YOU HAVE TO READ THIS: BEFORE ASKING HOW TO ASK SOMEONE OUT!!!!!

[World's King]

WHEN I SAY READ THIS NOW... I MEAN IT


READ THIS... and love it


Okay...

Tilted Sexuality was started so we had a place to discuss the aspects of everyday sexuality that we deal with. Shit like anal sex and shaving your ass. But in the past few months it’s become the place to go and bitch about not being able to get laid. I understand that not everyone here has the most confidence when it comes to the outside world. Spending most of your time in front of a computer can do that to a person. Well, I want to help. This needs to be the place that it was before. If you have a question about how to get a girl/boy to notice you or what your girlfriend actually meant when she said she didn’t love you anymore then your best bet is to put it in your journal. People do read those damn things. Because really… the only answer you’re gonna get here is what I’m about to get into.


Honesty.

We've all been in this situation before. You meet a girl/boy you like. You don't know how to tell them or what to do. Well, guess what. It's easy. Just tell them the truth. That's all. Walk your stupid ass right up and be honest. There is no shame in trying. If the person rejects you… at least you have the satisfaction of knowing you gave it your best shot.

I know that is all a lot easier said than done.

The most important part of life and the relationships you have is honesty. There is no better way to impress someone then by telling them the fuckin’ truth. Your husband not fuckin’ you the right way anymore? Tell him. Your girlfriend stopped shaving her pussy? Tell her. The girl you work with at Starbucks is always touching you and you want to know why? Ask her. Yes, it may throw a few people off when you come right out and are honest but it’s the only way to get a real answer. If you beat around the bush and play childhood games you’re never gonna get anywhere. It’s not as easy as it used to be. You can’t just hit a girl to let her know you like her. You get thrown in jail for that shit as an adult. I’ve tried.

Do I fallow my own advice? Fuck no. That would make too much sense. But I do try. When my girl and I get into a fight I try to be as honest and as calm as possible. It works. She has a tendency to overreact with everything. And if I stay calm, think clearly, and be honest then no matter what, everything gets settled. I’m not saying I always win, I’m just saying that it’s the only way to get your point across in a legitimate manner. Everyone is understood and the anger stops. I don’t have to run to the TFP and ask why pinching my girlfriend's ass in church made her mad. Things can be worked out with a simple conversation. Talk to each other. You like the person for a reason. Express that.

Now, for all you broken-hearted-lovers out there. You wanna get some ass? Ask for it. No pick up lines. No witty banter. No reasons to over do it and over think. Humans, for the most part, are simple creatures. We like to eat, sleep and fuck. Play to that. If you don’t know this person just walk up and introduce yourself. Don’t try to be funny and for the love of fuckin’ God… don’t use a pick up line. All you have to do is say hi and your name. You’d be surprised how little people actually talk to each other in public anymore. If you can get up the balls to do that you’re leaps and bounds ahead of the rest. If you’re in a bar don’t offer to buy her/him a drink. That’s cheesy. Get into a conversation first then offer. You don’t wanna come off as needy but you don’t want to be stand-offish. It’s possible. For the most part humans are in the middle of needy and asshole when their being themselves. So, even though you’ve heard it a million times and it’s always from someone that has everything (me) just be your fuckin’ self. There is someone out there that will find you amazing and sexy. Fuck if I could ever figure out why. But they will.

So, in closing. Don’t ask us how to get the girl/boy. You know how. You think you’re just too chicken shit to do it. Well, I’m telling you that you’re not. I’m an ugly ma’fucker and I’m with one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen. You know why? I’m honest and am always myself. And she thinks that amazing and sexy.


Fuck if I could ever figure out why.

[Glory's Sun]

awesome post OK.. it needed to be said for sure..

and about your last statement.. you *know* why you have your girl.. you answered that in your own post

[NegativeNine]

Great post... makes a lot of sense... now I just gotta grow some ball(metaphorically speaking)

[sbscout]

Well said, sir!

[ShaniFaye]

you thinking you're ugly is YOUR opinion and it doesnt count

[cj2112]

and now we know why you're THE king....well said!

[filtherton]

Well said.

[farcryer]

Overall tend to agree, but c'mon, is there really no place left for subtlety at all? My woman is not gonna just come on out and say one day- "You know, you give head like a starving cat". That's just not her. She's a little too reserved for that and I believe always will be. By the same token, if I tell her, "Just open your fucking mouth and tell me what's wrong!" I'm not going to be spoken to for days. I know, it happens.

Getting up the balls to actually try and talk to people = good
Shooting off what you're thinking = maaaybbbee not so good, especially if the person you've had your eye on just happens to be a coworker...

All things in moderation.

[Phant84]

very well said.

[Eugeni]

Maybe there should be a Tilted loving...

[Willravel]

I totally concour. I have been reading through Sexuality for a little while now, and I've been pretty dissapointed in people posting about thangs that strangers on the internet could not possibly answer. Not to sound cocky, but my post on the menstrual cycle was pretty good example of things that should be on this. It was intended to be informative and aid in the sharing of information. Talking about how you can't get laid does not seem relavent or helpful.
Kudos on the post, SuperMod King.

[CaneBay]

Yeah, Titled Loving Forum. There's overlap with this one, but a clear distinction exists. (Sort of like our Supreme Court said years ago about defining porn: "We know it when we see it.")

I'm pretty new, but I have seen enough comments to understand that the "wanna get laid and how can I meet that goal quickly" is different than exploring our own bodies, finer points of sexual interaction, spousal/partner issues.

ShaniFaye, comments??

[Flyguy]

This is exactly what I was getting at in my post that got closed, but, whatever.....

[ibis]

Originally Posted by Flyguy

This is exactly what I was getting at in my post that got closed, but, whatever.....

No, your post was attacking a guy who sought to understand the effect of Emergency Contraception on subsequent menstrual cycles. These kinds of questions belong in Tilted Sexuality.

I tried to Google the question, without any conclusive answers, and any sort of medical clinic wouldn't be open (as the question was posted during the weekend). Therefore I posted the question to TFP, where I can draw the collective experiences of others.

What TFP needs less of, is people who think they are so, ahem... "fly", that they can make an assumption on others level of maturity. Who the hell are you to say I'm too immature to have sex?

[Rlyss]

Wow, I find myself in this thread more and more over the past few days. It seems everybody with a valid question just gets redirected to this and gets their thread locked. The woman who slapped her boyfriend needed help with how to deal with acting violent to her ex-partner, she doesn't need to be told 'Just be honest!'. Half the posts in Sexuality are nothing but a link to this thread. That's real helpful. I feel sorry for the people who are really worried about the state of their relationships and get knocked back for being childish.

[Halx]

There is no strategy guide for life. There are no tips and tricks to give in relationships. It's all the same: Be open and honest with eachother. Keep the lines of communication open.

That's it. Now... let's get back to the sexuality.

[coash]

what's junior high
here we have primary, high, university

[Dane Bramage]

Originally Posted by Eugeni

Maybe there should be a Tilted loving...

I agree with this. I have also noticed all the relationship posts/questions in Sexuality, and yes, they don't really belong there. But, obviously, there is a need for this kind of dialogue. People post it, so there must be a need.

There should be a forum called Tilted Loving or Tilted Relationships so people can talk about stuff like this. If there were, then I bet there would be less of this stuff in the sexuality forum.

This is a great community, and the fact that people come here to discuss issues of interpersonal relationships prove that they find the advice lent by the community to be valuable. Otherwise, they wouldn't post it.

Just my 2 cents.

[ShaniFaye]

I agree with the above poster.....more and more threads are being locked, granted I dont know whats going on behind the scenes, but I really didnt understand the reasoning that was given...IMO it didnt promote the kind of valuable community we strive to be

[adam]

Agree with ShaniFaye; I'm puzzled by the sudden flurry of locked threads.

[Halx]

I could create a forum for relationships... but you'll see the same thread cloned 50 times down the page. This is just the same thing we've done with all the penis size threads. We're moving on. New subjects, everybody. This is evolution.

Let's learn something today that we didn't know yesterday.

[Sbudda]

Originally Posted by Halx

There is no strategy guide for life. There are no tips and tricks to give in relationships.

But the Konami code still works wonders every now and again...
U-U-D-D-L-R-L-R-start

But seriously, it all starts from being a person that you actually like and then being confidant enough that you can handle it if someone else doesn't. People seems so afraid of rejection that they fail to realise it's usefullness. If you go up to someone with confidance and honesty and they don't like you, that's awesome. It saves you from being fake, and gives you much more time to find that people who does like <I>you</I>. Hell, tons of people don't like me. More power to them, I don't like them either. My wife thinks that's sexy.

[daddio82]

Enough with the repitition, lets get some originality....

[World's King]

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN.

[nightshade000]

I too would like to see a relationship forum. A lot of people feel they have unique scenarios where condition F out of conditions A through Y is different enough to warrent a slightly different approach. Yes, there would be a lot of repeats; I don't doubt that, however, people keep posting it. I know I have a few questions that I would like advise on that is how to get girls related (it's actualy on a very specific point in the relationship scale), while not specificaly How To Get Girls 101 (because I already can do that :> ), but all the forums say not to ask in that forum. I think some people also just want to hear from someone else that it is/isn't a lost cause and move/not move on. There's a wide variety of people intelligent people here that often provide unique points of view that a poster may not have considered.

At the very least, it's a single place to be repetitious.

---Sorry for all the spelling errors..I know I am horrible at it, and being up at 5am doesn't help it

[turbofish]

I'd also like to see a forum for relationships... don't want to mix that with shaving your ass

[Tophat665]

OK, I think if we have Tilted Lovin' and to Tilted Livin', we need to rename the Ladies' Lounge to Tilted Just a Woman.

Hal's got a point - a relationship forum would be all about repetiton of complaints. After maybe two threads, Tilted Loving would be indistinguishable from Tilted Whining.

Other folks have a point too, though - after 200 threads, there might be a couple that aren't exacty the same as all the rest. Someone mentioned something about a woman who slapped her boyfriend and is concerned about a violent response. Just be honest is no longer the answer here (though, had she asked before the hand flew, it might have been), but then again, it's not about relationships anymore, it's about criminal law.

So I understand why someone who put a ton of time and effort into giving us a place to entertain ourselves would, perhaps, not want to choke valuable server space with infinite variations on "I just don't understand why he/she won't sleep with/go down on me," just to come up with a finite number of really interesting posts. I'm sure there are forums out there dedicated to just this sort of thing. Does there need to be another one here? I have got to go with no. (Course, I'm married with two loud, obnoxious kids, so my opinion may not be all that pertainent in this matter.)

Hal's house. Hal's rules. Can't we all just live with that?

PS. Hal, you should really consider the "Just a Woman" thing.

[Psycho Dad]

Originally Posted by Halx

I could create a forum for relationships... but you'll see the same thread cloned 50 times down the page. This is just the same thing we've done with all the penis size threads. We're moving on. New subjects, everybody. This is evolution.

If you did decide to create a new forum section for this, you could go with hardcore moderation. It may take some time for the admins and mods to approve posts for submission, but it would assure that shit was on topic and not posted 50 bajillion other times. Perhaps even make it probationary, if it doesn't look like it is going to work, yank it. If moderating all posts to it works, apply the same thing to perhaps this section and tilted exhibitionism to prevent "I'd hit it twice" responses to posts.

Of course then you will get the "Why didn't my post about my wrinkly balls get apporved" posts in general discussion so sometimes you can't win.

[loonatic8her]

Hats off to you... I must say that you hit the proverbial nail on the head here. I think it is incredibly sexy for a girl/woman to just be herself and have somewhat of an "I dont give a fuck" attitude, and I finally found (after many years of trying) that if I display the same attitude that I am find attractive in women I like... well it works! Thanks for the words of wisdom!

[Stiltzkin]

Damn, this thread actually got me pumped up. Good fucking job.

[Sawfmonkey]

Haven't blown through this in a while. But yeah...agree of course, and that's how I live my life. How do you think I ended up in the office the other night??? #%&!%^ boy and no condom!

[slushi999]

ive been thinking of this all day. and right when im about to post. its the first thread. this is badd ass!!!....im gonna give it a shot tonite. but so nervous about the shaving the balls....like it gets ticklesh when i touch them, cuz its such a delicate area.

so everyone is saying pretty much that its ok to shave the balls on the skin rite? pretty much just soak them in warm water, use sensitve gel cream and a Mach 3 rasor rite?

[TexanAvenger]

Originally Posted by slushi999

ive been thinking of this all day. and right when im about to post. its the first thread. this is badd ass!!!....im gonna give it a shot tonite. but so nervous about the shaving the balls....like it gets ticklesh when im trying to do it....

so everyone is shaving its ok to shave the balls on the skin rite? just soak them in warm water, use sensitve gel screen and a Mach 3 ravor rite?

Wrong place pal... Try somewhere else.

[cj2112]

try this thread http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=27995

[slushi999]

oppssy -my bad

[nowthen]

can you please do something about all the pregnancy threads? all i seem to be able to see on hear now is 15 yr olds kids whining about how the got some come on their finger last time they wanked off 3 weeks ago, then they touched their girlfriend last night, now they are semi-suicidal with worry about her been pregnant... not very sensual....

[enderW]

sounds like people started using the forum as all sorts of things - blogger, psycho-clinic, or just plaining whining ground. while i am all for freedom of speech and equal rights to post, pollution of the forum has got to stop. if locking up threads is what it takes so the f#ck be it.

[liquidlight]

How is it that this thread started so well with such a great topic to build on, and we've moved to things that are completely irrelevant to the subject matter?

Back to the original idea, and thank you King, it's an awesome sentiment, the only thing that I would like to opine is that the road goes both ways. I'd love to see some of those women that give me those looks actually stand up and be proactive and come talk to me! Why must it always be the men doing the introductory work and opening with honesty? Why can't the women be just as honest about their wants and desires?

I do have to admit, thank God interpersonal relationships have advanced as much as they have the last couple of decades and I'm allowed now to tell a woman that I find her attractive without being offensive (though I might still get sued).

As George Carlin says - "I have no ending for this, so I take a small bow"

[Holdem Dvorak]

I agree with not using this entire site to just get laid. BUT I think getting advice for talking to girls or guys should be put in a different catagory. Dating as its called. Getting a girl to talk to you, its not easy for all the rest of us. Some people have dating problems.

In conclusion I will sign all things i put in tilted sexuality.......

I'm not trying to get laid,
HoldemD

[World's King]

Do you people ever pay attention?