Ladies/gay guys: Do you check out a man's crotch?
 

When an opportunity presents itself? (like in an elevator, in a business meeting or when he is standing in front of you for some reason)?

If the rest of him is good then I'll try and glance down.

Hah, yes, I will do the same.

Not sure if there's anything else of use I can contribute to this thread. :p

Yes, I have checked out a crotch or two.

Even when I was looking, I don't usually check out the crotch.. usually the tush.

As a man who wears pants.. I often wonder what a woman can tell from staring at my crotch.

I ride the train all the time and every now and then I catch a few ladies (and some guys) glancing at my crotch. I don't wear especially tight or crotch accentuating pants but I always wonder what they think.

Maybe one of these days I'll ask.

This begs the question, which is better to look at, the "tush" or the "crotch"? Bonus points for stating why.

I vote tush. You can (generally) actually get a good idea of what's under the clothes.

Unless the guy's wearing tight enough pants to have a moose knuckle (gah, that phrase weirds me out), looking at the crotch requires a lot of imagination.

Yeah, sometimes I look, but there's usually not much to see. No offense meant, it's just that you really can't see much in normal jeans, chinos, slacks, etc.

Now a man in tights or a Speedo, I think it's against the law not to look.

I definitely look at the crotch on a guy-yummo!! No real interest in the tush. What are you ladies saying that you can't figure stuff out by looking? Maybe it's an angle thing, don't know.

I LOVE a man in pleated pants, sets off the crotch so nicely. My hubby knows I can't keep my hands off of him when he wears a nice pair of pleated pants, all I see is dick and I want, I want!!!!

I even have trouble not looking at my friends' spouse even my brothers' or fathers' from time to time, and no I don't think that makes me a pervert I wouldn't fuck any of them. (Although me and my brother were sort of dating the same girl at one time, which was really weird!) And yes I think I am in denial because I don't claim to be bi but I miss me some good girl on girl action. (Hubby hasn't taken me up on offers yet.)

Back to the point, yes I look at guys crotches everywhere, probably as much as most guys look at girls breasts. I love the male penis-all shapes, sizes and colors.

I'm more likely to check out the tush--to me it's better to look at. Sure, I've checked out crotches, but I like the rear view better. I don't know precisely why, I've always been a butt girl (a friend's mom once picked up the extension right as I was saying that on the phone). I prefer ones with a bit of bubble to them, nice and rounded. A man who shows this off in good pants...yum. I hate baggy jeans for this exact reason.

David Bowie in Labyrinth? :oogle:

If the guy's carriage attracts me and the face is good, shoulders are broad, I would next check for a nice tush. I never used to, but I sometimes find myself checking out the package, trying to find a faint outline of something to help imagine it.

I have to admit, I've never watched that film close enough to notice. And the scenes with Bowie in them make me wince and look away...I don't want to see him like that, lol.

BUT, I did see Mikhail Baryshnikov in person and in tights when I was about 14 years old...what is the female equivalent of 'schwing!'? :lol: There are good-looking men in this world and there are sexy men in this world. But there are very few men who can walk around in tights and look like they could alternatively kill a rhino with their bare hands, explain the principles of quantum physics and then fuck you inside out. I find that to be very charming. :p

I've never even seen the movie. For kicks, I tried Google Image Search, and the second hit for 'David Bowie in Labyrinth' is...
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/6...ebuldgeup5.jpg
I did not add the emphasis.

See? YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE BOWIE CROTCH.

I'm willing to put up with the bad hair and in-your-face crotch just to watch a couple hours packed with David Bowie. And hell, Jennifer Connelly isn't perfect in that movie either--her eyebrows give me the ickies.

Ladies.. crotch bulge is akin to how hair works.

Short hairs stick up.
Long hairs lay flat.

so true!

Now, suppose cod-pieces came back in style? Would a man's cotch become as sexualized as a woman's breasts? I mean, because of the way bras are constructed, breasts are pretty well 'out there' yet a man's equipment tends to be tucked away, so to speak. If cod-pieces were affected, perhaps there would be more to look at.

These could be developed along several stylistic lines:

formal: to slightly accentuate in a tuxedo or business suit - either built in to the fabric of the trouser, or worn on top to compliment the cummerband

Sporty: heavy duty internal (jock straps) or decorative external: for over top of Speedos or skateboard wear

Comfy/casual: again, maybe something from Lands End or Tilley, that is neutral, yet complimentary. To be worn under, or over the trouser to accentuate your wedding tackle.

Clubbing: colourful, boastful, complete with accessories such as a cell phone pouch, pill holder and a coin purse / credit card and ID holder. NO MORE GEORGE WALLET PROBLEMS.

With our new cod-peices, the ladies wont be able to look away! Stride forth with confidence knowing that you know what they are thinking!

Tush, because you can actually see some shape and definition.

Check it!
http://4dirtylaundry.com/wp-content/.../codpiece1.jpg

Goodness gracious. I've heard of body art, but pom-poms? That's more like body kitsch.

I love a penis that turns up, though. :p

OH MY GOD GET IT AWAY!!!!

I don't look on purpose but often find myself staring, sometimes to my horror, at any man who happens to be standing in front of me. The "horror" part comes into play when I look up and realize the man in question is, say, a cop or 60 years old (no offense to the mature men, but I'm 23 and not ready for you yet!)

I am by no means gay, but the other week at work I could not but help to stare at this guys package that I work with. We were in the board room and he was putting on a short presentation and the mans package was HUGE. He had normal jeans on, not tight nor baggy, and the mans shlong hung well past the crotch of his pants.

I have a pretty average sized weiner and I sit on it all the time, and with shorts and other certain pants my lady always points out how she can see "me". I could not imagine what this guy goes through. If I got that much of a show when he had jeans on I could not imagine if he was wearing anything else, and the poor guy must just massacre it every time he sits down.

I think all men on TFP now have a goal in life.

No I don't at all. Too many great guys are growers anyways.

Boobs aren't growers. So those are more usnderstandable to stare at.

I actually rarely check out tush either. I only really care if it belongs to the guy who's eyes and smile make me melt.

I've checked out a crotch or two in my life, and after looking I'm always plagued by "did he see me look at his crotch?" thoughts, which usually ends up in my looking again, for reasons beyond my comprehension. I'm much more likely to check out a tush first...tushes are sexy.

Packages tend to catch my eye.
As a college student sitting in those stupid desks with a table at the front of the class, your eyes are level with the crotch of male teachers who do the "adjust-n-sit" with one leg slightly cocked out making the bulge noticeable.

I always think its sad and slightly hilarious when they do it right in front of a really hot chick whos wearing a mini skirt and a low cut tank top...its like battle of the goods.

Or perhaps my obsession with checking out a mans bulge started after watching this movie:

I shit you not, this is my intended halloween costume this year. I'm stoked.
And I'm gonna get mad if I don't get lots of digits! :thumbsup:

Better memorize "Magic Dance."

aye, me brain!

criminy...

In your case, they'd probably have a heart attack if they knew....

Dude, it works. I got some TIGHT pants for Halloween 2 years ago, and shoved a sock in my undies. I had the hugest bulge ever. And the fucking girls drooled over it, they followed me everywhere. Of course I had my GF with me and she was pissed the whole time, but holy crap was it funny.

I don't understand how one can see anything in the pants unless they're skin tight.

I dunno, my guy has these baggy Columbia shorts that are supposed to be a cross between cargo shorts and swim trunks for outdoorsy activities, and I'm always surprised by how much is visible.

I've never noticed anything visible when I look in the mirror before heading out.

my ex gf used to always comment about being able to see the head of my dick when I wore ordinary champion gym shorts. that was all well and good, until I experienced some swelling at seeing her nice butt in HER smaller, tighter champion shorts and was aware that if she could see it normally...

It my not be visible to you but it sure is visible to us female (and some male) freaks out there looking. Even in loose pants I can see things, and it can really get the juices going if you know what I mean.

Well, wow. This is all so sudden, I don't know what to say!

Say you'll wear some nice pleated pants to show it off better!

I was told by a tailor that I should always wear pleated pants because my legs are too muscular for flat-front trousers in my size.

It's a good thing I like the look of pleated better. Right?

OMG what is wrong with me, why does the thought of all these men in pleated pants make me hot.

Pleated pants is to cock as low cut blouse is to breasts.

Really? I've always been told to stay away from pleats because they make guys look fatter than they really are.

Did you forget guys are allowed to look fat?

Anyway my brother is a heavy guy and looks much skinnier and nicer in a well fitted pair of pleats than anything else.

But you also have to do what feels right, let's face it not all girls like low cut shirts either.

Pleats will always be open for debate. I think they look classic, but you'll need to be sure to find what suits you best.

If I wear flat fronts, they get too tight around my thighs. The pleats give me extra room that I need. They now have single pleats which don't look at "pleaty" as double pleats, which have been the standard.

I didn't know I've had "man cleavage." Are you serious? Pleats are man-cleavage?

If I remember, I am definitely going to post a picture of my ass tomorrow.
It depends. Pleats look good up on the natural waist (near the hips,) but not lower than an inch below the navel, at which point it becomes too much material for anyone. I'm heavy, but I look good in a suit with pleated pants worn high, but not senior citizen high (check my profile pic for the illustration.)

:lol:

Ok, I wear those or similar shorts ALL THE TIME.

A few weeks ago, my SO and I went to Hershey Park together. Sure enough, I had forgotten a bathing suit and only had some white board shorts, so I wore them with a set of boxers underneath to the boardwalk area.

Sure enough, I forgot to bring spare undies to the park with me.

So I had no choice but to free ball it all day in those Columbia shorts, and I was MORTIFIED. Those things left absolutely nothing to the imagination. All day, I found myself trying to cross my legs while leaning on railings to minimize whatever was peeking through while waiting for rides. Of course, my SO happens to have an amazing body and I could see her swimsuit through her outfit all day, so I was trying to hide a half chub to boot. The entire day was a total nightmare.

Personally, I hate pleats. They add too much poof to the front of the pants; all I can see is fabric and nothing more. I prefer flat-fronts. I make my guy return any pants he's given with pleats and swap them for flat-fronts.

I guess this means you can't handle me.... :)

Have you even seen the single pleats? Their rather understated for pleats, which are normally doubled each side.

But as was said here, it really does matter who's wearing them. You never know, maybe you'd not like the look of my legs in flat fronts as much because of my shape. You'd have to see a comparison.

I don't care what kind of pants a man wears as long as they aren't too short.

:lol:

I don't know that "man-cleavege" is the term I would use, but you know how when a woman wears a low cut shirt you can't help but look? Pleated pants are the same way, when I see a man in pleats I can't help but look, and stare, and long to touch to taste to have. But I am a freak so it could just be me. :)

I never wear pleated pants casually. Only if it's a special occasion and we're going someplace. I like my jeans and cotton just fine.

Ditto.

Pleats have their place.

i prefer "man-toe" to moose knuckle, as in the male version of camel-toe.

one time i won some tickets to go snowboarding and took a buddy who'd never been. he brought his dad's old ski outfit from the 70's. it was purple nylon, had bell-bottoms, and about 2 sizes too small in the crotch. to make it worse, my friend is noticeably well-hung even if you're not trying to notice.

needless to say, he was rockin the man-toe that day.

So, did he get lucky? Or, to make this even more uncomfortable, did his dad get lucky with this outfit? And did that result in him? So, was he wearing the very outfit that caused him to exist?

I must say that I am not a crotch-checker-outter (after the face, I usually notice arms/biceps next), but our recent experience on the nude beach in Spain made it difficult for me to avert my eyes from the bare naked crotches all around me. I think I prefer clothing on those crotches, over all, if they're going to be meeting me at eye level (other than my husband, whose dick looks good in any circumstance) :love: but again, I pretty much try to avoid looking down there on most men in general.

Pleats? Come on, really? Doesn't do it for me. The single-pleat is a bit better.

It's all about properly-fitting flat-front pants. Yum. First time I saw them on dress pants, I was in heaven. But you have to be youngish and in good form to pull them off.

As for the OP, I don't frequently check out a guy's crotch. More of a fun of hands, eyes, and bum. If any of those are visible, I'll look there first.

I don't really look at guys in general, but I can't help staring at my guy's crotch. Maybe because I know what fun is pressing against that material, sometimes I catch myself almost salivating. Whoa Baby! I love my man's crotch. :thumbsup:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g2...MAGE_00036.jpg

Oh wow, my SO has a pair of black single-pleat pants he wears to work sometimes. He hasn't figured out yet that when he wears them I go mad because woooooow. I don't know what it is about them but you can see just the faintest shape and they cling to his butt rather nicely as well. ;) I agree with Milkyway, pleated pants are hot!

What I'm getting here is that I need to take pictures in each pair of pants I own and ask the TFP women how they make my dick and my ass look, and find more or those pants.

I think I should do the same.

I'm sure we'd be happy to voice our opinions on your pants. :p

OK, when my room is clean enough that the mess won't distract from my pants, I'll start taking pictures.

Pleated trousers
 

I think pleated trousers are really sexy on men, they are just really masculine and draw your eye to their crotch. It's like they need that extra fabric there to accommodate their large penis.

Yes, I always check out BOTH the crotch AND the ass. And I do it so that he never saw me looking! (Years of practice!).

Also love to look at their hands for size ;)

Shit, three years and my room still isn't clean.

Always.
Both.
Whichever I see first. :lol:

But them knowing is the best part! I have been known on occasion to turn around and watch someone walk away, just to get another look at a good ass.

...are we still going to post our pants on here for the ladies approval? Since I am 50 now and single, and have no sense of style I can use the help. And yes...I have many pairs of pleated pants, and after a 60 lb weight loss they fit much better!

I'm as heterosexual as they come, but I gotta admit- if David Bowie showed up on my doorstep dressed like that, I'd probably try to have sex with him.


(in a non-gay way, of course.)


*puts on plaid shirt, goes outside and chops firewood*


;)

We can see if you shook the old fella after peeing of course. You do know there are peni pads if you cant shake - its not the end of the world.

I did used to like the look of a man with a nice bottom - but I always look them in the eyes when talking to them. Teeth are important - who would want to put anything in a mouth with rotten stubs of teeth.
Old woman once regaled to me with horror the tale of how she had been waiting in the local newsagents, and a man walked in with cycling shorts on - she said 'and his willy was on the counter'.
Oh yeah, travelling on a ferry to Hook of Holland, I noticed the crotch of a man in the next sleeper - because he had drunkenly peed his pants in the night.
I have only ever seen moose knuckle refering to a certain type of larger lady - as they wear 'budgie smugglers', surely you are looking at their budgerigar?