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whatever1 02-17-2008 02:12 PM

Ok, we talked facials, how about creampie?
 
So, we know where everyone stands on facials, what is everyones opinion on licking the plate after you are done?

allaboutmusic 02-17-2008 02:18 PM

It's not acceptable decorum in most restaurants that I've been to. In some diners people are known to wipe the grease off the plate with a piece of bread. Generally however, you cross your cutlery when you're done and let your plate be taken away to be washed.

blahblah454 02-17-2008 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by allaboutmusic
It's not acceptable decorum in most restaurants that I've been to. In some diners people are known to wipe the grease off the plate with a piece of bread. Generally however, you cross your cutlery when you're done and let your plate be taken away to be washed.


You are my hero

whatever1 02-17-2008 03:12 PM

:grumpy:

ngdawg 02-17-2008 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by whatever1
:grumpy:

Aw, you gotta admit, that was damn funny :lol:

pig 02-17-2008 03:46 PM

i don't even know what a 'creampie' is...but i don't think i like it. if my imagination is correct, and it's essentially snowballing between me and my lady-friend's personals...well then, i'd have to say i'm pretty much not in favor.

now that i looked it up, it's just laying your seed inside the vagina instead of outside. so i guess i'm a fan. i'm just not licking that shit up after i'm done. it's like jacking off into your own mouth, without the wonderful aroma of sweet fresh-fucked poontang to add to the mix. not my bag, but happy lapping for those of you that are so inclined.

abaya 02-17-2008 03:46 PM

Actually, whatever1, what's missing from your OP is your own take on the question. Usually the norm around here is to answer your own question when you start a thread... so if you do that, more people might feel like answering.

Myself?... well, as the woman, it certainly doesn't bother me. Extra tongue-time south of the border is always a good thing.

whatever1 02-17-2008 03:52 PM

I will answer and also clarify. I like it, the wife does not. When it is done, in her mind, IT IS DONE.

I would love to go 3 or 4 times, not her though. Now, on the rare occasion that I do get the thrill of licking her, it is usually around the clit and more of the upper 1/3 of her vagina.

I LOVE the smell of her after sex. Her phermones are incredible. She smells and tastes wonderful. Like now, she is running on the treadmill and her (body and pussy) smell incredible when she is all sweaty. She of course, is super self conscious about it and has no concept of how much her fragrance turns me on.

So yes, I will lick her front, back, clean, sweaty, before or after sex.

Shaindra 02-17-2008 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by whatever1
I will answer and also clarify. I like it, the wife does not. When it is done, in her mind, IT IS DONE.

I would love to go 3 or 4 times, not her though. Now, on the rare occasion that I do get the thrill of licking her, it is usually around the clit and more of the upper 1/3 of her vagina.

I LOVE the smell of her after sex. Her phermones are incredible. She smells and tastes wonderful. Like now, she is running on the treadmill and her (body and pussy) smell incredible when she is all sweaty. She of course, is super self conscious about it and has no concept of how much her fragrance turns me on.

So yes, I will lick her front, back, clean, sweaty, before or after sex.

Just reading that made me want to hit the treadmill.

Bear Cub 02-17-2008 04:08 PM

No thanks. I'd rather as little of it end up back on me after the fact. That's the whole point of blasting her with the facial in the first place.

whatever1 02-17-2008 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ChassisWelder
No thanks. I'd rather as little of it end up back on me after the fact. That's the whole point of blasting her with the facial in the first place.


Welder, where in PA?

I hope you never meet a women that says tit for tat!!!

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Originally Posted by Shaindra
Just reading that made me want to hit the treadmill.

Next time I am in MA, you can do a few miles, and I will take a few laps

mixedmedia 02-17-2008 04:21 PM

I dunno. I'm sure we've done this before. Never knew it had a name. It's never seemed like a big deal to me. *shrug*

Seaver 02-17-2008 04:22 PM

I thought creampie was when you cum inside her, never heard of it being eaten out of her afterwards.

Cumming inside a girl = absofuckinglutely
Eating it afterwards = not my bag baby

snowy 02-17-2008 04:57 PM

Yeah, I generally don't like to have cum in me...we always use condoms. So I would have to say no to the creampie.

doncalypso 02-17-2008 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Seaver
I thought creampie was when you cum inside her, never heard of it being eaten out of her afterwards.

Cumming inside a girl = absofuckinglutely
Eating it afterwards = not my bag baby

Co-sign.

Bear Cub 02-17-2008 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by whatever1
Welder, where in PA?

I hope you never meet a women that says tit for tat!!!



Next time I am in MA, you can do a few miles, and I will take a few laps


Williamsport area for a few more months.

I won't do tit for tat, but I will take tits and tats.

Infinite_Loser 02-17-2008 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by pig
i don't even know what a 'creampie' is...but i don't think i like it.

*Shakes head in shame*

Manic_Skafe 02-17-2008 09:39 PM

Some things are better in porn than they are in real life.

Willravel 02-17-2008 09:53 PM

I'll eat her, but I don't want my own leftovers.

Wyodiver33 02-19-2008 09:42 PM

Whitewings = going down on your girl after you came in her. Pinkwings, going down on her after you came in her while she is on her period. Redwings, just going down while she is bleeding. 2 cents worth.

Daniel_ 02-19-2008 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Wyodiver33
Whitewings = going down on your girl after you came in her. Pinkwings, going down on her after you came in her while she is on her period. Redwings, just going down while she is bleeding. 2 cents worth.

You didn't mention "Brown Wings"... :orly:

allaboutmusic 02-20-2008 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ngdawg
Aw, you gotta admit, that was damn funny :lol:

I thank you. ;)

Bees 02-20-2008 08:36 AM

Is it okay to have skipped pink wings?

Wyodiver33 02-21-2008 01:42 PM

I have my brown wings. Just didn't want to bring that up.

whatever1 02-21-2008 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Wyodiver33
I have my brown wings. Just didn't want to bring that up.


I am SOOOOOO afraid to ask.

I have certainly licked my wifes ass on more than one occassion, but it was always void of fecal matter!

Plan9 02-21-2008 02:45 PM

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shaman 02-21-2008 03:53 PM

To paraphrase Al Steiner, "I'm in favor of anything that gets me invited back to the party."

If you're lady doesn't have a problem going down on you after you've been inside her, don't bitch about bein asked to lick the bowl after you've made the batter.

Wyodiver33 02-27-2008 07:54 PM

I just don't care. Anything my woman wants, she gets.

PayUp 02-27-2008 10:17 PM

I've seen my cum dripping out of my wifes pussy many times, but NEVER had the urge to go for a taste test

Wyodiver33 02-28-2008 02:27 AM

Some women get off like that. If my woman wants that, fine.

mandy 03-03-2008 01:11 AM

i think it would be kinda gross, but then again so is snowballing. well, thats just me. but yeah...i laughed so loud at the content of this thread...allaboutmusic, hahahahahahahahahaha, that started my monday off really well.

Anyways, i dont think that i'd be ok with healer going down there right after he's cum inside me...i dont think we've ever spoken about this before and i doubt he'd have a problem with it, but i most definately would.

Paladin 03-04-2009 11:11 PM

This is one of those things that have to be decided at that moment. I do not have an aversion to doing it if the partner is willing

fro2020 03-05-2009 12:44 AM

if she's gonna take my load - be it straight in her mouth, off her chest or any other method - shouldn't i be willing to do the same? good for the goose and all.

besides - if she'll taste herself off me, what's the difference?

Hyacinthe 03-05-2009 02:15 AM

To be honest I would have a problem with it - simply cause the SO only stops after I have orgasmed and I an generally so sensitive afterwards that it could be a little painful.

ATM like snowy it's not an issue with us as condoms are part of our multiple contrceptive methods, neither of us are in a place financially, mentally or emotionally to have a kid right now.

murp0434 03-06-2009 04:29 PM

I'm down for whatever...but I wouldn't do it on my own (the licking it up after part). I always use a condom anyway or pull out so idk when it would be an issue

lobotyme 03-10-2009 09:10 AM

Like others have said, I haven't had the urge to do that. However, if my wife were to surprise me with it I'm sure I'd just roll with it. In fact I can't think of anything within reason that I wouldn't do for/to her if she were to present it.

Shaindra 03-10-2009 10:11 AM

Not sure what the big aversion is. If it's good enough for me....

wayneferrell479 03-12-2009 10:49 PM

...the flesh is defintely willing. its really up to the partner however.

LoganSnake 03-13-2009 04:24 AM

As long as I'm turned on, I'll agree to do pretty much anything. As soon as I'm done, I'm back to my normal self and will stay far away from my own jizz or anything else kinky that we've been doing that doesn't normally turn me on.

jimmy1s269 03-13-2009 04:21 PM

i'm real similar to you logan. when i am all horny i want to do it all. as soon as i am done, if we are doing something out there, i am like, woah, why did we do that.

anal for instance. i want to nail my wife in the backdoor 99% of the time. the only time i dont.... right after i do. its a weird mental thing. 5 minutes after, i am ready to nail her again. so strange.

i would probably be totally turned on if she were to lay still long enough for the cream to run back out, and maybe if she played with it that would be cool. but i dont think i would want to lick it out. though if i had to as part of a deal for her to do something in particular with me, i probably would.

Anxst 03-13-2009 05:24 PM

The idea doesn't excite me by itself, but I've done it plenty of times and don't mind it in the least. If she wants some more licking so we can go again, I'm all for it.

Strange Famous 03-14-2009 03:54 PM

Never heard of this term, but it sounds like an absolutely revolting idea.

There's nothing wrong with, you know, oral sex or whatever - but this is something else entirely.

braisler 03-14-2009 05:48 PM

I'm a guy. I'm perfectly willing to head south before, during, or after sex. I'm not diving down for my own offerings, but if it is what she wants, or in the heat of passion, yeah, that's fine by me.

I honestly don't get guys who are like, 'Hell no, keep that stuff away from me!' but in the same breath are saying how they love it when a woman swallows for them. Hey, if it is good enough for her to take in her mouth and she should come up smiling, then don't turn away when it is your turn.

cdwonderful 03-14-2009 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Strange Famous (Post 2608782)
Never heard of this term, but it sounds like an absolutely revolting idea.

There's nothing wrong with, you know, oral sex or whatever - but this is something else entirely.

a bit provincial perhaps?

but it is something else entirely. Revolting however is more than a bit strong especially not having experienced it....

jimmy1s269 03-15-2009 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by braisler (Post 2608825)
I honestly don't get guys who are like, 'Hell no, keep that stuff away from me!' but in the same breath are saying how they love it when a woman swallows for them. Hey, if it is good enough for her to take in her mouth and she should come up smiling, then don't turn away when it is your turn.

i was a lot like that as a teenager. the first time i got a blow job from my girlfriend, i wouldn't kiss her afterward. she swallowed and everything. didn't take me long to realize how much of a jerk that made me. i made sure to kiss her thoroughly the next time she did it.

Strange Famous 03-15-2009 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by cdwonderful (Post 2608826)
a bit provincial perhaps?

but it is something else entirely. Revolting however is more than a bit strong especially not having experienced it....


I've never experienced cutting one of my own fingers off either and I know I dont want to do that too.

Shaindra 03-15-2009 09:12 AM

All I can say is...to you guys who are more than willing to go there after you've been there...Alleluia and Amen! The best part? It means that the session isn't over and there is more fun to be had by all. I do so enjoy when sex does not have a logical end.

cdwonderful 03-15-2009 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Strange Famous (Post 2608976)
I've never experienced cutting one of my own fingers off either and I know I dont want to do that too.

or jumping off a cliff, slicing ones nose into 5 parts or a dynamite enema.....
again, not in the same classification, not by a long shot...
(for further information see fallacy in logic 101)
:no:

Strange Famous 03-15-2009 04:30 PM

You know, I really dont know where this fetish activity would even come from. Mostly likely it exists only in porno movies.

I am not saying that oral sex if bad, and obviously there are bodily fluids involved, which is fair enough... but we are talking about a guy purposely guzzling his own semen... I find it very hard to believe that there are any women out there who dont find that revolting, as any man would. You know, even homosexuals do not exchange bodily fluids in this way, even though they are sexually attracted to men in general.

As for the analogy... I would say it is close.

if you asked me would I rather drink a glass of my own cum or cut my own finger off, the answer would depend on whether the finger could be sewn back on again afterwards and be useable.

cdwonderful 03-15-2009 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Strange Famous (Post 2609139)
You know, I really dont know where this fetish activity would even come from. Mostly likely it exists only in porno movies.

there are more things in heaven and hell than are dreampt of in your philosophy.....
Hamlet


or perhaps it is only a california thing.

ash_1050 03-16-2009 01:50 AM

I can't say the thought of taking my own cum back after giving it appeals to me, as Strange Famous said just because we are attracted to the opposite sex dosen't mean we are attracted to various activities we can do with them. Ill pass for now but hey who knows what I might like in 10 years time

duskytip 03-21-2009 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaindra (Post 2608979)
All I can say is...to you guys who are more than willing to go there after you've been there...Alleluia and Amen! The best part? It means that the session isn't over and there is more fun to be had by all. I do so enjoy when sex does not have a logical end.

Hallllaaalllullaaaaa! There is more fun to be had by all!!!!

Nothing is finer then giving and then taking. Knowing that what you are doing is still sharing and finding deeper ways to become closer.

I get it!


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