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Tully Mars 05-23-2009 06:13 PM

My neighbor across the street walks the beach topless almost daily. Too bad she's not at all friendly. She has two dogs, as do I. I asked her one morning while at the market what kind of dogs she has and she responded with "four legged" and walked away.

ItWasMe 05-26-2009 01:54 PM

Was she topless?

Tully Mars 05-26-2009 07:11 PM

In the market when I saw her? No. At that time I'd just moved into this house. I'd merely seen her in front of her house a few times with the dogs. Had no idea she walked the beach topless. Didn't know that until about a week and half later when I got done moving. I was sitting on my back porch one morning watching the sailboats and wind surfers when she walked by with her dogs sans top. Since settling down here I've found thats pretty much her daily routine.

CinnamonGirl 05-26-2009 07:34 PM

Technically, she was my across-the-street neighbor, and technically it wasn't WHILE she was my neighbor... but yes.

Then again, so has the rest of the world.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...9/raven002.jpg

blahblah454 05-26-2009 08:14 PM

Sweet Jesus CG, RR lived across the street from you? Did she look that good in real life or is it all makeup work?

dlish 05-26-2009 10:13 PM

umm..sorry..ive just woken up from my cave..

whos RR?

CinnamonGirl 05-26-2009 11:25 PM

That would be Raven Riley. Yep, she lived across the street from me...used to catch the bus at my house. She was in my younger brother's class... and yeah. She really does look that good.


I was incredibly weirded out the first time someone pointed out her website.

Redlemon 05-27-2009 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Tully Mars (Post 2640903)
I was sitting on my back porch one morning watching the sailboats and wind surfers when she walked by with her dogs sans top. Since settling down here I've found thats pretty much her daily routine.

And its now your daily routine to be on your back porch at that time of the morning? :thumbsup:

Tully Mars 05-27-2009 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon (Post 2641221)
And its now your daily routine to be on your back porch at that time of the morning? :thumbsup:

No her attitude makes her completely unattractive to me. I've talked to a couple other neighbors who've tried talking to her, men and women. and they got the GFY replies. Lots of fish in the sea.

jimmy1s269 05-27-2009 10:30 AM

havent managed to see either of the hotties next door to me naked but i would love to. well, from far away. one girl has a smokin hard body with boobs that just have to be paid for considering the rest of her figure. but she's scary ugly up close. the other girl is a hot little blondie. doesnt have bolt ons but has a nice set of legs and ass.

genuinegirly 05-27-2009 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tully Mars (Post 2641228)
No her attitude makes her completely unattractive to me. I've talked to a couple other neighbors who've tried talking to her, men and women. and they got the GFY replies. Lots of fish in the sea.

Aren't there more fish in your freezer? Why bother going back to the sea
Walking a dog while topless doesn't sound at all comfortable.

Redlemon 05-27-2009 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by genuinegirly (Post 2641369)
Walking a dog while topless doesn't sound at all comfortable.

The biggest problem is that if the dog is topless, then he's wearing pants, and then how will he do his business?

Xerxys 05-27-2009 05:28 PM

Just couldn't resist huh?

ROFL!!

ratbastid 05-27-2009 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Redlemon (Post 2641466)
The biggest problem is that if the dog is topless, then he's wearing pants, and then how will he do his business?

Toplessness doesn't necessarily imply bottomedness.

Redlemon 05-28-2009 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratbastid (Post 2641533)
Toplessness doesn't necessarily imply bottomedness.

Yes it does. Otherwise the word would be "naked".

Tully Mars 05-28-2009 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by genuinegirly (Post 2641369)
Aren't there more fish in your freezer? Why bother going back to the sea
Walking a dog while topless doesn't sound at all comfortable.

It's kind of hard to not go back to the sea. It's right out my back door. I drink coffee and watch the sunrise here most mornings.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3540/...b947e0.jpg?v=0

It doesn't look uncomfortable. She has two dogs walking on either side of her. Sometimes in a leash, some days not. It's not like they're dragging, her face down, up and down the beach.

Leto 05-28-2009 10:30 AM

I went to a small eastern university, and thought that this would never happen to me. One day while returning home to my residence, from a class that went until 5:30 pm I was pleased to notice that it was dark enough outside to see into the dorm windows of the women's residence. To my delight, ah crap.

Nothing like that would ever happen to me.

Except that once, while showering in the women's dorm (I was visiting my gf for the weekend) another girl finished her shower, and opened her curtain, providing me with a a full frontal and very wet view. She grabbed her towel, wrapped up and walked out of the showers, without realizing that i was even there an was a guy.

yournamehere 05-28-2009 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan (Post 2634563)
This thread is useless without pictures.

Well, in my case that would have been illegal, not to mention creepy.

Besides, my free hand was already occupied with the binoculars . . . .

ratbastid 05-28-2009 11:57 AM

I'm coming to visit, Tully. Even more so than I was before this thread.

CinnamonGirl 05-28-2009 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ratbastid (Post 2641801)
I'm coming to visit, Tully. Even more so than I was before this thread.

TFP road trip!

Xerxys 05-28-2009 02:33 PM

A TFP road trip would be really unfair because we'd all go to Tully's house EVERY year!!!

Latenter 05-29-2009 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yournamehere (Post 2641800)
Well, in my case that would have been illegal, not to mention creepy.

Besides, my free hand was already occupied with the binoculars . . . .

LOL, I like how the binocs are less creepy...

My boss has binoculars sitting next to his window at work, and his office faces the parking lot. It's common around 5 pm for him to let everyone know when Fishnets or Sweater Girl or Short Skirt are going home.

I wish I had a window. :)

UberDave 05-30-2009 11:50 PM

Years ago I worked in a call center on the early shift, on the 4th floor of my office building and our windows faced a hotel right across the street. We would all sit there talking on the phone and watch the hotel, and it was amazing how many people would wake up and throw the curtains wide open topless, or in the nude... A lot of people were shocked to see us waving at them from across the street. It was great.

Aladdin Sane 05-31-2009 10:42 AM

I was staying in a rundown hotel in Paris many years ago when a lightning storm materialized over the city. I stepped out on my 5th-story balcony to watch the sky. Across the street and on the same level I spotted a girl in a window. She was 20ish, brunette, fit, naked, and sexy. She was doing a weird rhythmic dance in time to the frequent flashes and thunder crashes of the storm. She saw me watching but didn't mind. Her bizarre ballet continued until the storm had passed over the city. I suspect the girl was mentally ill. Her dance suggested that she had created the storm and was in control of it.

sagum 05-31-2009 07:49 PM

I've had 3 girl next door experiances.

The first was when I was in my mid-teens, away on holiday with my parents and niece who is a year younger then me. We are more like brother and sister due to our age and the amount of time we spent growning up. We got talking with three lads and two girls. One of the girls my niece still talks even to this day.

Thate same girl was in the apartment block as us, bottom floor in an ajoining corner so we would always go places together. One afternoon, we went swimming in the indoor pool while dinner service was on. After a few hours, my niece and the girl get out start pat drying their self and talking while I do stupid stuff in the pool, underwater backflips, silly things to keep myself occupied. I come up for air after doing a backflip from the side rail and notice that they had both stripped nakid and were stud next to the wall (away from the main entrance and rest of the hotel) putting their tops on.
I had seen my niece naked before quite a few times as I was growing up so that wasn't a problem, but I remember this girl naked, dark public hair - at the time I didn't really take any notice of what I saw, I just kinda lifted my eye brows and carried on being an ass in the water. But from then on, she would keep asking me 'are you looking at me' I had reflective sunglasses on (all the rage back then, honest!) But yeah, that memory kinda stuck with me after that.

Another time, I was visiting a mate and we were walking back to his house after buying a few beers from the local off-license. Up the back of the houses there is a small bit of land that branchs onto a field with kids playground, with a small bridge and tunnel runing under it. It wasn't late, only around 6pm or so, but it was late in the year, so it was really dark. As were walked over the top of the tunnel, we were high enough to see down into some of the homes eitherside. We walked and chatted like we normally do. Then we see a a group of girls doing their make up in a large dresser (mirror I assume) as another girl walks upto her with a red bra in hand and starts to put it on. That moment we call 'redbra', and we'll always remember it.

The last time was my best mates sister, from my bed room window, I can see her house about just over the road, 3 house up. Being the computer geek I am, her mother asked me to come over and see to her computer. So I go over one day, and her mother points me to the back bedroom where the computer is and I go about trying to get rid of a load of tool bars and spywhere antivirus that had been installed. A few minutes later, in walks my sisters girlfriend with a towl on her head with a glass of water in her hand. She was shocked and ran out, not before I saw fresh shave and massive close up of her tit thanks to the glass) At the time she said she thought I was her boyfriend (I was in her mothers bedroom..), we've since dated a few times but never saw her naked again. I could have, just wasn't ready for sex then.

Redlemon 06-01-2009 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UberDave (Post 2642931)
Years ago I worked in a call center on the early shift, on the 4th floor of my office building and our windows faced a hotel right across the street. We would all sit there talking on the phone and watch the hotel, and it was amazing how many people would wake up and throw the curtains wide open topless, or in the nude... A lot of people were shocked to see us waving at them from across the street. It was great.

Was this listed as part of the benefits package for your call center?

curiousbear 06-01-2009 11:12 AM

I was in early teen. She was four years elder to me. She was bathing in open roof bath made of thatches. I just happen to see from my first floor window. I liked seeing her. She had small nice tits. I dont remember whether she had pubes. She was a good friend. I had even cuddled with her. Strictly she shared only warmth, and nothing else :)

HamiC 06-01-2009 08:04 PM

I discovered I was getting older -- and officially needed to turn in my man card -- several years ago on New Year's eve. My bedroom window directly overlooked my neighbors' back yard and I could hear several teenagers enjoying themselves in the hot tub while their parents were away. At one point, I heard one of the young women say (loudly) "I can't believe we are all naked!"

All I had to do was sit up and look out the window, but didn't because I was too damn tired. Kinda wish I had that one to do over...

FlatLand Flyer 06-01-2009 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HamiC (Post 2644216)
Kinda wish I had that one to do over...

:confused: :shakehead:

Kinda? Kinda? Hell, I wish you would have kinda taken pictures or video.


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