i want a Bigger load
 

how the fuck can you drop a bomb...you know...lace the face with a fucking jizz bomb..

i wanna blow a fatty load...but how?

how do you make it bigger...?

is it possble?

help

1) Drink lots of water.

2) Don't "blow any loads" for a few days ... try a week or so without and you'll see a HUGE change.

hehe it´s amazing how much insight a post can give one into a person´s day-to-day activities, as picked up by van´s 2nd point.

fap less, fappy.

Be careful.

I once didn't have sex for 3 months trying to do just this and the woman drowned.

Water, pineapple juice.

I find that the more buildup there is, the more that comes out. If you go for a good 2-3 hours of consistent arousal, the following explosion is not only plentiful, but quite strong.

Well, I guess I'll be the crash test dummy, seeing how I'm gonna be away from the wife for 4+ months. THAT should be an interesting, uh, homecoming.

Yeah.. long buildup = lack of leg support as you keep going for a good 10+ roper :p


I don't know whether you're doing this out of interest or to try be a new Peter North and impress the ladies.
If it's the latter, I'm not convinced it will have the desired effect.. unless you find a rare girl who absolutely loves the taste of it, although I can't imagine such a person exists who loves it so much they want you to produce more, pornstars exempt.

Technique wise, then if you have a gf, I found(to my shock and awe) when I was younger and turned on easily/constantly, getting with my girlfriend at the time for hours on end created a unfathomable load size.. buckets were needed ;).

I'm talking 4-5 hours of kissing and grinding, though, as she gave nothing else up :|

Basically; Blue Balls = massive load.

However I'd shy away of this technique due to the longing and painful sensation in the testicles..
Perhaps just a long session would work. :thumbsup: I'm not into the 2-3hours realm though unfortunately :sad:

lollooolllll

dude, seriously. epic

The text of the OP is fucking worthless. If that type of language doesn't scream 14 year old boy to you, I don't know what does.

You are, of course, aware that real life bears little semlance to that which is portrayed in your average low budget porno.


Right?

I'm sorry, I didn't realize you had to write at college level to post here.

BOR - cool! Good to see you again, dude!


You know, I actually said the exact same thing about one of your first posts. :)

To the OP - keep your hand off snakey for a while there, skippy, and see what happens when some poor, unsuspecting pharmacist's daughter with the instincts of a wounded animal has her eyes dotted by the likes of you. Personally, I've found that sorority girls HATE getting cum in their hair.

No, just at the level of an 18 year old. Not that being 18 means you can write at the same level.

oh geez, lay off the guy and answer the fooking question.

Hey! Shut up! I know this one! I had the unpleasant opportunity to hear that my delivery was on the smallish side recently. I was very fertile, but had little to contribute to society. So I thought about nuns and dog poo for about a month, and BINGO! My wife got preggers. I highy recomend this process, especially if you have to clean up dog poo.

Hey, congrats, Poppinjay! That's great news!

The next time your wife feels the need to procreate with you, may I suggest that you go here before you touch her? It might be up your alley.

You are a bad man! I will warn my sigil about you.

Ummmm, duh?

not sure where this post went, but if you want bigger loads get the following:

drink LOTS of water, 1 - 2 gallons per day.

and the following supplements:
L-arginine
zinc
yohimbe
maca
horny goat weed

there are products out there which have these combined designed specifically for libido and increased load size. there are many supplement stores such as vitamin house or online shops like bodybuilding.com that sell these.


finding these products on their own and taking as suggested on the bottle has done the trick for me and a lot cheaper than the pre-made products. You'll also get much harder erections which will also be improved by practicising a basic excercise called kegels where you squeeze your muscles down below like you're stopping the flow of urine over and over again throughout the day whenever there's a chance to do it. Women do it and it works for men as well.


good luck! watch out for the mess!

I think we have a winner. I'd add:

L-CARNITINE
L-LYSINE
Magnesium
Vit's C&E

And along with increasing water intake I'd avoid alcohol esp. during or prior to sex. A drink or two is fine. Slamming them back for hours at the bar then going home and thinking you're going to be slamming her for hours may not work as well as you think. This is esp. true for those over, say, 35yrs. Though I've known guys who've talked about getting "whiskey dick" at a much younger age.

Why is a "fatty load" important? Does the amount of semen you put out really that important? Unless you're in porn or looking to procreate, I just don't see it.

I know this OP was just a hit-and-run, but here's to hoping..

People drink during sex?

I mean, we've all heard the legends about beer and a blowjob, but by God, I didn't think they were true...

Well, Jinn, my friend, some people get real turned on by the idea of shooting loads of cum. There are a lot of reasons for this. Erotic literature frequently draws a link to the amount of cum and the "size" of the orgasm. Erotic art frequently exaggerates the size of the load being expelled from the penis as hypersexual emphasis. Cum itself can be a turn-on, and the more, the better. When viewing cumshots, it is often the most explosive ones that are effective in the arousal of the viewer. There is nothing wrong with wanting to inch closer to your fantasy.

I hope I have answered your question.

There are times when I can buildup, orgasm, but not shoot, and if I can do that 4-5 times at once, when I do shoot, it's spectacular. Usually I can only pull this off when I'm pleasuring myself.

I enjoy shooting huge loads on my womans back after having her bent over, its like a nice mental picture to last me after the orgasm fades.

And as everyone else said, take your vitamins, drink lots of water, and stop whacking off so much.

It is a fun picture, but for some reason, I find the distance more fun than the quantity. Back of the head, now you're doing something! (as an aside, most ladies do not dig the "something about Mary", but you will find out quickly, I guess).

I have never heard a complaint about the volume of semen I produce but knowing that I bust a big nut is a turn-on for myself and my current and previous girlfriends.

Maybe its a virility thing? i don't know, but you probably don't think about it yourself, but what would be more pleasant to see at the end of all that hard work, 2 drops coming out or a fountain splattering half the room?

I've been known down a shot or two in between... err, "shots." Of course if your version of sex is one shot per night this may not apply.

So, perhaps you can enlighten us. From a ladies perspective does the amount of the "load" matter to you? I mean as long as it isn't in your hair.

If anything, I'd prefer LESS, but maybe that's just me. I'm still kind of a beginner when it comes to BJ's and I haven't gotten over that initial hang-up about getting semen in my mouth when I know there's gonna be a lot of it (in the b/f's case, there is--or what *I* would consider a lot, anyway).

to know trance is to know sex.

Not anymore. Was a time, however, when I attributed the quantity towards my prowess, or lack thereof, depending upon the situation.

It took me one amazing partner to help teach me the truth and get me past those sexual insecurities. So, no. Not anymore. It's all good. :suave:

A quick aside, while you're asking for the ladies' opinions. Abstinence does not always directly affect the "load amount". My latest partner and I engaged in frequent sex for about two years. On some occasions there were lesser amounts, some days there was more. And even those multiorgasmic times didn't necessarily start big and get sequentially smaller. ;)

In my hair? Anywhere, baby. As long as it's not after I've washed my hair for work. :orly: We're going to be in the shower doing it again anyway. :D

I think the best way for me to have bigger loads is to use a tantric method. This works particularly well with masturbation and equally well but much harder to control with intercourse. I call it riding the wave. What I try to do is build up until i feel that sensation of orgasm starting to fill my body and then just stop what i'm doing and fight the wave back down from pushing me over the top into orgasm. repeat as many times as you like and when you finally do let the tide wash over you and you have an orgasm it will be much more powerful and a much larger load.

Yes, please always aim right for the face....:)

I agree with this. I find that if I hold off on my orgasm (when I'm having intercourse) time and time again, until a wicked case of blue balls sets in, when I do shoot, it's quite rewarding if you know what i mean.

If you want the full porn-style experience, don't warn her when you're about to blow your load. Wait until about one second before, pull out, shout, "THE JUICE IS LOOSE!" and hose her down.
I was thinking more along the lines of Ali G.
If you need magnesium supplements, take chelated magnesium. Any magnesium salts will just give you the shits.

lol awesome!


Just watch out for her eyes, oh and her hair from what I've read so far.

Sure sounds like some serious guidelines. yeah, luckily i'm with a girl that likes to get it all over, no specific rules. Might as well just ejaculate into a sample container and hand it over so you don't get in any trouble.:rolleyes:

you´ve never heard of a bukkake contact lens?

I was surfing around a while back and found a site where this German lady was taking loads to the face. That's where it started anyway. Pretty soon she's eating it, ok. Drinking it out of a glass, alright. Drinking it through a straw, umm oookk. Snorting it through a straw, ok...that's little out there. Then she starts telling the guy to shoot it in her eye as she held it open, alrighty then. He did and she started to almost yelp "Oh,oh it burns, it burns!" Really? And you were expecting what exactly?

Started out like watching porn. Ended up like watching a train wreck and I just couldn't stop watching.