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Old 04-03-2007, 11:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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masturbation problem

God, this is so weird, but here it goes.

So I've been seeing this girl for about a month now, and everything is great. I see her just about every day and we get intimate ALOT.

Here is my problem...I cannot masturbate. My johnson won't even respond. It won't even respond to porn. But when she gives me a handjob he stands at attention!

I hope this is just a phase...suggestions?
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Old 04-04-2007, 12:43 AM   #2 (permalink)
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If you have her, what do you need to masturbate for ?

hehe
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Old 04-04-2007, 05:00 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I wouldn't sweat it. Just up the dosage of her medicine to compensate!
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Old 04-04-2007, 05:15 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm sorry...what exactly is the problem?

I dunno...if getting so much sex that turning your own crank is becoming an issue...then, Buddy...I want your problems.
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Old 04-04-2007, 06:35 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Here's the problem as I see it. Sex good, a lot of sex even better. Need to wank, nope. It's a sign that you are using him more than enough.

Or, you need to watch animal porn, or something with little people.
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Old 04-04-2007, 07:48 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Here's the problem as I see it. Sex good, a lot of sex even better. Need to wank, nope. It's a sign that you are using him more than enough.

Or, you need to watch animal porn, or something with little people.

Better yet, how about a little person with an animal?

I know it doesn't seem like a big deal, but I think its more of a psychological thing than anything. I go from 2 times a day to never at all. Guess I am using him too much.
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Old 04-04-2007, 07:49 AM   #7 (permalink)
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It will come back. Your a guy. Eventually she will give it up and your little guy will understand his place again.
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Old 04-04-2007, 09:00 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Agreed. Its a phase, just don't worry about it.
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Old 04-05-2007, 03:58 AM   #9 (permalink)
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There's absolutely nothing wrong with masturbation while you're in a relationship. In fact, it probably helps the relationship as long as it doesn't take the place of sex.

I say all that because I'm curious if you are having issues wanking off because you feel guilty (which alot of people do while in relationships) or you just aren't genuinely interested in the porn. ?
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Old 04-05-2007, 08:16 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Were you able to masturbate before this started? Maybe she is a witch who has cast a spell on you.
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Old 04-05-2007, 09:39 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Were you able to masturbate before this started? Maybe she is a witch who has cast a spell on you.
Yes, I was. In fact, I was able to do it quite often!
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Old 04-05-2007, 11:18 PM   #12 (permalink)
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A witch, eh? That reminds me of this one gal I dated. During the brief time we were going out, I wasn't interested in solo play... Could she have been a witch too?

But regarding your issue, just give it a few days. You'll be fine.
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Old 04-07-2007, 04:13 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Its throwing a tantrum from the lack of attention your giving it.
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Old 04-08-2007, 10:26 AM   #14 (permalink)
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God, this is so weird, but here it goes.

So I've been seeing this girl for about a month now, and everything is great. I see her just about every day and we get intimate ALOT.

Here is my problem...I cannot masturbate. My johnson won't even respond. It won't even respond to porn. But when she gives me a handjob he stands at attention!

I hope this is just a phase...suggestions?
Here's what you can do - as soon as your girl is successful in getting a full errection,let her sit on your 'johnson'. It'll respond differently. If that's not working either then it's high time to see a Doc. they will investigate and do the needful.
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Old 04-10-2007, 02:19 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Look, you know it feels better when she does it anyway. So let her. See, no problemo.
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Old 04-12-2007, 06:45 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I appreciate everybody's replies. Just thought I would update you all and say that this phase is over. I am back in business
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Old 04-12-2007, 07:18 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Gratz on your rediscovered "motivation"
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:23 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I appreciate everybody's replies. Just thought I would update you all and say that this phase is over. I am back in business
So how's bussiness buddy?
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