer it... the lighting is better.

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Originally Posted by shesus

I find it humorous that you posted invading people's privacy anonymously. I was quite surprised to see this feature back since it has been known not to be so anonymous. Just a word of caution to those who use it.

I think the boss-types are just having fun with it. It does generate some interesting threads, though. I was thinking about switching to it exclusively for a month to see who could keep up with it. "Was that Crompsin's crap or someone else? Golly gosh, I dunno." Heh.

Charlatan · 05-01-2009, 01:27 AM

This sort of behaviour (walking in your house, naked where people can see you) can get you arrested here. The onus is on you to not let people see you.

Sad really.

little_tippler · 05-01-2009, 02:43 AM

You never see naked guys in the window now do you? It's a shame.

Lucifer · 05-01-2009, 02:52 AM

aw come on, you can just go to the beach!

vanblah · 05-01-2009, 06:50 AM

Yes. I ended up dating her for a while.

JStrider · 05-01-2009, 07:20 AM

the lady that lives in the house behind mine is pretty hot... haven't seen her naked tho...

Tirian · 05-01-2009, 07:46 AM

I once walked down to the lake to cast some flies just after dawn. (the early bird fishing expedition) Apparently a young lady staying at the same campground, was under the impression that there were no other early birds that morning, and just as I stepped out of the woods to the waterfront, she emerged from under the water. The water was VERY cold, I'm sure you can visualize from here.....

MSD · 05-01-2009, 08:22 AM

Girl next door? No. Inadvertently seen people naked when they probably didn't intend it, but also didn't seem concerned about being caught? Yes.

Cynosure · 05-01-2009, 08:51 AM

Hmm... Well, kinda.

Once, back when I was in college, I was walking a buddy to his car after an evening of hanging out. Suddenly he stopped in his tracks. He motioned for me to stop talking, and then he pointed to a window, next door. This window had a bed sheet or some similar type of material for a curtain, and the room on the other side was presently lit by a table lamp or something. And there, in the window, was a detailed silhouette of my next door neighbor – a female college student – having sexual intercourse with some unseen dude. I say unseen, because we could see nothing of him, in the silhouette. All we could see was my neighbor's flowing hair and her arms and her bouncing breasts, as she appeared to be on top and riding someone. Her bed must have been set right against the window, for we could see her all the way down to her midriff. The silhouette was so detailed and so sharp, and so magnified, we could actually see my neighbor's hardened nipples. (I kid you not.)

My buddy and I stood there and admired the view for a minute or so. Then I said goodbye and walked back into the house, and went find my fiance (who was living with me) to make love with her.

lostgirl · 05-01-2009, 09:08 AM

My SO woke up this morning looked up at me and said "Ah, the girl next door." because I was standing there naked with the blinds open. Realizing he was referring to this thread I said "No they can't see me, it's light out there and dark in here." To which he said "That is what you think."

So apparently I am that girl all the time, I never think they could see me, but maybe I am wrong.

ASU2003 · 05-02-2009, 03:38 PM

I saw the next door neighbor girl lying in the sun a few weeks ago (but she was wearing a bikini), I was working in the garden, she came out and spread her legs in my direction. I wasn't complaining.

I don't spend that much time looking into other people's windows most of the time though. My house is lower than my neighbors, so it's easier for them to look in on me,but I try to close my blinds and such when I don't have clothes on in my house.

skinnymofo · 05-02-2009, 04:24 PM

yeah but it wasnt from a window. she was in my room...

fresnelly · 05-02-2009, 05:02 PM

Sadly, no.

FuglyStick · 05-02-2009, 05:03 PM

I am the girl next door

levite · 05-02-2009, 10:38 PM

Growing up in LA, we lived in an apartment directly facing the neighboring apartment across the driveway, maybe eight feet away. None of us had A/C, so the windows were wide open in the summers, with the fans blowing. Most of our neighbors weren't worth the looking at, but we had one...she was a hellcat, worked in the Industry, drove a Vette, short skirts or shorter shorts, long-legged and red-haired.... For some reason I just could not catch a glimpse of her, and lord knows I tried, seeing as I was sixteen, and had literally nothing better to do. Finally, late one hot night, I woke up to hear the Vette pulling down the driveway. I could see from the way she stumbled into the apartment that she was a little drunk. I saw the light go on in her bedroom, but she had light curtains drawn over the open windows. I saw hints of shadow playing tantalizingly on the curtain, but nothing serious. I was about to turn over and go back to sleep, when one florescent lamp in the kitchen went on, and to my everlasting delight, she walked in, stark naked. Her body was mindblowing--incredible legs and hips, phenomenal tits, red hair flowing over her shoulders-- and shone white in the florescent light, absolutely perfect. She got a cold bottle of beer out of the fridge, leaned against her kitchen table, and ran the cold glass over her face and her body. She slowly alternated taking sips of the beer and running the bottle over her skin. When she finished it, she took another, and did the same.

That was it. Once she'd finished that, she turned out the light, and I never saw her naked again, though lord knows I looked. I have no idea if she was aware anyone was watching, or cared. I damn near gave myself tennis elbow that night, but it was worth it....

dippin · 05-02-2009, 11:18 PM

In terms of accidental nudity, this wasn't a next door neighbor, but my best friend in college. We were at the beach and as she went to take her tank top off she accidentally pulled her bikini top off and flashed me.

dlish · 05-03-2009, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by levite

Growing up in LA, we lived in an apartment directly facing the neighboring apartment across the driveway, maybe eight feet away. None of us had A/C, so the windows were wide open in the summers, with the fans blowing. Most of our neighbors weren't worth the looking at, but we had one...she was a hellcat, worked in the Industry, drove a Vette, short skirts or shorter shorts, long-legged and red-haired.... For some reason I just could not catch a glimpse of her, and lord knows I tried, seeing as I was sixteen, and had literally nothing better to do. Finally, late one hot night, I woke up to hear the Vette pulling down the driveway. I could see from the way she stumbled into the apartment that she was a little drunk. I saw the light go on in her bedroom, but she had light curtains drawn over the open windows. I saw hints of shadow playing tantalizingly on the curtain, but nothing serious. I was about to turn over and go back to sleep, when one florescent lamp in the kitchen went on, and to my everlasting delight, she walked in, stark naked. Her body was mindblowing--incredible legs and hips, phenomenal tits, red hair flowing over her shoulders-- and shone white in the florescent light, absolutely perfect. She got a cold bottle of beer out of the fridge, leaned against her kitchen table, and ran the cold glass over her face and her body. She slowly alternated taking sips of the beer and running the bottle over her skin. When she finished it, she took another, and did the same.

That was it. Once she'd finished that, she turned out the light, and I never saw her naked again, though lord knows I looked. I have no idea if she was aware anyone was watching, or cared. I damn near gave myself tennis elbow that night, but it was worth it....

oh what a night...

that was a great story..one for the grandkids when they're a little older eh?

yournamehere · 05-03-2009, 02:44 PM

My neighbor a few years ago had teenage twin daughters. They used to sunbathe topless in their back yard quite a bit. I had a 2-story house at the time, and they were often in plain view of two of the rooms on the 2nd floor, especially since they usually laid on their trampoline to avoid all the critters in the grass. They moved the trampoline around a lot to keep the grass underneath from dying, so some days were better than others.

Zenturian · 05-03-2009, 03:24 PM

My room mate had his two cousins stay over back a few years ago. I went to start my car to go to class and it wouldn't start. So I popped open the hood and saw the battery cable was loose. As I was doing this I heard the shower go on. When I closed the hood, there was my roommates cousin naked a few feet away through an open window.. She waved and laughed but didn't cover up. She joked about it all weekend.

pppg · 05-08-2009, 07:56 PM

I did see the girl next door, if you can count it that. I lived with a friend and his fiancee (at the time) in a 3 bedroom apartment. My friend was gone for a few days so it was just his girl and me. It starts hailing about 6 in the morning to the point where I wanted to go check it out. So I walk out into the living room in my boxers and sure enough she strolls downstairs in just her panties. The way she walked and looked in the morning was just stunning. Amazingly enough, we just talked briefly about the hail and headed back to bed. I definitely did a double look when she was walking away. I tell that story to my wife (GF at the time) and she knows I'm a loyal guy because that girl was definitely beautiful. Luckily enough, both my wife and roommates GF thought the same about each other. Looking back, we should have taken advantage of that situation more than we did.

YellowBird · 05-10-2009, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan

This sort of behaviour (walking in your house, naked where people can see you) can get you arrested here. The onus is on you to not let people see you.

Sad really.

that's the most stupid law I've ever heard of.

anyway. i tend to walk around my room with the window open and no clothes on. I really dont think there's anyone around who'd notice or even care.

thespian86 · 05-10-2009, 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Martian

This thread presupposes that I have or have had a neighbour who I'd want to see naked.

We lived in the same greater area. I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to see some thigh; i've got killer gams dude.

Charlatan · 05-10-2009, 04:45 PM

This thread is useless without pictures.

Milnoc · 05-20-2009, 08:57 PM

One woman living on the same floor as I opened her apartment door as I was heading towards the elevator. And she was completely naked!

She said "Oops!", I looked away out of respect, and she snuck back into her apartment and closed the door.

The worst part however was that I had to share the elevator ride down to the main floor... with her boyfriend! He had no idea what had just happened! And my face was turning red!

And yes, she was definitely worth the peek!

guy44 · 05-20-2009, 10:29 PM

Sadly, the answer is no, unless you consider girls I knew in college that I saw naked when they streaked about campus.

I'm still waiting for the day when I have a great story about a girl next door that I will only tell guys (or, if my luck improves by several magnitudes, Hustler).

dlish · 05-21-2009, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan

This thread is useless without pictures.

i couldnt agree more...

stevie667 · 05-22-2009, 08:52 AM

I saw the neighbours down the road fucking up against a wardrobe (properly going at it), which was a good 5 minute show. Other than that i only seem to see men naked randomly, where are all these hot redheads everyone is harping on about?

JohnBua · 05-22-2009, 09:02 PM

I used to try to catch my neighbor naked when I was a teen. She was a few years older than me. I would never catch her. I would walk by the house just in time to see her pull her shirt down or zip her pants. Then as I was walking through the woods with a friend, I saw her but naked getting railed by some guy. She was like a porn star. I told her about it a few years ago when we were both in the same bar.

ItWasMe · 05-22-2009, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Crompsin

... I was thinking about switching to it (anonymous posting) exclusively for a month to see who could keep up with it. "Was that Crompsin's crap or someone else? Golly gosh, I dunno." Heh.

!!~ Show of hands here ~!! Who else can read a post and know that it is either Crompsin or WK? I admit that I sometimes can't tell the two apart until an ex-wife, military, or fiber is mentioned. But I think I'm pretty good at picking a Crompsin/WK post out of the crowd.

For the OP, I have never seen nor have I been the naked girl next door. At least I don't think I have been.

dlish · 05-23-2009, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ItWasMe

For the OP, I have never seen nor have I been the naked girl next door. At least I don't think I have been.

but you know you'd like to

ItWasMe · 05-23-2009, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dlish

but you know you'd like to

LoL. The old lady across the street from me is probably not interested (and vice versa). On the other 3 sides I have no neighbors, really. Just fields and a creek. Across one field I do have a few neighbors, but one is a cop. Probably not a good idea to be flashing.

04-30-2009, 02:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
Anonymous Member Addict	Have you ever seen the girl next door naked? This was a thread topic from a few years ago that was quite popular, so I thought I'd revive it. My story: I was in college and waiting outside my dorm for my girlfriend to pick me up for a night out. It was probably around 8pm and dark outside. As I was standing there waiting, movement from a 2nd story window in my dorm building caught my eye. I looked up and saw a very sexy, very fit young lady dancing in front of a mirror, topless. This wasn't ballroom dancing or the tango, but more like practicing to be a backup dancer for Britney Spears. Her breasts were bouncing around as she went through the movements, and I was quite mesmerized watching them. She had nice perky B cups that had quite a bit of bounce to them. She saw me looking once, stepped away from the window, then quickly resumed a few seconds later as if I wasn't even there. I'm not sure where she would ever be dancing topless like that, but I didn't mind the performance. I watched for a few minutes until my girlfriend picked me up. It was great. Have you ever seen the girl next door naked?

04-30-2009, 04:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
Shaindra Psycho Location: Massachusetts	I am that neighbor. Too bad I live in the woods. __________________ "Never regret something that once made you smile."

04-30-2009, 05:06 PM	#8 (permalink)
Martian Young Crumudgeon Location: Canada	This thread presupposes that I have or have had a neighbour who I'd want to see naked. __________________ I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said - Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

04-30-2009, 05:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	I have a ton of windows to look in and have seen a few people changing and such. I rarely close the blinds. I don't even think about it so I'm sure people have seen me in various stages of dress as well. The worse is seeing naked people changing sheets or using the bathroom. It's one of those times you wish you hadn't happened to look out the window. I find it humorous that you posted invading people's privacy anonymously. I was quite surprised to see this feature back since it has been known not to be so anonymous. Just a word of caution to those who use it. __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

05-01-2009, 01:27 AM	#11 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	This sort of behaviour (walking in your house, naked where people can see you) can get you arrested here. The onus is on you to not let people see you. Sad really. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

04-30-2009, 02:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Zenturian Banned	I will cut and paste this from my post on the exhibitionist thread: While in college, I had a pain in the ass neighbor. I rented a house with three others. The neighbor would yell and scream, but his wife was a sexy redhead. She would wave and talk to us when she watered the lawn. Well I lost my keys and I had to go around my side yard to get to my back door which we kept unlocked. The neighbor's dog was barking and would not stop. My neihbor's wife was showering and she opened up her window to yell at the dog. She leaned out topless ( it was 6 am, I was coming home late, or early depending on your point of view). She looked a bit stunned to see me about 7 feet away from her. She smiled, and I smiled and she just leaned in but didn't close the window. I watched for a minute or two, but the big dog and the fragile fence made me uncomfortable. She always waved and smiled more exhuberiently when I saw her after that. And I also see the girl across the street from my mother's house quite regularly. She has a large window in her room, and when its dark you can see her whole room. I must have seen her naked about ten times.

04-30-2009, 03:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
canuckguy I read your emails. Location: earth	A couple of years ago my SO and I were sitting on my patio at my old apartment and across the road where 3 university girls who were getting ready to move home from the summer and had removed there blinds (blankets) and were dancing around their livingroom at 10pm topless.... that is my only experience....was hot but too short....if they only liked stair way to heaven....

04-30-2009, 04:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
Zenturian Banned	My college girlfriend's sexy roommate used to purposly open her blinds to let strangers see her naked. She would walk around my ex's apartment nude all the time, much to my delight, and my ex's consternation.

05-01-2009, 02:43 AM	#12 (permalink)
little_tippler Leaning against the -Sun- Super Moderator Location: on the other side	You never see naked guys in the window now do you? It's a shame. __________________ Whether we write or speak or do but look We are ever unapparent. What we are Cannot be transfused into word or book. Our soul from us is infinitely far. However much we give our thoughts the will To be our soul and gesture it abroad, Our hearts are incommunicable still. In what we show ourselves we are ignored. The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged By any skill of thought or trick of seeming. Unto our very selves we are abridged When we would utter to our thought our being. We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams, And each to each other dreams of others' dreams. Fernando Pessoa, 1918

05-01-2009, 02:52 AM	#13 (permalink)
Lucifer Husband of Seamaiden Location: Nova Scotia	aw come on, you can just go to the beach! __________________ I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Job 30:29 1123, 6536, 5321

05-01-2009, 06:50 AM	#14 (permalink)
vanblah Junkie	Yes. I ended up dating her for a while.

05-01-2009, 07:20 AM	#15 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	the lady that lives in the house behind mine is pretty hot... haven't seen her naked tho... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

05-01-2009, 07:46 AM	#16 (permalink)
Tirian Addict Location: Canada	I once walked down to the lake to cast some flies just after dawn. (the early bird fishing expedition) Apparently a young lady staying at the same campground, was under the impression that there were no other early birds that morning, and just as I stepped out of the woods to the waterfront, she emerged from under the water. The water was VERY cold, I'm sure you can visualize from here.....

05-01-2009, 08:22 AM	#17 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	Girl next door? No. Inadvertently seen people naked when they probably didn't intend it, but also didn't seem concerned about being caught? Yes.

05-01-2009, 08:51 AM	#18 (permalink)
Cynosure Psycho Location: the center of the multiverse	Hmm... Well, kinda. Once, back when I was in college, I was walking a buddy to his car after an evening of hanging out. Suddenly he stopped in his tracks. He motioned for me to stop talking, and then he pointed to a window, next door. This window had a bed sheet or some similar type of material for a curtain, and the room on the other side was presently lit by a table lamp or something. And there, in the window, was a detailed silhouette of my next door neighbor – a female college student – having sexual intercourse with some unseen dude. I say unseen, because we could see nothing of him, in the silhouette. All we could see was my neighbor's flowing hair and her arms and her bouncing breasts, as she appeared to be on top and riding someone. Her bed must have been set right against the window, for we could see her all the way down to her midriff. The silhouette was so detailed and so sharp, and so magnified, we could actually see my neighbor's hardened nipples. (I kid you not.) My buddy and I stood there and admired the view for a minute or so. Then I said goodbye and walked back into the house, and went find my fiance (who was living with me) to make love with her. Last edited by Cynosure; 05-01-2009 at 08:56 AM..

05-02-2009, 05:02 PM	#22 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	Sadly, no. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

05-02-2009, 05:03 PM	#23 (permalink)
FuglyStick WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE! Location: Southern Illinois	I am the girl next door __________________ AZIZ! LIGHT!

05-01-2009, 09:08 AM	#19 (permalink)
lostgirl lightform Location: Edge of the deep green sea	My SO woke up this morning looked up at me and said "Ah, the girl next door." because I was standing there naked with the blinds open. Realizing he was referring to this thread I said "No they can't see me, it's light out there and dark in here." To which he said "That is what you think." So apparently I am that girl all the time, I never think they could see me, but maybe I am wrong. __________________ We're about to go through the crucible, but we'll come out the other side. We always arise from our own ashes. Everything returns later in its changed form. - Children of Dune

05-02-2009, 03:38 PM	#20 (permalink)
ASU2003 immoral minority Location: Back in Ohio	I saw the next door neighbor girl lying in the sun a few weeks ago (but she was wearing a bikini), I was working in the garden, she came out and spread her legs in my direction. I wasn't complaining. I don't spend that much time looking into other people's windows most of the time though. My house is lower than my neighbors, so it's easier for them to look in on me,but I try to close my blinds and such when I don't have clothes on in my house.

05-02-2009, 04:24 PM	#21 (permalink)
skinnymofo Addict ed to smack Location: Seattle	yeah but it wasnt from a window. she was in my room...

05-02-2009, 10:38 PM	#24 (permalink)
levite Minion of Joss Location: The Windy City	Growing up in LA, we lived in an apartment directly facing the neighboring apartment across the driveway, maybe eight feet away. None of us had A/C, so the windows were wide open in the summers, with the fans blowing. Most of our neighbors weren't worth the looking at, but we had one...she was a hellcat, worked in the Industry, drove a Vette, short skirts or shorter shorts, long-legged and red-haired.... For some reason I just could not catch a glimpse of her, and lord knows I tried, seeing as I was sixteen, and had literally nothing better to do. Finally, late one hot night, I woke up to hear the Vette pulling down the driveway. I could see from the way she stumbled into the apartment that she was a little drunk. I saw the light go on in her bedroom, but she had light curtains drawn over the open windows. I saw hints of shadow playing tantalizingly on the curtain, but nothing serious. I was about to turn over and go back to sleep, when one florescent lamp in the kitchen went on, and to my everlasting delight, she walked in, stark naked. Her body was mindblowing--incredible legs and hips, phenomenal tits, red hair flowing over her shoulders-- and shone white in the florescent light, absolutely perfect. She got a cold bottle of beer out of the fridge, leaned against her kitchen table, and ran the cold glass over her face and her body. She slowly alternated taking sips of the beer and running the bottle over her skin. When she finished it, she took another, and did the same. That was it. Once she'd finished that, she turned out the light, and I never saw her naked again, though lord knows I looked. I have no idea if she was aware anyone was watching, or cared. I damn near gave myself tennis elbow that night, but it was worth it.... __________________ Dull sublunary lovers love, Whose soul is sense, cannot admit Absence, because it doth remove That thing which elemented it. (From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)

05-02-2009, 11:18 PM	#25 (permalink)
dippin Crazy, indeed Location: the ether	In terms of accidental nudity, this wasn't a next door neighbor, but my best friend in college. We were at the beach and as she went to take her tank top off she accidentally pulled her bikini top off and flashed me.

05-03-2009, 02:44 PM	#27 (permalink)
yournamehere Invisible Location: tentative, at best	My neighbor a few years ago had teenage twin daughters. They used to sunbathe topless in their back yard quite a bit. I had a 2-story house at the time, and they were often in plain view of two of the rooms on the 2nd floor, especially since they usually laid on their trampoline to avoid all the critters in the grass. They moved the trampoline around a lot to keep the grass underneath from dying, so some days were better than others. __________________ If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors: "If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too." It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.

05-03-2009, 03:24 PM	#28 (permalink)
Zenturian Banned	My room mate had his two cousins stay over back a few years ago. I went to start my car to go to class and it wouldn't start. So I popped open the hood and saw the battery cable was loose. As I was doing this I heard the shower go on. When I closed the hood, there was my roommates cousin naked a few feet away through an open window.. She waved and laughed but didn't cover up. She joked about it all weekend.

05-08-2009, 07:56 PM	#29 (permalink)
pppg Crazy	I did see the girl next door, if you can count it that. I lived with a friend and his fiancee (at the time) in a 3 bedroom apartment. My friend was gone for a few days so it was just his girl and me. It starts hailing about 6 in the morning to the point where I wanted to go check it out. So I walk out into the living room in my boxers and sure enough she strolls downstairs in just her panties. The way she walked and looked in the morning was just stunning. Amazingly enough, we just talked briefly about the hail and headed back to bed. I definitely did a double look when she was walking away. I tell that story to my wife (GF at the time) and she knows I'm a loyal guy because that girl was definitely beautiful. Luckily enough, both my wife and roommates GF thought the same about each other. Looking back, we should have taken advantage of that situation more than we did.

05-10-2009, 04:45 PM	#32 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	This thread is useless without pictures. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-20-2009, 08:57 PM	#33 (permalink)
Milnoc Crazy Location: Montreal	One woman living on the same floor as I opened her apartment door as I was heading towards the elevator. And she was completely naked! She said "Oops!", I looked away out of respect, and she snuck back into her apartment and closed the door. The worst part however was that I had to share the elevator ride down to the main floor... with her boyfriend! He had no idea what had just happened! And my face was turning red! And yes, she was definitely worth the peek! Last edited by Milnoc; 05-20-2009 at 08:59 PM..

05-20-2009, 10:29 PM	#34 (permalink)
guy44 Somnabulist Location: corner of No and Where	Sadly, the answer is no, unless you consider girls I knew in college that I saw naked when they streaked about campus. I'm still waiting for the day when I have a great story about a girl next door that I will only tell guys (or, if my luck improves by several magnitudes, Hustler). __________________ "You have reached Ritual Sacrifice. For goats press one, or say 'goats.'"

05-22-2009, 08:52 AM	#36 (permalink)
stevie667 Too Awesome for Aardvarks Location: Angloland	I saw the neighbours down the road fucking up against a wardrobe (properly going at it), which was a good 5 minute show. Other than that i only seem to see men naked randomly, where are all these hot redheads everyone is harping on about? __________________ Office hours have changed. Please call during office hours for more information.

05-22-2009, 09:02 PM	#37 (permalink)
JohnBua Banned	I used to try to catch my neighbor naked when I was a teen. She was a few years older than me. I would never catch her. I would walk by the house just in time to see her pull her shirt down or zip her pants. Then as I was walking through the woods with a friend, I saw her but naked getting railed by some guy. She was like a porn star. I told her about it a few years ago when we were both in the same bar.