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noahfor 04-30-2008 10:53 PM

vagina doesn't smell
 
A couple years ago my girlfriend's vagina stopped smelling. Possible causes are the nuva ring and yeast infection, but it certainly could have been something else. It has absolutely no scent. I miss it. Does anyone have any idea how to get it back?

inBOIL 04-30-2008 11:39 PM

Tell her to cut back on the bathing. Have her exercise for an hour or so before you get all up in that.

noahfor 05-01-2008 12:00 AM

That's a reasonable solution, but it doesn't work. She's a pretty lax bather, and she lifts weights.

LoganSnake 05-01-2008 12:17 AM

You could spray some of this between her legs.

http://www.smellmeand.com/index_2.html

Link is NSFW.

dlish 05-01-2008 12:44 AM

id rather no smell rather than a foul smell..

if it aint broke...

space209 05-01-2008 12:53 AM

I think everyone is different when it comes to smell.Some people have more of a smell than other people.I know people who masterbate have a weak smell,medium small,strong smell so on.

Some people find the smell a turn on and other people do not.

jewels 05-01-2008 03:27 AM

Has her diet changed? Or perhaps you've become accustomed to her scent?

lotsofmagnets 05-01-2008 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoganSnake
You could spray some of this between her legs.

http://www.smellmeand.com/index_2.html

Link is NSFW.

found it quite strange that the site has a gallery. surprise surprise it has pretty much nothing to do with the scent....

Charlatan 05-01-2008 03:52 AM

I agree with dlish... if it ain't broke don't fix it.

noahfor 05-01-2008 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels
Has her diet changed? Or perhaps you've become accustomed to her scent?

No diet change. I doubt I've become accustomed to it. It was pretty strong especially when she was aroused. I could smell it even when I wasn't near it. Now, there's nothing. I was wondering if ayone knew of some sort of microbial culture that is used to restore the balance, like activa yoghurt for the vagina.

Sure, I'd rather no smell than a bad smell, but I'd rather a good smell than none at all.

Daniel_ 05-01-2008 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlish
id rather no smell rather than a foul smell..

if it aint broke...

We have a winner. :thumbsup:

lotsofmagnets 05-01-2008 10:47 AM

how would you know how to find it in the dark?

opentocomments 05-01-2008 11:06 AM

try having her eat asparagus it works for making my cum and urine smell (i wouldn't call it 100% plesant but definitely an oder)

hunnychile 05-01-2008 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noahfor
A couple years ago my girlfriend's vagina stopped smelling. Possible causes are the nuva ring and yeast infection, but it certainly could have been something else. It has absolutely no scent. I miss it. Does anyone have any idea how to get it back?


And you're not HAPPY about THIS??? /scratches head and just walks away....

ASU2003 05-01-2008 04:03 PM

I would want there to be a smell, so I understand your complaint. But I don't have any advice.

Ilow 05-01-2008 05:31 PM

Millions of girls out there are hopelessly insecure about the smell of their pussy, and you want more. I love the world, it is endlessly fascinating to me.

Tully Mars 05-01-2008 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
I agree with dlish... if it ain't broke don't fix it.

Thirded... is that a word? Spell check seems to think so.

Martian 05-01-2008 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tully Mars
Thirded... is that a word? Spell check seems to think so.

Your spell check is broken. Thirded is not a word (although it should be).

And really, who decides what is and is not a word anyway? I could decide that hurmymle is a word; all I'd need is a definition and bam! word.

All of this is just a digression, and exists solely because I think this may be one of the strangest topics I've ever seen and have no idea how to reply to it.

Willravel 05-01-2008 06:51 PM

You have no idea how happy I am to get to use this image:
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...ravel/Tuna.jpg

ASU2003 05-01-2008 06:54 PM

Too funny :)

inBOIL 05-01-2008 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noahfor
activa yoghurt for the vagina.

Is this anything like chicken soup for the soul?

noahfor 05-01-2008 09:49 PM

I don't know. I've never read it. But, I was doing some research, and it turns out that the bacteria that makes a vagina smell good is, infact, the same bacteria found in yoghurt. Isn't that funny. I didn't know when I wrote that.

LoganSnake 05-02-2008 05:33 AM

I don't think there is such a concept as a good smelling vagina. There's a smelling vagina and there is a smell you get used to enough so that it doesn't bother you, but I don't think I've actively sniffed any for personal pleasure. To each his own, I guess.

Try asking a doctor.

Xerxys 05-02-2008 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willravel
You have no idea how happy I am to get to use this image:
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...ravel/Tuna.jpg

Ok, Will, you got me there,

So, it doesn't smell huh, and you find something wrong with that?? I've come across some really terrible smells I had to get her in the shower!!!! It totally turns things off, Your having a great time, then you cant get to eat in peace!! :mad:

Tophat665 05-02-2008 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by inBOIL
Is this anything like chicken soup for the soul?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy shit. I've been laughing for like a solid two minutes.

I'm put in mind of George Carlin's Icebox Man schtick:
Quote:

Is this good?
I don't know. What is it?
I've never seen anything like it before in my life. It looks like... meat cake.
Well smell it.
*Sniff* *Sniffffffff* *Ah* It has no smell whatsoever.
Put it back. It's good. Somebody's saving it for something. It'll turn up in something.
That's what frightens me.....
Now, on the serious side, I understand how this could be distressing. When things are going well, a woman should smell more like the ocean than the inhabitants thereof, and it would be briefly distressing to not have any olfactory feedback whatsoever. When things are not going well however, the stench can be considerable, so count your blessings.

robot_parade 05-02-2008 03:59 PM

Quote:

A couple years ago my girlfriend's vagina stopped smelling.
It stopped smelling? Silly, that's what noses are for!

Acetylene 05-02-2008 05:27 PM

In the Phillipines they use a probiotic wash that contains Lactobacillus (like in yogurt) in order to maintain healthy balance of organisms and prevent yeast infections and UTIs. I wasn't able to find it on a quick google search and don't have time to look much further but I've seen the bottle, it's while and hourglass-shaped with pink text, very unassuming-looking.

EDIT: I think this might be it:
http://www.lactacyd.co.uk/c.htm

StellaLuna 05-02-2008 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoganSnake
I don't think there is such a concept as a good smelling vagina.

Totally not true. Yay pheromones.

And have her try probiotic beads. It's the same stuff as in the yogurt, no refrigeration, and should work just as well.

Tophat665 05-02-2008 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by inBOIL
Is this anything like chicken soup for the soul?

Chicken soup for the vagina - with unleavend Ben Wah matzoh balls

noahfor 05-02-2008 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StellaLuna
Totally not true. Yay pheromones.

And have her try probiotic beads. It's the same stuff as in the yogurt, no refrigeration, and should work just as well.

Where would I be able to find them?

Also, thanks to the person who linked to that wash.

Also, a good smelling vagina smells a little like BO and nothing like fish. I also like my girlfriends BO.

james t kirk 05-03-2008 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlish
id rather no smell rather than a foul smell..

if it aint broke...

My thoughts exactly.

I don't see the problem.

Tophat665 05-03-2008 06:48 AM

Seriously, a clean and healthy vagina has a really pleasant smell - salty, meaty, musky, and chock full of pheremones.

snowy 05-03-2008 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noahfor
Where would I be able to find them?

Also, thanks to the person who linked to that wash.

Also, a good smelling vagina smells a little like BO and nothing like fish. I also like my girlfriends BO.

Any store that specializes in selling vitamins and nutritional supplements will also sell various forms of probiotics; they're also available at health food stores. There are a couple of choices--probiotics that require refrigeration and those that don't. If you live in the Western U.S., they're in the nutrition section at Fred Meyers with the refrigerated stuff or on the shelf with the nutritional supplements.

StellaLuna 05-03-2008 11:14 AM

You can also check drugstore.com and look for the supplements there. Natrol is my favorite brand.


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