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32v4c 08-07-2003 12:35 PM

What Superpower would you like?
 
This is an interesting experiment, see what people choose:

You are driving home from work/school/whatever one day and a radioactive meteorite whacks into the hood of your car. You are knocked unconscious, have some dream about great power being transferred to you, and awaken a week later in the hospital.

You recover and go home, and soon discover you have an interesting, amazing, wonderful SUPERPOWER!

What power do you want? And why? Only 2 choices though:

1. The ability to fly innately.
2. The ability to become invisible at will.

BadForm 08-07-2003 01:04 PM

Invisibility: Matches my personality better. I prefer to sit aside quietly and not draw much attention to myself. Sometimes I just want to be able to observe the world go by without being caught up by anything.

The_Dude 08-07-2003 01:15 PM

invisible....the possibilities are endless

CSflim 08-07-2003 01:27 PM

Another vote for invisibility! Definately!

On another note, shouldn't this be in Nonsense or General Discussion or something?

Arc101 08-07-2003 01:32 PM

It's got to be mind control - It would be interesting to find out if Bush has a mind to control !

Also me, Gillian Anderson & Nicole Kidman - a bath full of ice cream and a wetsuit need I say more !!!

CSflim 08-07-2003 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arc101
It's got to be mind control - It would be interesting to find out if Bush has a mind to control !

Also me, Gillian Anderson & Nicole Kidman - a bath full of ice cream and a wetsuit need I say more !!!

Where where? Was that a secret option!?
No wait, you just didn't bother to read the post. :rolleyes:

TheKak 08-07-2003 03:14 PM

Flying would own invisibilty, no more traffic, no more walking everywhere, no more airport security!

Katyblu 08-07-2003 03:25 PM

Invisibilty definitely! Think of all the things you could do!

32v4c 08-07-2003 05:42 PM

I think it fits under philosophy.

Especially since the follow up question is - what would you use your super power for?

This question is from an episode of "this american life" on NPR, about the important mythology of comics & superheroes to americans. I think it fits under pop-philosophy if nothing else.

rogue49 08-07-2003 06:35 PM

Invisibility.

Cool power,
classic psychology question.

Mr. Spacemonkey 08-07-2003 07:35 PM

I would choose invisibility. It would be cool to freak other people out and just imagine all the things you could get away with.

bobw 08-07-2003 07:39 PM

The ability to freeze time and only I can still move around...

gremlinx8 08-07-2003 08:21 PM

I would choose the ability to read people's minds.

rainheart 08-07-2003 08:49 PM

Complete invisibility!! Even infrared and all that other stuff, otherwise it's just not worth it.

Imagine getting up and going to the fridge to grab a glass of milk and wham! suddenly you get smacked across your ass, and all you can hear is "AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!". You'd think you're going crazy.

Flying is good for getting away but with invisibility you don't have to.

Jdermit101 08-07-2003 09:21 PM

Telepathy would be sweet.

mrquackers 08-08-2003 02:53 AM

Invisibility. I'm a natural observer of life as it is. This would make that even easier!

Pellaz 08-08-2003 07:26 AM

Geeky post alert! Warning, make room for the geek!

I choose invisiblity. Although I would rather have the powers of the invisible woman, who has alwaays been on the top of my all time 'if I could have any super power list.

Flying would be next to useless unless you had enhanced toughness or invincibility also. If you aren't flying at 5mph and close to the ground (walking, anyone?) eventualy you're going to run into a bug or hailstone at speed, and it ain't gonna be cool. Biker leathers you say? What a pain in the ass that would be.

Charlatan 08-08-2003 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pellaz
Biker leathers you say? What a pain in the ass that would be.
Only if you are doing it right... ;)


BTW... invisibility here as well. As stated above the possibilities are endless...

sportsrule101 08-08-2003 08:53 AM

invisability would probably be made illegal, flying woudn't

32v4c 08-08-2003 11:36 AM

Im surprised the number of people who choose flying. It's usually much lower!

What doesnt surprise me is nobody has yet given "to fight crime" as an answer for what they'd do with it. Nobody ever does - yet it's the basis of most of the superhero comic books out there.

bermuDa 08-08-2003 02:48 PM

telepathy\telekinesis

both flying and invisibility can be acheived... so i'm not really breaking the rules :p

TheKak 08-08-2003 04:51 PM

Invisibility would be "neat" for a while, but flying is definatly a more useful utility power unless you are doing something militarily (or if you're a pervert who doesnt get anyway so you use it to spy on naked chicks). What else could you do with invisibility that isnt decietful?

Hrothgar 08-08-2003 06:29 PM

Invisibility. I could be a very rich voyuer.

Moonduck 08-08-2003 08:36 PM

*shrug* Why worry about the obvious uses of invisibility? It is plain what any misanthrope could use it for. Flight is a much less "useful" power, and thus not the one most selfish folk would choose.

Me? I chose "flight". I don't claim to be an altruist, but I love to fly. If I had the money, I would definitely pursue a pilot's license. Invisibility is just not that big a deal. It is easy enough to be unnoticed if you so choose. Dress mundanely, common grade suit works, have a clipboard in hand, and a serious look. 90% of the time, people will neither mess with you or ask questions. Too easy. Flight though...

Memalvada 08-09-2003 09:28 AM

I'd choose flight. It would impress the babes, and it would be a great way to avoid traffic. As long as I dont get sucked into a jet engine, it'd be far cooler for me...

h2g2Fan 08-09-2003 09:38 AM

Depending on the mechanics of flight, whether it would be some sort of levitation or whether i'd have wings or something like that, I would pick it. :P

frogger27 08-09-2003 10:34 AM

I want to have web. I could sort of fly and I'd love to walk down they guys hall in the dorms ripping their towels off after they get out of the shower :D

koli70 08-09-2003 03:23 PM

Flying, I have friends all over so that would be great!

MacGnG 08-09-2003 04:00 PM

with invisiblity:
1. look at naked chicks
2. get cool stuff
EDIT: 3. play tricks on ppl
what else do you need?! and u can be invisible and have sex with someone, thats just funny!

Nefir 08-09-2003 04:50 PM

I'll have to go with flying. There's great potential to do great good (or evil, if you prefer) if you can fly. I am assuming that this flying will be fast enough and reliable enough to be used for travel, evasion, and some badass aerial martial arts :D

For all you invisible people - what if you get hit by a truck or something, while oggling at teh b00bies? That doesn't sound like much fun to me :D

Xell101 08-09-2003 04:57 PM

Flight. I could do insane martial arts with hovering moves, flight speed enhanced kicks, I'd be a regular super hero! I could do shows (or rob...lots of robbing) to make special suits so I can go mach 47 around the world with no problem.
I'd like to be able to withstand any G-Force.

Invisibilty. All the sounds I'd make would give it away. At least with flgiht I could pretend I'm an angelic deity or something come down to spread my seed and get loads of chics!

Beltruckus 08-09-2003 09:29 PM

i think it also depends on what kind of invisible is it like, When you go invisible your clothes stay visible so you have to walk around naked exposed to the elements, or is it whatever you are holding is invisible, if that is the case wouldn't the ground turn invisible too, because you are walking on it? I think invisibility, while extremely useful/fun, is too complicated. I would choose flight, and make sure you work out alot so that you don't get the Fat wave going :D

hawkeye 08-09-2003 09:55 PM

Invisible, I like the concept of silent running...

Beltruckus 08-09-2003 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hawkeye
Invisible, I like the concept of silent running...
Why would being invisible automatically give you silent running?

RoadRage 08-09-2003 10:57 PM

I want to fly.

Invisibility has the burden that you have to watch out for morons who don't see you standing there because you're invisible.

Flying means I don't have to watch out for idiots on their cellphones, I don't have to worry about speed limits and cops with larceny in their hearts and quotae to fill, and I don't have to keep track of who has the lowest fuel prices. It seems to me to be a far more desirable than invisibility.

John Henry 08-10-2003 01:42 AM

I choose... the ancient Mongolian Empire!

...Oh, that kind of superpower. Umm, invisibility. No, flight. How about being translucent and able to jump very high, could I have that?

Maveric 08-10-2003 08:14 PM

i choose invisibility... i could always turn invisible and go steal a jet pack or sneak on a plane for free...

neoinoakleys 08-11-2003 11:44 AM

Definitely fly...airline prices are just WAY too high...:-)

jhericurl21 08-11-2003 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Maveric
i choose invisibility... i could always turn invisible and go steal a jet pack or sneak on a plane for free...
exactly

titsmurf 08-11-2003 08:58 PM

Flying, man!
Invisibility has more uses, but flying would be so much more fun! I can just see myself floating around on my little cloud, reading a book and keeping myself cool by floating in circles. And it's a great way to escape trouble. Get into a fight? Just float off! Who is going to follow you?

With invisibility, you can watch girls in the showers. But with flying, you can probably impress them enough to actually get them into your bed, and be able to participate.

Jonsgirl 08-12-2003 12:48 AM

Both would be cool, but I'm going to go with the flying thing. I'd probably get myself in less trouble with just flying.

Tickford 08-12-2003 02:17 AM

Please make my invisible.... that would be sooooo cool...... for aleast a few days....

skysooner 08-12-2003 08:09 AM

This is a tough one, because I do like to sit back and watch life and invisibility would give me the opportunity to really observe what goes on behind closed doors. However, I voted to fly as I would like to really see more of the world and flying would give me that opportunity.

jhericurl21 08-12-2003 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by titsmurf

Get into a fight? Just float off! Who is going to follow you?


couldnt u go invisible and just fuck him up?

Xell101 08-12-2003 08:42 PM

Besides, what kind of women wouldn't want a child with superhuman flight capabilities?

bparker805 08-13-2003 03:06 PM

For me it would have to be invisibilty. Just for the sake of seeing what really goes on when a pack of women go to the restroom together. I just know there has got to be somekind of lesbian orgy going on... Either that or to be the Thing... Rock hard all the time, baby! "It's clobberin' time!"

Xell101 08-13-2003 05:20 PM

No! They're all part of a lesbian conspiracy!

mjollnir 08-15-2003 06:45 AM

flying!

Esoteric 08-15-2003 03:46 PM

Invisibility, as stated many times before..the possibilities are endless.

Xell101 08-15-2003 07:35 PM

Ever hear the phrase "Who gives a flying fuck?"

Mr. Spacemonkey 08-15-2003 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Xell101
Ever hear the phrase "Who gives a flying fuck?"
I do!

Okay no I don't . . . i'll be leaving now.

iktoweya 08-16-2003 04:32 AM

id be invisible

Keg-o-Grog 08-16-2003 12:13 PM

flying, it must be flying. free as a bird, defying the laws of gravity. you can even travle as far as you want to. it would be just great, i could fly wherever i wanted.

Mr. Spacemonkey 08-16-2003 12:32 PM

Flying seems like it would be pretty cool for a short time but after awhile i would think it would get boring, it would just end up as an alternative form of transportation.

Plus, would it be harder to breath while flying? You know, since the air is thiner the higher you go

FlorentinoAriza 08-18-2003 01:50 AM

fear of heights
so i'll take invisibillity please

thank you

Beltruckus 08-18-2003 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Spacemonkey


Plus, would it be harder to breath while flying? You know, since the air is thiner the higher you go

No one is saying you have to fly high, I don't think it would get boring, take a day off work and visit places you have never been. I would go to Canada.

prosequence 08-18-2003 10:20 AM

hmm, tough choice... I would normally pick flying but with all the crap going on nowadays, you would get shot down, or have to pay airport tax and other not fun stuff.
So I guess invisibility, that way I can kick people and laugh bout it.

Shpoop 08-19-2003 07:05 AM

put me up for flyin

invisibility is cool, you could screw people without them knowing it... but eventually that would get old and it wouldnt have the satisfaction like you doing it would.
and you just know that if you were invisible you would do all sorts of stuff you would regret later

but flying! no more cars! no more hassles! no more rush hour!

Cru 08-19-2003 07:14 AM

I would like invisibility. I would get to steal things, and stealing things is great.

Beltruckus 08-19-2003 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shpoop
put me up for flyin

invisibility is cool, you could screw people without them knowing it...
but flying! no more cars! no more hassles! no more rush hour!

Are you talking about raping people? Thats horrible.

nostalgic1 08-19-2003 10:26 AM

definitely invisibility... imagine the possibilities... i mean... really IMAGINE the possibilites...

Booboo 08-19-2003 02:22 PM

I would definately go with the ability to stop time, as someone else posted, and still be able to move around when its stopped.. and be able to restart it at any time.

The key would be being able to stop time and still intereact with things.. like move someones drink ect.. or i'm sure people could some up with some more interesting uses=P

Unlike being invisble.. where someone could bump into you ect.. you could just stop time.. move around do what you need to do.. move back to where you were, or if you were smart you would only stop it when no one can see you.. otherwise theres pretty much no way to go back to the Exact same spot you were in.. and I think the difference would be noticable=P

I think it would be fun.. teehee

Edit: Of the 2 options given I would take invisibility, would be the next best thing to the time thing=)

Beltruckus 08-19-2003 07:23 PM

Only problem BooBoo is that stopping time wasnt one of the choices was it. :hmm:

mystmarimatt 08-29-2003 12:00 PM

i' fly, i know i should choose invisibilty for the obvious reasons, but i've always been obsessed with peter pan, and wanted to be abe to fly

Fire 09-25-2003 07:41 PM

flight is a great option- just to be able to travle to far off places on a budget- and you could start one hell of a courier service.

Speed_Gibson 09-25-2003 11:30 PM

from these choices, it would be Invisibility. As previously mentioned I would want to be completely invisible from infra-red and everything else, nothing like Hollow Man where they could see him with the goggles.

I would much rather be able to "phase-shift" (I think that is the term used in sci-fi shows) where I could walk through solid objects or be like Al in Quantum Leap when he is a hologram in the past. Locked doors could be a thing of the past

in either case, I would want the effect to encompass my body so I could wear normal clothes and carry bags and other things. If you have to be naked to be truly invisible then it is a completely different experience. Also makes a huge difference if you can walk through solid walls but not carry anything through with you.

the ideal power would be a combination of both of those.

MacGnG 09-29-2003 03:34 PM

i like what Speed_Gibson said! :)

Pheatius 10-01-2003 01:49 PM

I can see no one here and no one can see me.

Everyone in this forum is ''Invisible' already. We only show what we want others to see or we lurk.

I am pretty sure no one in here can fly. (more than once that is...splat)

B21 10-01-2003 05:07 PM

1.The ability to freeze time at will.

2.The ability to move things with my mind(telekinesis).

tekaweni 10-08-2003 02:06 PM

Flying, definitely. If I was invisible I'd get a lot more perv opportunities but on balance I'd like to be up in the air, paying no fare..

The.Lunatic 10-08-2003 05:02 PM

omfg invinsible for sure. I'd be able to do so manythings, assuming that i'm invinsible i'd do something that i really love like snowboarding, I'd quit going to school thats for sure mechanical enginerding is to hard.

Chuckles 10-11-2003 11:15 AM

would the invisibility be triggered when you wanted? I wouldn't want to be invisible for the rest of my life. That would SUCK! If i could control it, then yeah maybe. But for now, flying.

Lunchbox7 10-12-2003 12:41 AM

Psionics would be the best. this is why:

You could fly with telekinisis

You could mess with peoples mind and thus manipulate their thoughts so you are invisible

You could conrtol peoples thoughts

You could read thoughts so you would always know the answer if someone else knows and someone always knows the answer

You could be assured of a true friend because you ccan read their intentions

You can protect yourself from har with telekinisis

You would be the best sprotsman of all time with a combination of telepathy and telekinisis

Basically with psionic powers you can accomplish anything. You would be almost god like. Now that is a super power

riptide4070 10-15-2003 08:23 PM

Flying!

As long as terrorists don't disturb my airways. The joy of flying would be my biggest reason. I could help people when I could be of assisstance but wouldn't want to be a super hero. They usually don't have time for chicks.

I wouldn't drive a girl on a date, we'd fly!

I'd hate it someone stepped on my shoes while being invisible. That movie with Kevin Bacon being invisible freaked me out! Because of that movie I'm now afraid of invisible people.

Killconey 10-15-2003 10:58 PM

Flying would by far be superior because it would allow you to gracefully move from place to place at a quick rate and you could also do many impressive things to gain the world's favor. All invisibility does is increase the risk that you'll get accidentally punched, hit with floating objects and run over by cars that don't see you.

Lunchbox7 10-15-2003 11:58 PM

Teleportation would be cool. Peak hour traffic would be a thing of the past. Noww that is a dream.

Beltruckus 10-16-2003 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lunchbox7
Psionics would be the best. this is why:

You could fly with telekinisis

You could mess with peoples mind and thus manipulate their thoughts so you are invisible

You could conrtol peoples thoughts

You could read thoughts so you would always know the answer if someone else knows and someone always knows the answer

You could be assured of a true friend because you ccan read their intentions

You can protect yourself from har with telekinisis

You would be the best sprotsman of all time with a combination of telepathy and telekinisis

Basically with psionic powers you can accomplish anything. You would be almost god like. Now that is a super power

thanks for that lovely insight but the choices were Flying or Invisibility

mml 10-16-2003 01:19 PM

Flying, I have always wanted to be able to fly. Invisivility doesn't really do anything for me. Flying would be be just flat out cool. :)

Xenomorph 10-16-2003 06:26 PM

Flying would be awesome until everyone saw you and government researchers dissected you.

Invisibility would have more uses than I can count...most have been mentioned already. I'd be fine without cloaking from infrared and such, because I wouldn't use my invisibility to get into sensitive places...just for practical purpose.


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