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Old 10-30-2007, 02:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A hand obsession?

My boyfriend is obsessed with my hands! I have super big hands, especially for my height. You know when people do the compare hands with each other stuff, well my hands are always longer than other women's hands, and often longer than men's hands.... gross I know.

But my handsome boyfriend that I have been dating for almost 2 year now loves my hands of all things. I learned this early on into our relationship because he likes me to do certain things with my "huge sexy hands".

This hasn't been a problem for me because I love having this power over him and it is refreshing to not have a guy obsess over my breasts.

But recently I discovered that one of my good friends has bigger hands than me, and my boyfriend wants me to compare hands with her in front of him... do you think this is weird? I am just so jealous of her now and I hate having her around, I know my boyfriend must be fantasizing about her big hands all the time.

What do you guys think?
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Old 10-30-2007, 03:39 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I think that you've posted this exact same thing before and that you're a spammer. I'll just leave this up, ban you but let any discussion develop. That way you can't drive traffic to you fetish site like you've done in other forums and anyone who actually wants to discuss this can do so.
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Old 10-30-2007, 03:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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You dealt with this quite......Handily
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Old 10-30-2007, 03:49 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I wanted to give her the finger but instead gave her the back of my hand.
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Old 10-30-2007, 04:01 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Can we get back to the matter at hand?
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Old 10-30-2007, 04:07 AM   #6 (permalink)
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no need to worry..its not like men ever think about how their penis size doesnt match up to the next guy...
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Old 10-30-2007, 04:25 AM   #7 (permalink)
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hey, if you don't have it in the hips, make sure you have it in the lips...er...hands.
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Old 10-30-2007, 04:51 AM   #8 (permalink)
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It's the Bizarro land episode of Seinfeld with the "man hands"
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Old 10-30-2007, 05:14 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 10-30-2007, 06:37 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I'm lucky I had a handy solution for this hand-some problem. It was at my fingertips all along.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Don't forget your waitress.
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Old 10-30-2007, 07:48 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I'd like everyone to give Jazz a hand! He's handled this well, thumbing his nose at the spammer like this. He really nailed the guy. Fingered him right away. And instead of handing him over to a more senior staff member, Jazz realized he had the violator in the palm of his hand. Good work Jazz! You really knuckled under and helped clean up this joint!
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Old 10-30-2007, 11:49 AM   #12 (permalink)
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There's something really wrong with this thread, but I can't quite put my finger on it.....
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Old 10-30-2007, 03:25 PM   #13 (permalink)
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This is the best thread I've seen in a while.... hands down.
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Old 10-30-2007, 04:22 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I could use a hand job...
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Old 10-30-2007, 04:36 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Had
Any
Not
Done

what Jazz did for us we may

Have
Added
Nonsensible
Drivel

to this post.
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Old 10-30-2007, 04:45 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Dammit! The next person who cracks a pun is getting backhanded!

Ahem, just kidding.....
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Old 10-30-2007, 05:05 PM   #17 (permalink)
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i'd like to give a big hand to all you glad-handers who've managed to keep this thread alive.
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Old 10-30-2007, 05:25 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Y'all just keep doing that crazy hand jive
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Old 10-30-2007, 05:30 PM   #19 (permalink)
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/me has jazz hands
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Old 10-31-2007, 11:17 AM   #20 (permalink)
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At least Jazz didnt palm theproblem off onto another Moderator.
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Old 11-01-2007, 05:24 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 11-04-2007, 04:12 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I like putting a boot to the ass of spammers.

Wait, am I doing this right?
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Old 11-04-2007, 04:31 PM   #23 (permalink)
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This is getting out of hand...
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Old 11-04-2007, 05:30 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by MrSelfDestruct
I like putting a boot to the ass of spammers.

Wait, am I doing this right?
It was a good attempt. You should try a more hands-on approach.
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