single, but this dry spell will end. still its not fun to be single if you arn't getting any. well at least I don't think so.

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I've been single for so long, my penis has severe depression. My penis is schizophrenic, and attending anger management classes.

Very happily married to the most beautiful, wonderful woman in the world!

I've been single for about three or four months. As much as I'm glad that relationship is over and as much as I'm happy to get with as many girls as I want without feeling the least bit guilty about it, I'm hoping for a new girlfriend. I have a few in mind, but they're either (a) taken, (b) moving within two months, or (c) not showing any interest in me. *SIGH* Such is life.

Engaged for 2.5 years, not looking to get married any time soon.

This is my longest stretch of monogamy, and the beast is straining on it's chains.

Oh dear.

More meditation needed I think.