need some advice

[Keg-o-Grog]

Alright, I'm a big fan of anal sex, and luckly my girlfriend lets me get lucky from time to time.

However, the last time was somewhat messy. ...feces do not turn me on. So here is my question; is there anyway to clean her anus? is there something that we can buy and she can take or whatever... as opposed to going to some doctor and put a tube up her butt or however that works.

any suggestions are welcome.

thank you for your attention

[goddess_otu]

Hmm. It's an interesting question. It CAN be fun, just not to be covered in shit. I'll be watching this thread for more replies. In my experience, It's just better to not do it right before or after going to the bathroom. Yuck.

[DaElf]

I really would'nt know how to do that. Pornstars do it with a douche I believe. I only say that because I once heard a guy in a porn say 'make sure you douche that ass squeeky clean' and the girl like 'tehehehe' so yea maybe research that a bit.

On another note please explain why anal sex is fun. Is it different from vaginal sex? Is it warmer, tighter, smoother or is it just the fact that you have your penis in someone elses butthole? Someone once told me they liked anal sex because they felt like they were dominating the girl. I'm not much into that kind of stuff though as I grew my opposable thumbs years ago.

[Keg-o-Grog]

As far as the reason why i like it, i can't really say. It is just a fancy. I just love the look of her ass. I love to touch it. Everything. Too me, sexuality is simply too complex to be justified as far as preference goes. It just turns me on, and i therfor i try to get it, thats all i can say for myself about that.

[Sage]

Well, there's really two things you can do to make anal sex more clean. One is have your girl be a little more aware of the last time she went to the bathroom, and the quality of her feces (yeah, it's disgusting, but true). As long as she's gone to the bathroom within 3-4 hours, and she didn't have runny stool, she's most likely clean. To gaurentee cleanliness, she needs to give herself a thorough enema or two about two hours before you have anal sex. Yeah, it makes things a little less spontanious because she has to prepare, but it will make SURE that she's nice and clean. You want to do the enema a few hours before having sex because it will clean out the natural lubrication in the colon and having sex right after would be rather unpleasant. More Info (please ignore the ads)

As to the question "why have anal sex?" my husband says that my ass is really tight, and hot (heat). It's a different sensation, and also it's sort of "taboo" which adds to the excitement. I like anal sex because it feels different in a good sort of way, and allows for different kinds of orgasms.

PS:

Originally Posted by DaElf

I'm not much into that kind of stuff though as I grew my opposable thumbs years ago.

Some people like dominating, and some like to be dominated. My husband is the smartest, sweetest, most sensitive guy in the world, and yet he likes to dominate me and I like to be dominated by him. By making a comment like this you're impolitely catagorizing all people who like to dominate as sub-primate. Please be more constructive in your comments next time.

[Keg-o-Grog]

so how do i preform an enema? do i need to buy certain kinds of equipment or... ?

[sadeianlinguist]

Buy a Fleet enema. It comes with everything included. She just puts the syringe in her anus and it's simple. You can get this stuff at Wal-Mart.

[Keg-o-Grog]

Originally Posted by sadeianlinguist

Buy a Fleet enema. It comes with everything included. She just puts the syringe in her anus and it's simple. You can get this stuff at Wal-Mart.

hahaha!! i love your sig!

ahem... thank you for that handy piece of information.