A hand obsession?
 

My boyfriend is obsessed with my hands! I have super big hands, especially for my height. You know when people do the compare hands with each other stuff, well my hands are always longer than other women's hands, and often longer than men's hands.... gross I know.

But my handsome boyfriend that I have been dating for almost 2 year now loves my hands of all things. I learned this early on into our relationship because he likes me to do certain things with my "huge sexy hands".

This hasn't been a problem for me because I love having this power over him and it is refreshing to not have a guy obsess over my breasts.

But recently I discovered that one of my good friends has bigger hands than me, and my boyfriend wants me to compare hands with her in front of him... do you think this is weird? I am just so jealous of her now and I hate having her around, I know my boyfriend must be fantasizing about her big hands all the time.

What do you guys think?

You dealt with this quite......Handily

I wanted to give her the finger but instead gave her the back of my hand.

Can we get back to the matter at hand?

no need to worry..its not like men ever think about how their penis size doesnt match up to the next guy...

hey, if you don't have it in the hips, make sure you have it in the lips...er...hands.

It's the Bizarro land episode of Seinfeld with the "man hands"

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I'm lucky I had a handy solution for this hand-some problem. It was at my fingertips all along.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Don't forget your waitress.

I'd like everyone to give Jazz a hand! He's handled this well, thumbing his nose at the spammer like this. He really nailed the guy. Fingered him right away. And instead of handing him over to a more senior staff member, Jazz realized he had the violator in the palm of his hand. Good work Jazz! You really knuckled under and helped clean up this joint!

There's something really wrong with this thread, but I can't quite put my finger on it.....

This is the best thread I've seen in a while.... hands down.

I could use a hand job...

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what Jazz did for us we may

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Dammit! The next person who cracks a pun is getting backhanded!

Ahem, just kidding.....

i'd like to give a big hand to all you glad-handers who've managed to keep this thread alive.

Y'all just keep doing that crazy hand jive

/me has jazz hands

At least Jazz didnt palm theproblem off onto another Moderator.

With some people you just have to take the gloves off.

I like putting a boot to the ass of spammers.

Wait, am I doing this right?

This is getting out of hand...

It was a good attempt. You should try a more hands-on approach.