Thanksgiving goodies
 

Things you can say at Thanksgiving and not get slapped!

01. Talk about a huge (turkey)breast!

02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside
moist.

03. It's Cool Whip time!

04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

05. That's one terrific spread!

06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

07. Are you ready for seconds yet?

08. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all
these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of
that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

Happy Thanksgiving

After readint the title I was wondering how you were going to incorperate 'thanksgiving goodies' into sex talk!
Good job!

Very Impressive indeed!

I like turkey. We had lamb today.

Um, maybe tilted humor? Communication is what it is, yes?

funny, welcome to the board, and this belongs in tilted humor.