Real men get waxed.
 

Its a common misconception that pubic hair waxing is for faeries. Well, I'm here to tell everyone that even if you are the butchest of all men, getting your bush ripped will make you even more of a man.

Lets go over a few things that makes a man a MAN.

1. Pleasing a woman.
Unless your woman has some aesthetic hangup (and if she DOESN'T like seeing your shaved dick, take it as an insult, because no hair means MORE COCK!) then she will undoubtedly love a slick, smooth tallywacker. Not only does it look more modern and responsible, the feel of smooth skin against skin is far superior to skin against coarse thick hair.

2. PAIN!
Yes, you are not a man unless you can endure pain. Getting the hair pulled off of your genitals is pain. It comes quickly, sharply and always a second or two off of the exact moment that you were expecting it. If you can take this treatment for 45 minutes straight and still be able to walk straight and crack jokes, you are one tough motherfucker.

3. Resistance to homosexual thoughts.
When you are lying naked on a table as some gay man is touching your tackle, and you are not in the least bit arroused, you will know you have arrived. My friends, this is something to brag to your buddies about. You see, even if your hidden desires might find this situation slightly appealing, I guarantee you that not only will you remain flaccid for the entire length of the proceedure, you probably wont be standing at attention without some intent goading for the rest of the day.

4. Large genitalia.
Trust me, it just looks bigger.

Add this all up and dash away your previous hangups. Getting your pride and joy waxed will indeed make you more of a man.

Getting your legs waxed is another matter. Only women do that.

i'm still trying to find a place thats local to wax me, as of now i shave and pluck.

cheers Halx

I'm cool just shaving my face. You do what makes you happy though. :thumbsup:

I'm a runner and i trim my pubic hair regularly, note that i "trim it", not shave it or wax it. If by accident i happen to leave it too short i'm in a lot of trouble, believe me, bare skin plus sweat plus lots of movement equals a very sore groin.

I agree, it's HOT when a man gets his stuff waxed. Like, pubic hair I can take or leave as long as a guy's ass is not hairy. Hairy ass is not a pretty sight.

Plus, it's a helluva lot more fun to give head when a guy is totally smooth, and I have it on good authority that it makes the sensation even better :)

However you want to justify it Halx. I've never met a woman IRL who wants their man hairless, and it's just too much damn trouble IMO.

please meet sage:
:p

I don't get it. Though I know my balls feel better from both sides when shaved........
Sage? I think the ass thing depends on whose ass it is.
A very interesting idea for a thread, Halx, thanks.
Misquoting willravel: "Whatever blows your skirt up!"
(I'd be afraid of hot wax on my junk.)
Did anybody see CALIGULA?

I'm curious then: how long does it stay clean hairless before the hair comes back? a week? a month? any less than 2weeks would make this very hard to do for 45min of treatment every time!

yea....,
i dont think waxing is gonna happen for me.
ouch

Two points of contention, Halx:

1.) Are gay men, therefore, less manly?

2.) How is a shaved man supposed to do any sports or exercise without chaffing?

baby powder helps with general chafing, but sweat can ruin the lubrication it.

Somehow, I doubt that me announcing to my buddies that I have a freshly waxed scrotum will be met by high-fives and a round of drinks on the house.

I am intrigued, however, to find out how painful it actually is. I'd try on my leg but ;)

Depending on genetics, 4-6 weeks, it comes back in thinner every time, and it's fine hair rather than stubble since it frows from the beginning.

Well at least you know what we women go through!

Meet another woman thats likes no hair in that area. I prefer Dave keep the top of the pelvic area trimmed (dont like the pre teen look there lol) but I 100% prefer the dick, scrotum area to be as hair free as possible

I call bullocks... :lol:

If you like your junk to be smooth... bully for you. My wife doesn't want me to look like a little boy. She wants me to look like a man.

As for being hairless, no thanks. There is nothing more unpleasant than having your sweaty sack stuck to your leg. We have hair for a reason. Trimming can be good. Eradication... not so much.

Funny, I thought that for us men, getting pubic hair was a rite of passage from boyhood to manhood. Now you women aren't down with that? I think some here may have a Mary Kay Laterneau complex. :lol:

I can see trimming. Waxing isn't gonna happen here though. I doubt it makes me less of a man either. Being a masochist doesn't make you a man. Being so vain that you spend hours grooming hair that only a couple people see seems insecure to me. To each their own though. Whatever floats your boat.:thumbsup:

Agreed! JS wants me to try it on him...hot :thumbsup:
I like to think of it as men moving into the future...while having less hair...
I don't think its unusual its been coming up, I've waxed since I started growing hair...swim team, lifeguarding...the whole being around pools since before puberty taught me to maintain myself...much to JS's fortune ;)

Personally I don't mind if men are hairy downstairs. No need to feel like a child molester :thumbsup:

ghoast, your post made me laugh out loud several times, especially the last line!

Hal, darlin' you dont need help there :D

i knew i liked ya charlatan :D you're wife is a woman of excellent taste :D

bald just is blah... unless it's on the noggin... :D

I'm wondering Halx, nowhere in your post did you say that you do this to yourself, though I'm sure it seems to be implied. Do you? Or have you just sent this out into TFP for fun? Curious :p

I'm not a fan of hair, and unfortunately I was born with more than I'd like, like a majority of women. So I know all about waxing and the pain involved. It's not so much the pain I hate but the cost, it's not cheap to keep regularly smooth! Plus regrowth sucks. As a girl, I have had the full brazilian and it's great, it feels more sexy too.

On a man, I like some hair, but I appreciate a trimmed and even waxed bush, if there's THAT much hair. Hairy backside is also not something I favour, though a little is ok. I agree that modern men should take care of their appearance all over. :thumbsup:

I get waxed. It looks, feels, and cleans up much better than having hair. Lots of people are caught up on the implication that they may look like a child or that its vain to groom that area, but I just laugh at that. Its a simple proposition to improve the pleasure you get. Pubic hair does not feel good; smooth, soft skin does. You can argue about the aesthetic all you want, you can even claim you give your prick its own hair style, but feeling your balls when they are grassier than a chia pet is not enjoyable. And maybe if you only compare having hairless genitals to looking like an adolescent, you have other problems I cant address in this thread.

So lets talk about hygiene. Hair basicly traps in a lot of .. stuff. If you get some of your spunk on your pubic hair, you have to work at it in the shower to get it totally clean. Now imagine just regular sweat and random other fluids that may escape into your undies as you go about your day. Its smellier in the jungle than it is on the plains.

I also get my armpits waxed for that same reason.

Happy with shaving, you say? Spending about 45 minutes and $100 every 6 weeks with 1 day of light senstivity to clean up your body like this is far superior to busting a $4 razor on it for 30 minutes every 3 days and having to endure nasty "bumpies" that can scar your skin.

Its not masochism, either. As noted, I guarantee you will not become aroused. Its pain for a purpose, just like you know you're working out right when you start to feel the burn. No pain, no gain, eh?

The day I get waxed is the day they pry the rifle from my cold dead hands.

I don't think the pain is equal to the gain for men. 90% of our nerve endings aren't near any hair. I understand trimming for hygenenic purposes and also for a nicer time for your partner. It reminds me of a joke.

Do you know why pubic hair is curly?


It would poke your eye out if it were straight.

I'm fine with not waxing. My "dirty" pubic hair has never gotten me or anyone sick, so I doubt it's a problem.

But, whatever floats your boat.

My pubes have never been long enough to be curly...ever.
I think after the first few waxes your body builds a tolerance toward, atleast mine does. Still stings, but isn't unbarable. Speaking of which...need to get on that before I go back to school :thumbsup:

a few months back i was sick, and stopped my normal shaving and let it grow back a bit, after about half an inch, i noticed there is a bit of an odor that acumulates on the hair after a day of work. shaving it off made all the difference.

I laughed (which did not go over well) the first time I saw a completely shaven genital area on a man. Unfortunately, the rest of him remained hairy, so it was comical. He has the softest damn hair everywhere, so I really don't mind. If it's trimmed, it's much nicer. I, too, agree with not wanting to feel like I'm reaching down the pants of a well-hung pre-pubescent boy. I'd take the hair any day.
And my man often showers more frequently than I do if he knows I'm coming over, so I don't worry about the cleanliness factor.

From what I recall, that's the least of your worries....

Male pattern hairiness is at least as good as male pattern baldness.

Haha lol
If only they could take the hair form the pubic region and re-apply it to the head in the thinning areas...afterall it is thick!

Any man can grow hair.

But only some of us get to go bald.

ah ok. well that is WAY too much for me to pay but it's cool that it can last ~6weeks. good stuff.

I call bullshit on being hairless for six weeks. The most you will go being completely bald is a week. Absolute max.

Its true, you tend to grow back within two to three weeks if you're lucky.
I'd eventually like to get the laser hair removal down below and never have to worry about waxing again, as I intend to for a good while...

I'm confused.. are you agreeing with me or disagreeing with me?

Its been a few weeks, still waiting for it to grow back.

Anyways, by 6 weeks, I meant, by the 6th week, there is enough hair to wax again.

Agreeing, results lasting 6 weeks are highly unlikely.
Usually you need it be 1/4'' to be long enough for waxing I believe...maybe a little shorter

Laser Hair Removal is the shit! I want that too...still kind of expensive though so I'll have to wait for it to become a little more average first. I wonder about having laser down there next to my reproductive system though...will have to do a little research first!

I wish I was one of those people who can last for upwards of 3 weeks with little regrowth! 2 weeks is as long as I'm prepared to wait and after that I don't care if it's too short I'm getting it done again, even if it's not perfect. Strange that it costs you 100 $ to get it done, I can get it done here for about 40 $ and it would only cost me 100 $ if I did several other bits too.

I'm with Hal on this, although I have never been waxed before, I have on several occasions shaved all the way. I love the way it feels and I like the way I look. I'm a redhead and my body hair is as red as anything you've ever seen. The red pubes just don't look right to me, despite them matching the rest of my hair. Mrs. Coaster actually prefers me to let it grow, but it's my body, and I like being hairless.

When will I ever take the waxing plunge? I don't know, but it sure is on my list of things to do before I die.

I like my guy waxed. He's waxed. I love it. Bigger, better, cleaner, smells nicer.
Love love love. I never used to like giving head till him. There's also that extra oomph where I can lick him right on the skin around his cock...around his balls...his inner thighs.. that is such a turn on, that I would never have been able to lick if he has hair right there. It is no fun stopping to pick hair off your tongue.

Are those hair removal creams safe to use in that area?

I've tried various ones...same results as shaving..plus if you leave it on it burns and cuts your skin..damn you nair! :mad:

I keep hearing women talking about men looking "bigger" with waxing. Is that extra half an inch that big of a deal?

I also have a couple of other questions:

What about the inconvenient truth of stubble on stubble love making?

If both partners get waxed, do you usually do it at the same time?


Perhaps I am too "old-school" but when did "real men" become so high maintenance?

it has nothing at all to do with being a real man...
just a preference on how you like to maintain your pubic hair... just because your method causes lots of pain, doesnt make you any more manly... just willing to tolerate pain to worry about maintenence less often

Well, it might look bigger, but when the moment comes, with or without hair, it will not grow anything different.

Plus, we have pubic hair for a reason... If you are unhappy with yours, you can always trim.

Men don't seem to have a problem with push-up bras. ;)

we'll see how you handle the pain in a bit and report back...:icare:
Can give some first hand experience tips to those skiddish about this sort of thing.
:suave:

haha yea same here. Well, maybe if the incentive was irresistible... but thats pretty rare.

The final thing I have to say on all of this is, to each his own.

Some like it smooth, others don't. It has nothing (nothing!) to do with being a man or not. There is no need to equate an aesthetic choice with "manliness".

Real masochists don't get waxed - they get plucked. Hair by hair...

Bwahahaha! Quoted for truth. :thumbsup:
:icare:

I just recently did this. The only waxer I found that would do this for men was 90 minutes away. So I got out a tweasers and started hair by hair. I tried to speed things up with an eppilator, but it hurt much more and left lots of small red bumps. So I went back to the tweasers. It took a damn long time, and I wasn't able to get some of the more difficult angles, but I am very happy with the result.

I would encourage every guy to try this once. Swallow your pride and start calling salons until you can find a waxer that will do it. Come home and surprise your lady. You might be surprise by how much you like it and how much she likes it. I am definitely planning on doing this again.

Men also don't say things like, "Real women wear push-up bras.":D

I like how a lot of people took this as an affront to their manliness.

"Halx" in zwahili means "tongue embedded deeply in cheek"

Oh believe me I didn't take this as an affront to my manliness. ;)

Real masochists use a blow-torch...or kerosene and a butane lighter,

I don't believe that genital waxing is for faeries, but as someone who has their back and shoulders waxed regularly, there is no way I'd want the ingrown hairs down there. I'll gladly keep closly groomed (as i prefer my women to be) but I am all set with shaving or waxing my wang. A few minutes with a quality trimmer a few times a week gives the apearance of someone who has recently been waxed after a few days or a week, and I can do it at home.

With an eppilator? Man, that must have hurt... a male's body hair is almost twice as thick, not to mention that the nervous (is that the word?) are much more.

Well, I pass, I'm not going to wax anything on me. I trim some of my downstairs hair, shave the armpits because I really have a lot, so it's a must do. If I had hair in my back, you can be damn sure I'd wax it.

Besides, I don't think that enduring pain while waxing makes you anymore of a man, nor I think I have to wax to prove my manliness. :D

It would be unmanly to not confront a challenge to one's manliness. :D

Or you could see it as being manly to not see it as a threat to one's manliness. :)

ok, here goes...

I've never waxed, but I do shave... balls and dick that is. Area around balls and dick I trim... doesn't look to goofy in my opinion.
Why I do it? Like the woman higher here describes.. the extra "oomph" when you get your balls licked... feels MUCH better then with the hair on... believe me :)

whatever floats your boat...no waxing for me!

I just shaved today. Completely

I have been interested for a while in an ass crack waxing.

Now that shit would hurt.

Like Deuce Bigelow.

My question is where do you stop? I have hair on pretty much every part of my body. I trim my pubes sometimes, but if I shave it I have a bald spot :P and I have better things to do than shave my whole body every week.

Ever hear of a guy using that laser hair removal on their face? My beard looks terrible, so I doubt I will ever want to grow it out, and I would love to not have to worry about shaving.

Yes, this is true.;) I wonder how women would accept a man starting a thread called "Real women (insert activity)". You have to understand that the inference that you aren't a "real man" if you don't get waxed is a challenge. To be silent is to be part of the problem, rather than the solution to this fallcious way of thinking.

Well I'm a woman, but I know I'm insecure. ;)

Even John Wayne had insecurities. It makes us human.;)

Well, to be fair, he was christened "Marion Morrison". ;)

I haven't read enough of this thread to gather a fair consensus, but I just want to say that the trend towards the rejection of pubic hair (for both men and women) is a phenomenon I simply do not understand. Sorry, but I just don't think it looks good or sexy. And as for cleanness and smell, ordinary hygiene will keep you clean and I LOVE the smell. It's natural, and musky and SEXY. So there. :)

You rule!:thumbsup:

AMEN!!!

While a slight trimming in length does not bother me much, I would never trim or shave myself nor am I fond it when women are shaven, especially totally clean. It seems to portray a childlike look and I am only in to the mature look. ;)
I would even prefer if women never shaved any body parts, I know a couple who don't shave their pits or legs and they are both gorgeous women (both German immigrants).

But, as long as there is no harm done, definitely do what you desire. :)

I had laser hair removal done around a surgical entry spot a few years ago so the stitches wouldn't get ingrown hair in them during recovery.

It is unbelievably painful, the sensation is like a fire slowly burning out your hair cell deeper and deeper - which is in fact what the operator told me what happens. Not to mention you have to zap each hair cell individually every 3 months until you get most of the 'phases' killed off.

Anyway, that was just for a small area and I remember icing the area down afterwards.

I would definitely pass on that for my face, or crotch : )

I'm seriously thinking about doing this. I'm getting a vasectomy next month so I have to do it anyways. Might as well do it right. Pain isn't an issue for me, I've been married long enough! :lol:

I'll call the salon where I get my hair done this week and see if they can do it for me.

Um, you need very little trimming for a vasectomy, at least when I had mine 16 years ago.

I am a fairly liberal guy when it comes to most things sexually, but I just don't understand the need to revisit the prepubescent stage and totally shave your pubes, let alone go to all the trouble waxing. Fortunately I have a mate who feels the same way. :rolleyes:

But, like I said before, I hold not a thing against anyone who wants to do it, it is a totally harmless thing to do. :thumbsup:

[I am a fairly liberal guy when it comes to most things sexually, but I just don't understand the need to revisit the prepubescent stage and totally shave your pubes, let alone go to all the trouble waxing. Fortunately I have a mate who feels the same way. :rolleyes:

But, like I said before, I hold not a thing against anyone who wants to do it, it is a totally harmless thing to do. :thumbsup:[/QUOTE]

As long as she gets pleased and loved a few times a week I could have hair growing inside my dick and she wouldn't care. My dick is big enough to satisfy her and it seems to keep on working like the energyzer. LOL:thumbsup:

Hey guys. I'm a body builder and have my entire body waxed. It looks better, you smell better, and it keeps you cooler and cleaner. And fellows try waxing or shaving your pits to. Controls B.O. easier and you don't look like you have two rodents under your arms

I'm growing more hair right now in honor of this thread. I think I'll braid my pubes.

I've been known to shave my head and face regularly. I've also been known to trim down my chest, pits, and pubes during the summer when it's hot. I've even occasionally shaved the sparse hair on my shoulders for aesthetic reasons before going on vacation.

However, I don't get this whole eunuch look perpetuated by film, fashion, and television. I know "eunuch" is a bit extreme, but still...why must grown men be groomed to have bodies like teenagers?

I trim, and would NEVER consider waxing. More power to those who do so, but I
just don't get this trend of hairlessness. Hirsute's no good, bare is childish, but
I'm just right.

Says the man with a 10" whacker... /just sayin'... :)

I, too, am incapable of observing secondary sex characteristics other than body hair.

my cousin was stupid and used duct tape, instead of getting it professionally done, on his ass!

I had my chest waxed once before I went on vacation, I expected it to last for atleast a month...but I got more irritation then shaving and it grew back fairly quick....

One of my friends did this. He's not known for his good judgment.

I shave. It just feels better and smells less. I simply despise smell. Body odor of any kind even after the shower makes me feel insecure. Whats odd is I love how women smell but still dislike my body odor. This one time I asked my co worker if I smelled and she came in real close and sniffed my arm pits. It was surreal. But she assured me, I am not stinky at all. But I'm still insecure.

I don't mind my "stench" after a work out or whatever, but I am tottally repulsed by anybody elses, and a female that has BO is a huged turn off...