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Old 07-29-2004, 06:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Good quotes from political speaches.

This was an idea that hit me with the Kerry democratic Convention when he gave a nice aspiration to the beginning of a word.

(Anyone else notice that they Botoxed his forehead?!)

"What does it mean when ##% of children in Harlem have asthma because of _Hair_ pollution"

Is it because they are adopting bigger hair? Reverting to the bad hair of the '80s. Who knows.

PS, anyone have the "Quale season" video? It was fantastic.
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Old 07-29-2004, 07:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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No offense, but what are you talking about?
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Old 07-29-2004, 07:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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He meant to say Air pollution. But yeah, I heard Hair.

If you were watching CNN, you woulda caught this.

"More balloons, I need more balloons! Where the hell are the ballons?! What the fuck are you guys doing up there?!"
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:57 PM   #4 (permalink)
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It is well known that balloons hate Democrats. Don't laugh, it has been YEARS since a balloon drop worked at a Dem. Convention.

However, they had the best fireworks I have ever seen.
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Old 07-29-2004, 11:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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ok, so it WASN'T just me? I thought that was pretty darn funny

(And, no, I don't think anyone is criticizing Kerry for anything here, so no need for anyone to get sensitive about it, it's just an amusing little slip up - especially with all the jokes about Kerry's and Edwards' hair )
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Old 07-30-2004, 01:15 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I heard the hair pollution. I think he was talking about Sharpton's hair products. Thats it! Kerry must be racist! Work this angle, Bush.
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Old 07-30-2004, 01:56 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Oh good, I wasnt the only one. I thought I was hearing things when he said Hair Pollution.
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