Best mental way to get rid of an erection?
 

I'm not sure what it is. Usually, when I talk to someone, I forget about it and it goes away.

However, if I'm just walking down the street, by myself, it is very hard to un-boner.

Especially since you're walking.

What do you do/think ?

A craggy old nun feasting on a bloody bunny.

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thinking about having sex with your mother in law in front of about 40,000 people might do it, unless you are an extreme exhibitionist.

Thoughts of a sultry Janet Reno in a bikini.
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Hahaha! UN-boner. Why have I never thought of that?

They should totally come up with a pill for high school kids who have to go up and talk in front of the class called "Unboner."

Man, I was always packing a throbbin' baby arm in my trousers whenever I had to do a skit in drama class.

I read that as una-boner... My boner lives in a shack out in the words. Every once in a while it sends packages to unsuspecting modernists.

To rid yourself of the una-boner... just think of Crompsin.

Charlatan, you're a genius.

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Say... have you see the beard on my Unaboner? Ask Will about it.

the english favour "Maggie Thatcher naked on a cold day".

Start psychologically analyzing the situation. Its an intensive brain exercise that will focus all of your mental energy elsewhere.

have you got a shaved moustache but grow a beard?


i pinch my ear really really hard till it hurts like a Mofo. it una-boners instantly then.

Of course una-boners always do their work with wood.

I think of baseball

I just tell it its not needed currently and it goes away =o

Nancy Reagan.

Bea Arthur.

Sarah Palin..........damn still up :P

For me, the best technique is to actually imagine the boner going down. If you think of random rubbish then it'll just stay there, oblivious to your anguish. But if you concentrate on the image and feeling of it going down, it'll start to go.

And don't let anything touch it. For the love of god, don't move, because your trousers will rustle against it, or something like that. And you'll never get rid of it.

All I have to think of is that terrible moment where you slip out during sex and slam your penis into her, bending it excruciatingly. After that, it shrinks immediately in remembered pain.

You've got me shrinking in remembered pain Jinn and I don't even get boners

that's why walking sucks to much...

how about blackmailing it?

I thought merleniau was your beard...

I try to think of dust. That or baseball... but with baseball you start thinking about bats and line drives.. so I try to stay with dust.

I can't really embarrass myself or disgust myself so I have to think of something difficult or highly interesting. Sometimes its math, sometimes writing, sometimes just willpower.

This isn't necessarily the best way of getting rid of it if you're walking down the street, but if you have even a modicum of privacy, I've found that doing some sort of calisthenic exercise (push ups, pull ups, sit ups, etc.) is a great way to get rid of them quickly. No blood for a hard on when it's rushing to your other muscles!

WTF? :confused:

Edit: OH. I miunderestimated what you said.
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I just think of Willravel. That does the trick every time.

Oddly enough it has the opposite effect on women. :thumbsup:

Yes, Will, I'm sure that thinking of you does give the "women" you're used to big boners. You do seem to constantly have groups hermaphrodites and trannies orbiting you like so many Sputniks.

Case in point: Crompsin.

I think of my Grandma naked, works every time!

OMFG!!! I think of baseball also!

that is so freaking weird!

If I were a guy and had that problem, thinking of my ex-husband would probably do the trick. Of coarse, were I a guy, I probably wouldn't have an ex-husband.

I think the craggly old nun would work.

Honestly I used to think of Wrestling moves or Football plays.

The hands-down best way to drop it though, is to take a piss. While you may be doing the superman lean with your hand over the toilet to be able to aim it down far enough, your mind will drop the erection asap. It's borderline physically impossible to retain the erection during/after urination. They are separate body functions which the mind is programmed to shut one off while another is going on. So take a piss, as long as you stick to the two-shakes or jerking it rule you're golden ;).