How do i make my cum taste better?
 

I've heard strawberries and pineapples make it taste better.. anything else? I just want to make it more enjoyable for my girlfriend.

I've heard citrus fruits and alcohol.

Honestly, I'm not sure how big of a difference it makes though.

I can't find it right this second, but this has been discussed rather recently around here. *Goes off to look*
I *think* it was along the lines of avoid fatty food and alcohol...

Yeah, the general consensus here has usually been no to alcohol and yes to orange juice.

1) Honey
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Low water activity and a higher sweetness than sugar means that the sweetness is more likely to translate in bodily fluids. Fructose protein makes up a great deal of seamen, and honey is basically fructose.

2) Water
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Part of the reason that the makeup of seamen will result in odd tastes is because of all the crap you ingest. Water flushes a lot of that out.

3) Cinnamon
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The stuff isn't digested that much, and let's face it: cinnamon is delicious.

The most important point, though, would be proper diet and exercise.

Pineapple apparently works wonders too.

Go vegetarian.

I've heard Banana's work too.....

I'm gonna threadjack this thread because it's clearly an issue that's been discussed lots of times before, to ask a question that's probably been asked a hundred times before, but one that I cannot find on the site.

My question about semen is not about how to make it taste better, (because my wife would not put my semen within 4 feet of her mouth) but how to make MORE of it. I have seen some of those videos where guys spurt what seems like litres of spunk into the mouth, eye, or ass of some eager recipient. So is there a secret to increasing your ejaculate amount?

lets see...what makes cum taste better...umm nothing?

Why would you want that?

Most of my partners in the past have made little jokes about my volume and needing extra paper towels but I'm not sure its a desirable thing. It also makes the odds of them swallowing rather distant.

You sound like my wife :lol:

Seriously Dude.....if she actually took the time to notice, let alone tell you it tastes foul...you got bigger problems than pineapple can solve.

Joke would be:

Pour Kool-Aid in your prostate.

As I discussed previously, my wife doesn't swallow, so that's not a concern. I just want to know how to increase my spunk volume...

Well you could be me, but I don't think there really is a way. I drink mostly water, play a lot of video games, eat a diet rich in meats and low in sugar. Mmm don't think that will help, but its not a bad way to live.

Rumor has it that volume comes from not having sex as often.

Ya know... like six times a day depletes the magazine, Rambo.

In my experience, the longer my boyfriend and I wait to have sex, the more build up he has. Also if he/I grip down on the base of his penis and move it, while keeping a really tight grip, it launches further, and usually more comes out.

That is true, but I'd have to guess my 'full' reload time is maybe a day or so.

Ouchy :no:

That is definitely true.

Also, if you don't have a few days to let it build up... you can try masturbating to near-climax, and then stopping before you actually go over the edge. Repeat this a few times and when you finally do let it out, there will be a good bit more than usual.

Pineapple definitely helps. But that was just an experiment I did with someone... and he drank nothing but pineapple juice for about three days straight. However, it did totally mask the taste of what semen 'normally' tastes like... ? idk.

With blueballs, anything is possible. Not fun but possible.

Reminds me of a girl who kept doing that to me where I made my 3 blueballs rule.

If a girl gives you blue balls 3 times while dating, find a new girlfriend. I am not exagerating when I say it went several feet and I don't know how far because it hit a wall. Hurt like hell too.

All I gotta say is ouchie!

Techniques and timing before ejaculation aside, try ginkgo biloba. I'm not fully convinced of all its claims overall, but I was taking it for brain health to see if I could improve my memory (which is terrible). The one sexual "side effect" I noticed was an increased volume. I looked this up, and sure enough, some sources tell you the herb also revitalizes male sexual health.

Like I said, though, I'm not fully convinced. But you might want to look into it.


To reiterate: go vegetarian if you want to taste better. This was confirmed to me once. She actually went out of her way to tell me that vegetarians taste better.

not so much vegetarian, certain meats may produce different results.

mainly hamburger/steak/pork/sausage and "dark meat" is the culprit I would assume.

stuff like fish and chicken is good though.

although, if she says it tastes like chicken, or worse, fish, well, that may not be desirable either, haha.

Copy and paste from ther last time this was asked:

So what are the kinds of foods you should avoid? Avoid junk food, drugs, curry and strongly spiced dishes. Smoking and alcohol consumptions also contribute to bad tasting semen (sorry those of you on here that I know take lsd in various forms and/or marijuana).

Vegetables such as onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and so do vegetables from the cabbage family, like brussels sprouts, broccoli and cabbage which all adds up to bitter semen.

To have better tasting semen, you need to have a high intake of things like fruit juices / fresh fruit and drink lots of water. According to research, one of the best fruit juices to drink if you want to have sweeter semen is pineapple juice.

Some other sources of sweeter semen are cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon.

Apparently artichoke hearts and asparagus also help with the taste.

But do keep in mind that your body takes 12 hours to secrete what you put into it, so it will be atleast 12 hours before any of this has an effect - probably longer.

I've mentioned this before, and always seem to get some "Uhn-uh, not me" type reaction, but it is an option. So for those of you who find it deflating to try such things, all I can say is that sometimes compromises need to be made.

Like many here, my wife won't get my come anywhere near her mouth (unless she loses a bet, but that's another story....) let alone swallow. Anyhow, whilst picking up an, um, "adult" feature film at a local, um, "adult" shop, I noticed a display of flavored condoms. Synapses crackled as two and two added up to me coming in my wife's mouth. Now, this trick doesn't get used every time she goes down on me, because like most of you, the feel of a condom just isn't the same, and those are the times that a blowjob is the appetizer and not the grand finale. But on occasion, it is nice to just be able to let one fly in the mouth of someone you love, and this is the time for these flavored condoms. Taste problem not an issue.

As far as the original question, I must profess that I have nothing to add.

I heard about these pills you took for increasing your volume ages ago, turns out they do actually exist, never tried them myself but I have been curious.

Volume pills

Go nuts. Haw haw.

Actually, asparagus is one of the worst possible foods to consume to improve the taste or scent of anything down there. Just fyi.

ok...Im wondering why this is bad? I have no problem telling someone the taste is bad...and trust me I've tasted a lot in my time. For example, as much as I love blowing and swallowing, I CANT do it when Dave has been drinking whiskey, the taste is so bad it makes me gag something awful. He is a lot more receptive to me saying "no I'm not blowing you....its gonna taste like crap with all the Crown you had tonite" than me saying "no I wont blow you" because he KNOWS how much I love to give bj's

Mello yellow works like pineapple on Dave (good thing cause he wont touch pineapple lol).

100% herbal formula from the website.

AKA unregulated crap that most likely does nothing.

Mix in a little Hershey's Chocolate Syrup?

ASSparagus makes human urine dark yellow and smell especially nasty.

My ex and I used to eat it once in a while... and were always surprised.

thank you all for replying. you have been very helpful :)

hmmmm I must have mixed up my vegetables - shall ponder this.

On a lighter note

A Matter of Taste

The older thread everyone is thinking of is Food effecting the taste of Cum.
:thumbsup: I hate hearing the phrase "It's 100% natural, so there are no side effects" on those damned herbal radio ads. Hey pal, hemlock is also 100% natural - you try it first, OK?

Actually I got a bit of a education lately on that. This doesn't apply to herbal supplements but 'homeopathic' medicine.

I used to think based on context that homeopathic was a nice sounding buzzword for herbal. I was wrong. Homeopathic is just stupid (they dilute real drugs to the point that the odds of finding one molecule of the drug in the pill is less than winning the lottery, twice in a row). Its based on a very old and very bogus theory that just doesn't work, ever. But since they contain no real drugs they CAN claim to be 100% side effect free.

Not to derail the thread... but you are off on homeopathic medicine. It wasn't quite what I thought it was either.

Good source:
http://www.homeopathyusa.org/standardsofpractice/

As far as the thread:

less red meat and more pineapple and other fruits is what I've heard and read.

In my opinion, more water, less soda, less processed and horribly preservative laden food.

Yeah, when I was 14 I had a girlfriend that would not do anything other than kiss me, grind and let me finger her for ~3hrs.

Then before she went home she'd jack me off (if I was lucky).

Still, one time she didn't and we had to go out after. I was properly limping. Couldn't walk normally at all. Agony is the only word for it.

Got back, had a wank, and I swear it nearly hit the ceiling. Still ached afterwards though.


She was dumped fairly sharpish :eek:


My volume tip, is to watch a bit of pornography, and maybe masturbate lightly (not to orgasm) for 2-3 nights, and then when it's time to do the business, the orgasm will be much more draining (in a good way), and many shots more.

No, I'm not.

Heh. Obviously a credible source. Sorry I even bothered to post my first link.

According to a quick google search, red meat, dairy, coffee, smoking, and alcohol are what makes semem to be not very tasty. So the best advice would be to go vegan. The plus side, would be more blow jobs, and the down side, is, well, going vegan. :)

You have absolutely no idea what and who you are talking about, plus I checked out the site and it says the same thing Randi does, only it pretends it works. It doesn't' even qualify as voodoo, sorry, its just plain assinine.

I'm glad you posted the link as it let me talk about this. I really draw the line at 'bad medicine', this shit can HURT people. I might be against silly mysticism as a rule, and I wish people were better educated about such things, but once you add medicine to it, the gloves are off.

Its ONLY and I mean ONLY value is as a placebo.

I used to wonder why my wife would wake up some mornings and go to the grocery store and buy nothing but some bananas. She has since told me. It's normally after pizza or a big ole mexican meal. If this seems non sequitur, please read again. ;-)

From her statements, it is a fact that it helps a good deal and significantly. Pineapple juice also helps, and as stated numerous times above, most fruits = good, most spicy things = bad.

I've created a breakout thread called Homeopathic Medicine over in Tilted Living, please join that for further discussion on the threadjack.

Can I laugh my ass off?

Your cum tastes like you.

Find someone who likes it.

Find someone who likes pleasing you.

Everything else is really second seat.

So far the best article I've read on this is at oral sex and the taste of cum

They have not published results yet but after reading it we tried it because my bf was yuk....lol....We did as suggested for a week...my bf was a happy guys because he got a blow job ever two days...

Our personal results indicated that there is something to what you eat affects the taste.

I have also heard that pineapple juice is good. Avoid coffee.

*accepts bribe from your boyfriend*

Yes, but for the sake of science? You should have done it every day, twice a day.

Stress stinks, blowjobs work to relieve it.

From what I gather, it is mainly a matter of ph that causes funk spunk. I have taken to drinking those Goya pinapple, passion fruit drinks occasionally, to offset my intake of coffee. My girlfriend reports that my cum tastes kind of like it smells-bleachy. Since she also said that she loves giving orl and will continue to do so, despite the Ajax results, I will continue to experiment with ways to make it more enjoyable, or at least less distasteful for her. god bless blow jobs and the women who give them.

There is a way I have heard from a porn star I met through a friend of a friend.

It isn't exactly 100% safe, but I don't think its going to kill you, but it can damage you probably permanantly. It also may hurt, but it works WAY better than anything like eatting foods etc..

step 1) buy gummy worms

step 2) a little bit before banging, getting blown,etc... if you can slip the gummy worm into your ... ya... you get it.. about 2 inches down in there. (he told me about halfway down when you are flaccid)

step 3) let it sit for a few minutes then slowly pull it out.

I never had the guts to do this, I wouldnt exactly recommend it.. maybe once you figure it out its a piece of cake though.

The scary part is he said some people cant get it in there, so those people have to thread a wire into the gummy worm so it stays straight while you get it in there.

gummy worms...um...i'm not doubting that it does or doesn't work, but i'm pretty sure drinking a few litres of pineapple juice is much preferable to shoving a wire with bits of gummy candy into your penis. I would also hazard to assume this applies also to those that dislike pineapple juice..:oogle:

WHAT?! There's no way a gummy worm could fit in there!

Actually, you're wrong.

Do a search on 'sounding play' some time. Then shudder.

However, I think the porn star was messing with the previous poster.

Just blow it in her hair...


Who gives a fuck if she's enjoying it? She's giving you a blow job. You're supposed to enjoy it.

pour sugar down your pee hole before

My cum could taste like Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream and she still wouldn't let me cum in her mouth!:shakehead:

HAHA Geez... if my boyfriend tasted like that, his cock might get raw....

I'll echo that LadySin - chocolate fudge brownie tasting cum would be an interestign experience though.

Does drinking tea do any thing to the taste? I've been drinking a lot of tea lately....

Tea is a bitter drink... akin to coffee, but not nearly as bad. Green tea would be best to avoid bitter taste. Herbal teas of some varieties would be best.

If anyone can be lucky enough to find "yummy cum" anymore that makes your jizzim taste like sweet magical candy my friends. You can sometimes find people selling it on Ebay - it's going to run you like 100-200 dollars for a bottle of 30 or 60 though..

I cum more and harder if she grabs my balls fairly forcefully and pulls down right as i'm cumming.

I wouldn't like that. I think I'd miss the taste of real cum.

Maybe the reverse? Some B&J's BJ flavor?

Hats Off to you Hyacinthe, Thanks

Now I can personally vouch for the pineapple juice suggestion! By accident, not design, my SO ended up trying this, and it worked.

This reminds me of a comic strip online where this scientist made a drink where your cum tastes like chocolate if you drink it, the tester drank it then got oral sex from the doctors assistant. She sucked him dry. Very funny.

heck with all that fill her mouth with ready whip

That's the Scientific Erotican subseries of Sexy Losers. NSFW follows. And, it wasn't as straightforward as you recall...

#162 - Scientific Erotican
#167 - Scientific Erotican II
#178 - Scientific Erotican III
#179 - Scientific Erotican IV

yup. Vegetarians taste better.