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If God were to be brought up on charges...
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lol this is a joke right?
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These guys went through the Bible(King James Version) and listed every example of murder, cruelty to animals, etc. etc. hehehe
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and they didn't even bother to realize that Kings and Judges are the nearly duplicates....not to mention that listing the Song of Solomon as Porn on a board like this...an act so ironic subverts itself entirely.
So it's funny and all, but it really doesn't serve much of a point. Most of the other Christians i see on this board seem quite aware of the violence implicit in our tradition, and have consciously dealt with this. I personally wonder if a book with less of these things could really encompass the human search for meaning... |
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Personally, because of one key teaching, "Love your neighbor as yourself" seriously, how can that go wrong? Lots of wrong has been done in the name of many different deities, but a lot of good has been done as well. Unfortunatly, a lot of people take the bible literally, which ends up with a lot of harm done, but until you've read it once or twice, really read it, slow down on the passing of judgement. Those were different times. Also, I've read this before, feel the defense should get a shot. Crimes have been committed, but if the prosecution wishes to lay those charges, the defense would like the jury to keep in mind every dawn and sunset, the love in your wife/husband's eyes, Chasey Lain, the Rocky Mountains, the Great Barrier reef, shall I go on? :) |
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if God were real enough to be brought up on charges he would smite you for trying. not like it would bother him according to your list. lol
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hmmm, for some odd reason, im reminded of the first TNG episode, where Q puts the crew on trial for all humanities crimes..
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Most of those quotes were from the old testament, Christians have more to do with the New Testament (Jesus and his teachings).
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He's God... he can do what he wants... DUH.
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As a work of satire, I laughed the entire way through. The people who came up with this are geniuses. As an actual religious accusation, it falls quite short.
Lets all agree for the purpose of my argument that a righteous Yahweh exists and that he exterminated all of those people? What of it? He is all knowing and all good, so he automatically knows who deserves life and who deserves death. If he acts on that knowledge, that's acting more like a judge than a murderer (insert whining of liberals here about the death penalty being murder anyway). In regards to slavery, one only has to look at the conditions laid forth in the Bible about slavery and compare them to other societies at the time and to modern practices. Slavery meant servitude in the Israelite culture. Yahweh commanded that the slaves be treated with all respect and fairness. There was even a clause (albeit a rarely followed one) that commanded that all slaves be freed after seven years of servitude unless the slave loved his master so much that he became a slave for life. When this happened, the slave was largely considered a part of the family. In other societies at the time, slaves had no rights, were savagely and cruelly treated and had no way out of their life. Modern slavery and the slavery in America before the Civil War also falls short of the Jewish example. As to the pornography, those are funny references but they were not at all intended in the way that you suggest just like the naked tribal women on the Discovery Channel aren't meant for jerking off papermachesatan, you have provided me with hours of entertainment. I will pass your link on to all of my Christian friends and we will all proceed to laugh at how great your post is. Our beliefs, however, won't be changed. |
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I am not picking and choosing anything, but its common knowledge (or should be) that the old testament is exclusivly Hebrew, the first five (the Torah) are fundamental to the religion. The New testament are the CHRISTIAN BOOKS, written by the founding fathers' on the teachings of Jesus, the history and teachings of the early church, and a prophecy that is shrouded in mystery (revelations).
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And if the particular part of Christianity you follow ignores the Old Testament, then this post shouldn't bother you at all. :) |
Well sir you bring up good points, I suppose I am partially playing devil's adovcate. But as it goes I am a Roman Catholic, and the old testament has never come up for me, I think its more for the cafeterian catholics.
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lol, I'm sure God would have a good defense and a really good lawyer.
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1. Question in the form "Why do Christians do X?" are generally invalid. There is no monolith of "Christians" who do all the same things. 2. The Old Testement is not a monolith of belief either. This is a collection of scriptures, many different authors and editors. Simple proof texting, eg: "Leviticus says that gays are bad" is a reckless use of such a text. There are many GBLT Christians who still find significant meaning in both testaments. Just because they, or anyone else for that matter... don't find God's voice in passages that advocate violence, etc...does not mean that they are unfaithful to the tradition. You level the arguement that it's "picking and choosing." Okay. That's what the church fathers did to come up with the list of book that would make it anyhow. They listened to what they felt God was saying, and choose what books represented their faith. I respect their choices. I do not consider myself absolutely bound by them. I too, must "Listen to what the Spirit is saying" (Revelations 2:11) 3. Moses, etc... I suggest Bill Moyer's "Genesis" as reading on the very human portrait of God in the Pentatuch. Having spent a fair amount of time learning the NT, over the last year, i've taken time to attend Jewish Torah study, and to learn more about this...and i've found it fascinating. As i was hinting earlier, the inclusion of a very human portrait of God, the realities of violence, and all the other things that get mentioned in the list are all part of the tapestry of the search for meaning. Yeah, it's challenging. Yes, it is a conflict for the believer to sort out. Yes, it looks messy and inoperable to the outsider. But the complexity allows the mind and soul to really get to work on trying to understand the mystery...in ways that a straight forward text could never inspire. |
I'd only charge god with neglect.
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Levitictus 20:13: If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death. Quote:
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Not to mention, you did nothing to disprove my point! Proof texting, such as taking ONE VERSE out of context, and not reading it in light of the critical discourse on that text...is not a very respected way of reading the OT. Works for arguementative athiests and fundamentalists....but that's about it. Furthermore, if you for some reason doubt the conviction of GBLT Christians, and their sincere faith in BOTH testaments...you're sorely mistaken. whosoever.org is a good resource online...and i can get links to Jewish GBLT groups too, if you so like. Quote:
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In case you have all forgotten... Only God can judge, it has never been, is not, and never will be, our place to judge in the same way that he does...
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by chavos
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I don't doubt that that there are dedicated GBLT Christians but they would most certainly have overlooked that particular part of the Old Testament, wouldn't they? Quote:
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That verse is taken out of context. First of all, you didn't include the full Parsha, or reading, that would have originally framed ANY debate on the subject. Nor did you make any reference to the traditions of critical analysis that have grown around that and other related passages. Nor did you include any of the surrounding verses to give it anything resembling context. This is called proof texting, and doesn't fly far in most circles. Quite simply, there is a fair amount of social taboos in Mosaic law, and most Christians do not adhere to them. There is quite a debate over whether that particular passage is done away with after Christ's coming, but since niether of us know Hebrew, that's going to be a very tough one to argue intellegently. But it should be noted that there is a strong tradition of carefully reading these legalisms (Note that most fundamentalists don't keep kosher, even though the Gospel of Matthew seems to uphold it in 5:19). Quote:
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-from http://whosoever.org/bible/ It is certainly not oversight that makes them able to reconcile themselves to God...it's not nice to imply that. |
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Demonstrate why they're referring to temple prostitution. Quote:
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But it misses the point to take the bad out of context. And that's what that list is. It's a total exercize in seeing the forest for the trees.... Quote:
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Racism: Genesis 24:1-4. Abraham forces his servant to swear not to marry a Canaanite. Homophobia: the already discussed Levicitus 20:13. religious violence: Exodus 19:12. If you touch Mt. Sinai, you'll be put to death. If you don't deny that these things haven't occured then you admit that the Bible is inherently immoral because it advocates completely immoral behavior. Quote:
For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him. Was that taken out of context? Levicitus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. Was that taken out of context? Kill the animal for being raped? 20:16 And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Was that taken out of context? Kill the animal for being raped? I could go on and on. I won't bother arguing over the homosexuality in the Bible anymore. I'll just say you're right about the homosexuality being described in Levicitus 20:13 refers to temple prostitution. I don't need to dwell on homophobia on the Bible to make my point: The Bible itself describes many many injustices and cruelty in a favorable light. Quote:
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I try very hard to stay away from discussion on politics & religion.
It can be a volotile subject to say the least. So on that note, I'll say this... While I've not not read all the posts in this thread, I see nothing philosophical growing here - just two people getting into a pissing contest. So please folks - let's try to keep it civil - ok? THANX!!! :D |
I'm a Christian and I have read both the old testament and new testament a number of times. I don't have any formal education, but I'll try to voice my opinion on the whole "god hates homosexuality" argument nonetheless.
Basically, in the old testament God was interested in keeping his people (the israelites) separate, pure, and procreating. To this end he outlawed anything that would enable his people to be "tainted" by foreign religions, philosophies or beliefs such as not allowing them to marry outside the tribe, and putting to death all who opposed the israelites. He also wanted to grow his people in numbers and so he outlawed all sexual acts that did not lead to procreation. Beastiality, homosexuality, "onanism" (pulling out, basically), etc. were all outlawed, as were most forms of incest (so as to keep 'em "pure" and free of eventual genetic weaknesses). If you think of it in those terms, it makes a lot more sense. At least to me it does. ;) I think that the Old Testament still is applicable, but needs to be viewed through the filter of the New Testament. Christ did not come to abolish the old law, but to fulfill it. He was able to take 10 commandments and boil 'em down to 2 that covered everything. He was able to take the letter of the law and imbue it with the true spirit of the law. An example is when he said that it was said "Do not commit adultery" but that any man who looks lustfully at a woman has commited adultery in his heart. The Old Testament is definately relevant and a good recording of where our beliefs came from, but at the same time we are not bound by that covenant because Christ brought us a new one. That definately doesn't mean that the old should be completely discarded. |
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I agree with Hanxter that meaningful discussion has long ceased between Papermachesatan and Chavos, as they can't even agree on the basics for their discussion. So please either agree to disagree or tone it down a notch, fellas. Second, I agree with Chavos that Paper is wed to as literalistic an interpretation and reading of the Bible as ultra fundamentalist Christians are, and ultimately, this is a disservice to the book. This is simplistic in the least and ignores hundreds of years of Biblical scholarship and understanding. From a review of What the Bible Really Says About Homosexuality by by Helminiak, Daniel A., Ph.D. , John S. Spong Quote:
John Spong also wrote Rescuing the Bible from Fundamentalism : A Bishop Rethinks the Meaning of Scripture And while I haven't read this book, it is on my wish list. |
[QUOTE]Originally posted by papermachesatan
[B]Irrelevant. We're not debating about the Christians, we're debating about the events portrayed in the Bible. The only thing we're debating about is the Bible. Not the Christians who can't follow it word for word in life. You argue that which you don't know, the old testament is not to be taken literal, many of the events and command actions were acceptable and needed to that culture, not necessarly acceptable to todays standerds. Just as some stuff we do today won't be acceptable to later generations down the road. The old testament is to be strained through what is taught in the New testament. Some of what is taught in the NT is not directly applicable to today, because culture has changed some, when that is the case commen sense is needed, and help from a knowledgeable person in the areas of greek and hebrew is useful. Also don't take what is written in certain versions, as a correct translation of what was original written. Most translations help the transition from greek to english easier to understand be changing words, and there order around, rather than take a literal translation from greek word to english word. |
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That does make sense given that the Bible displays racism, cruelty, and senseless violence(i.e. Levicitus 20:15, 2 Kings 2:23-24, etc.), etc. in a favorable light. |
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Ok given that I'm an athiest I have little to add to these arguements but a slightly humorous acronym. CUI; creation under the influence, a non-moving violation that should result in at least 4 points on his deity liscence...
I will apologize in advance for this sad display of religious humor. Gene C. |
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So with all due respect, I'm not interested in debating with you either, since you've demonstrated you do not understand anything about which you speak. |
PMS: (god damn, ok, won't acronymize your name anymore, sorry), anyway, you can't address the bible literally. no more than you can any piece of literature. when we sit in class and talk about Shelley and Brönte (is that right? I thought there was an accent in there somewhere)... we don't talk about "well, the monster killed people, so he's evil" that's too black and white. we talk about how Shelley intended the monster to reflect the mistakes that Victor himself had made, and the oppression of women at the time, or some such, etc etc... ANY literature needs to be looked at through the eyes of someone in the period in which it was written. no piece of writing is valid without cultural and periodic context.
Also, words, they are nothing. what matters is what people read into them. If I read the bible (which I never have, cover to cover, I will admit), and it means one thing to me, then that's what it means. The fact that it doesn't mean the same thing to you has no bearing on it's meaning in my life. Debates about literature are ALWAYS about interpretations of the story, not it's "literal" meaning, which is, actually, a really vague idea, in general. i mean... who's to say that the hebrew word for abomination really means that? Unless you speak hebrew (god i hope that's the right language) you're relying on someone who's translated this thing, over and over. Point? Relax, man. You aren't gonna change any minds here, and there's no way to walk away with a clear victory on something so subjective as the morality of the bible. if you'd like to discuss it further, that's fine, but please, remember that NO one can win, and NO one has a monopoly on TRUTH in this discussion. hense, it's philosophy. ;) edit: awesome link, Chavus... i'm down to Leveticus, and that's the best answer to those passages I've ever seen. :) now if someone can explain the "no masturbting" thing to me, all the veils will have been lifted! :D |
I swore i'd quit. But debate is like crack...there are no quitters, just people in various stages of recovery.
I wholeheartedly agree with Lebell...knowing the society in which a faliable and human text was born can help show us why such injustices are included and shown in a holy light. I don't condone them...but i won't throw baby out with bath water. Guilt by association is a logical falliacy...and hyperliteralization is just as distorting. I just would like to know how it is "subjective" to want to know what the passage meant to those who wrote it, and what its meant to the community since. That said, i don't see much profit in going in to the particular passage further...the link i posted from whosoever.org has about the best discussion of the "hammer" passages that you're bringing up, paper. Read it if you care to. And thank you for your apology...i don't mind that you disagree with me...i had the exact same objections a few years back. I just prefer to keep the discussion civil. Cheerios-I'm always glad to share that site-It's one of the most scholarly and complete discussions i've seen of GBLT relations with the church that i've seen online... |
I think that what this debate could use is for everyone to get together and eat some pizza while watching Dogma and Life of Brian. Then we could all laugh at sacrilige happily. I think that this whole "God on Trial" concept would make a wonderful dark comedy.
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Two of my favorite movies. Comon over, I've got em both on dvd and we'll pop some popcorn and make a nite of it. |
Lebell, Cheerios, chavos:
What you're saying is that the standards of the people for which the Bible was written and ONLY the standards of the people for which it was written in order to determine Biblical morality. That means: -Goebels advocation of the Holocaust during WWII was morally correct. -Southern slave holders were correct in their actions, because their society accepted slavery. -Spaniards were morally correct in their slaughter of Native Americans because that was morally acceptable to Spaniards at the time. Your moral reasoning is basically flawed, because it absolves people of their overriding responsibilities to mankind in general. During the Old Testament, God ordered Moses to kill 3,000 people because they attempted to worship an idol. The Book of Esther decries the inherent evil of a woman who refuses to display herself for her husband's dinner guests. How are these to be taken allegorically? The only way to determine Biblical morality is to examine the Bible, and not the actions of Christians in general. According to you, I have NO responsibility to people of the future and people are essentially absolved of their responsibilities towards other people. Sorry for lateness in my reply. I've been kind of busy so my reponses may be somewhat delayed. |
satan: there is no black and white right or wrong answer to this. when you look at Goebels advocation of the holocaust (I haven't had the dubious pleasure of reading that one, just grabbing one where I'm pretty sure of hte content), you see it through the filter of your own morality and experiences. The nazi's who read it saw it through a very different filter. To them, it was right. to us, itwas wrong. but are we Correct? who knows. there are many today who would say "no." I'm not advocating racism or genocide here, don't get me wrong. but I'm standing by my point tath you can't seperate a text from it's cultural context. because the author has a filter on his eyes, too, and that effects what he writes. and even the bible was written by someone, and that someone was not god, so there is cultural flavoring there. If you refuse to see that flavoring, instead judging a text purely "objectively" which just means by YOUR personal morality, then taht's fine. and in taht case, to you, you are right. but I cannot see through your eyes, and i cannot agree with your morality.
God ordered Moses to kill people for worshipping false idols. in the old testamate. (damn that's spelled wrong. apologies, scholars). now, as far as i understand it, the old testamate is god slapping down the rules, and the new testamate is jesus telling us how to follow them. so, before jesus came, would it not be fair to assume we were having a hard time w/ this whole rule-following thing? and then, maybe, God may have gotten a bit pissed about this? just like any other caring parent? have you ever been spanked? kinda the same thing. Or so I understand things, and someone w/ more biblical knowledge may come through and bitchslap me down, and that's okay, 'cuz it's not my forte, by any means. BUT, without knowing that the new testimate is the one there to guide OUR actions, today, because that's the whole damn reason Jesus was here in the first place, isn't reading the old testamate kinda silly? 'cuz all you see is this big bad man in the clouds smiting people and shit when they don't do what he says. and what kind of scary religion is that. you can't judge a religion, or it's morality, based on only one part of the picture. gotta take it all in, man. Quote:
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my apologies for the delay in response:
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[/quote] 'cuz all you see is this big bad man in the clouds smiting people and shit when they don't do what he says. and what kind of scary religion is that.[/quote] It's the sort of religion that a good portion of christians(i.e. fundamentalists) follow. Quote:
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If you disregard the most repulsive half the of the Bible(Old Testament), you're already better off. |
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I also think that Christians ought to deal with these passages instead of "disregarding" them. Much better to retain them as a negative example, than to forget the mistakes of the past. |
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The injustices told by the Bible aren't cancelled out because some examples of mercy and love are present. Quote:
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The Bible espouses the injustices along with the mercy and the love equally. If you can sort out the good stuff from the bad and determine what is and isn't the negative example, then you already don't need the Bible, do you? |
Need the bible for what? If you wanted to use it as an easy answer manual, yeah, you'd have to edit it a ton, and probably throw a lot of it out. But that's not the point of it. There is a ancient midrash that in the debate of who the most rightious man of the Old Testament was, several rabbis came down to Noah and Abraham. They chose Abraham since he had bargained and arguerd with God to try to save mankind from God's wrath. The point of believing in God is relationship, not passive acceptance of a litany of rules and maxims. The point of the Bible is engagement, not simple responses or ease of understanding. To sort out what the texts mean, i choose to take my part in the tradition of interpretation and exegesis that seeks to honor God, much the same as the human authors of our texts sought to honor God.
Just seems to me that you're taking a very apocolpytical world view, a legacy from the time of Christ. Most of the mediteranean world believed in the degredation of the world, and that things were not the way they used to be. From this came the notion that prophets had ceased to come, and that the revelations of God were drawing to a close. This shows up in a lot of Paul's writings, specifically 1 Corinthians. Anyhoo, the point is that the whole idea of the Bible as a fixed and immutable thing is human idol, and not reflective of its true gift. You can tell me that the whole of it ought to be one nice moral fairy tale, but it isn't. It is a complicated, contradictory and difficult book. And that isn't bad. If you want to read it as the word of God, dictated from Heaven, that might be a little tough, but the point is that there were human authors. This is not a stone tablet, this an evolving tradition. And you can say that it's evolving soley by human minds, and not by the power of God. But that assumes that God has ceased to operate, and that we can learn nothing more of God through experience. I'd say that's a pretty gaping assumption. |
Whoever or whatever God is, God is 100x smarter than any human will ever be. He sees what you cannot see, He knows what you cannot know. The whole argument is religiously ridiculous.
Besides if one were going to charge God why not then charge him for the entire history and current state of humanity claiming He should have used his abilities to end world hunger and war? |
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You talk of bringing God up on charges? What about Satan? If you're going to start charging deities why not lump them all into one trial here? I mean this is ridiculous. This is a classic example of taking things waaaaayyyyy out of context. You talk about when Noah built the Ark and when God flooded the Earth as Genocide. However, was not a way out given to those people that drowned? Did they not have the ability to say, hmmm, I'm gonna get on this boat so I don't drown and die! Soddom and Gommorah, they were given a chance to repent, they could have, but they didn't. If you actually read what was going on you'll see that these instances of what you say is murder and genocide is punishment because they wouldn't repent. Come on now, be reasonable, start looking for the good in the Bible instead of trying to point out every little misnomer that you think can discredit a supreme being who is all powerful.
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