GOOD terms for body parts? Non-derogatory, non-scientific? I'm at a loss...
 

I need to find a few terms that aren't awful. Most terms for body parts are either kidsy, clinical, or derogatory, but very few are endearing.

We're getting into roleplaying and being very vocal, and I am at a loss for terms.

She hates "pussy", I hate "cunt", and everything else either sounds kidsy ("cookie?") clinical ("pudenda") or derogatory ("snatch", "twat", etc.)

Pisshole, urethra, peehole, also all sound awful.

Any suggestions? I've read a LOT of adult stories and nothing really ever sounded like something I would want to use to describe a part of the woman I love. You guys are pretty open with, well, everything. What are your favorite terms for body parts? I would especially like to hear from women, I need things she can say to help direct me (we're trying to give her a g-spot orgasm) that aren't going to turn her off. Any help will be much appreciated.

well for males I'll sometimes use:
junk, snake, package

for females:
bush? (may be taken as derogatory)

unisex:
crotch, groin, "bits"

"honeypot"?
"Pocketbook" always made me laugh.

My SO calls mine "you". As in "put me inside you now" and "you love it, don't you?" That's all it takes for me and it's on. Plus, it personalizes the whole experience for me by reminding me that it's me.

My husband called my two breasts 'faith and hope'

one was bigger than the other.

Just giggle under the covers and brainstorm together.

Gee.. Have I hit the spot yet?

See Spot come....

What are the G forces involved here??

I refer to everything on my girlfriends body as 'her squish'.


I don't suggest everyone use that term.

Junk, it's all the junk.

Edit: That list sucked.

Does she hate cunt, or just you?

If it's just you, try using it a while in your head when you're in the mood. If that's the one word that seems to work for her, consider what you're doing down there is just as much about her, if not more so. ;)

Other than that, and the obvious "vagina", there are a whole host of euphemisms for pussy... but I doubt you'd be able to pick one out of a line-up that really hits home. I think pet names for genitals might be best invented on the spot, as the mood strikes.

Favorite expressions for Female body parts.

Pussy, Snatch, Coochie, Vagina

Breasts, Boobs

For my own parts.

Cock, Schlong, Dick

Nuts, Balls

Willy.

Surely?

I'm rodney (Rod ahhaahah)

Shes unnamed as of yet....

Minge!

Quim!

Fanny! (doesn't work for Yanks, but Brits find it hillarious).

Mongoose (coz it swallows my snake!)

I always love hearing sex being referred to as "bumping uglies"

Another favorite of mine is snatch instead of vagina. I hate it when people say va-jay-jay.

I like to put my crotchbat or mansword in hoo-hoo or cha-cha or hoo-hah.

Baby talk, I assume.

Old McJunkald had a farm... man junk, woman junk, everywhere a junk-junk.

The vagina is the tunnel of love, or if you want fewer syllables, the love hole. And after The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass was released, one of my friends has started referring to his penis as the "Fear Cannon."

my parter doesnt have a middle name. One day i was wondering what names would suit her as a middle name and I told her that Jane would work. From then on jane has been the name I've called her vagina

More kennings... see, told ya. :D Are you the long-lost author of Beowulf (famous for using kennings in Old English)?

Be an airline pilot, and she a stewardess:

Cockpit
Stick
Floatation Devices
Upright position
Emergency Exit
Seated in the Tail
Overhead compartment
Inflight meal
Holding Pattern

the list can go on...and on....and on...and.....

Mine is called Steve. I'm really not sure why.

You can always go Scrubs style. Elliot Reed can't say vagina or penis so she's had to make up other words for them.

Vagina: Bajingo or Hoohoo

Penis: Schwing-schwong, Peepers, or Peeps

Didn't she whizzy-winkle out of her seabiscuit?

Mr. Happy
Mrs. Happy
"The Puppies" - From a body painting picture we saw years ago.

Fun parts, Va-Jay-Jay, Pohnanny, Gear Shift

Vagina (that was just for CN) = pussy, cunt, gash, axe wound, va-jay-jay, poontang, poonani, muff, kitten

Penis = cock, shlong, wang, kitten beater, man handle, meatstick, package, twig n berries, dick

Breasts = titties, ta-tas, tits, teets, milk pups, dirty pillows, boobies, sweater puppies, mams, milkers, headlights, bazookas, bazoombas

My friend and I always used to call it our "box"... then that SNL song by Justin Timberlake came out and the whole "dick in a box" thing became hilarious for us.

While at work... if I'm in the process of being in someones way I'll always say "watch your lovelies" referring to men or women. Lovelies... just sounds right to me. And saying "watch your crotch" kinda became an issue when table #13 apparently heard me and weren't too happy.

Eek... this one is embarrassing but what the hell... When i was younger, about the time I came into my womanhood I had issues with the word vagina and still do to this day sometimes. Anywho, I came up with the nickname "china" and referred to it as such for quite some time. But then some asshole came along and made me feel dumb as hell, reminding me that China is quite a large country and... umm... well?? Yeah, had to nip that nickname in the butt real quick. By no means am I as large as a country in the nether regions... or large at all for that matter. hehe...

Also forgot to add for the laydeez..

Gruff, Rat, Gash, Yak.

(Ok, these may be slightly derogatory ;) )

How do I get my keyboard to speak Russian?

ROFLMAO

Anyway, how about calling her vagina her cat, and your penis your dog. Then proceed to pet and play with each other's pets. And later, let the cat and dog play together.

I prefer to stick to the derogatory words myself BUT...

Jubblies, mounds, cha-cha (but I hate that), treasure... Oh god he's always making some name up for my tits but I really can't think of any right now. He likes to put some adjectives beforehand. You know, like "Glorious Breasts!" or something of that nature. :rolleyes:

Life-Affirming Jumblies!

Yay!

Giblets.

Lady Bird Johnson
LBJ if you are in a hurry.

I didn't read all the entries, but here's one for "pussy." My ex-gf used to call it "core of desire" as in like "core of her desire," or just "core." I thought that kept it sort of sexy, but not graphic, and at least it didn't sound cheesy to me. I remember I read "honeypot" in a lemon once and I cracked up. It just... reminds me of Pooh bear.

Forget words, but use your tongue.