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Henry J. Kaiser - May 9, 1882
“I make progress by having people around me who are smarter than I am and listening to them. And I assume that everyone is smarter about something than I am.” |
John Wilkes Booth - May 10, 1838
"Sic Semper Tyrannis." |
Foster Brooks - May 11, 1912
"Fellow made me a $10 bet I couldn't quit, and I haven't had a drink since. At the time I needed the $10." |
Edward Lear - May 12, 1812
“The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea/ In a beautiful pea-green boat,/ They took some honey, and plenty of money,/ Wrapped up in a five-pound note.” |
Arthur Sullivan - May 13, 1842
“I am terrified at the thought that so much hideous and bad music will be put on records forever.” |
"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."
Joe Louis (May 13, 1914 - 1981) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-141.jpg |
Thomas Gainsborough - May 14, 1727
“We are all going to Heaven, and Vandyke is of the company.' |
Lyman Frank Baum - May 15, 1856
“Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.” |
Louis Terkel - May 16, 1912
“Race: How Blacks & Whites Think & Feel About the American Obsession.” |
Edward Jenner - May 17, 1749
“The joy I felt as the prospect before me of being the instrument destined to take away from the world one of its greatest calamities (smallpox) was so excessive that I found myself in a kind of reverie” |
"Read like a wolf eats."
Gary Paulsen (May 17, 1939) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-142.jpg |
Reginald M. Jackson - May 18, 1946
"I'm the straw that stirs the drink..." |
"Genius is another word for magic, and the whole point of magic is that it is inexplicable."
Margot Fonteyne (May 18, 1919 - 1991) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-143.jpg |
Johns Hopkins - May 19, 1795
“If a student has already paid tuition for his or her university, that's it, we don't take any money,” |
John Stuart Mill - May 20, 1806
“Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.” |
Albrecht Durer - May 21, 1471
"If a man devotes himself to art, much evil is avoided that happens otherwise if one is idle." |
"You know very well who you are
Don't let em hold you down, reach for the stars." Notorious B.I.G. (May 21, 1972 - 1997) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...5S1ECA6C3U.jpg |
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - May 22, 1859
"Elementary, my dear Watson." |
"Imagination creates reality."
Richard Wagner (May 22, 1813 - 1883) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-144.jpg |
"Being a nerd really pays off sometimes."
Ken Jennings (May 23, 1974) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-145.jpg |
Sarah Margaret Fuller Ossoli - May 23, 1810
“It is astonishing what force, purity, and wisdom it requires for a human being to keep clear of falsehoods.” |
Nicolaus Copernicus - May 24, 1473
"At rest, however, in the middle of everything is the sun." |
"If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself."
Blind Boy Grunt - May 24, 1941 http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a...-boy-grunt.jpg |
Jim Morrison quote
People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of all. People talk about how great love is, but that's bullshit. Love hurts. Feelings are disturbing. People are taught that pain is evil and dangerous. How can they deal with love if they're afraid to feel? Pain is meant to wake us up. People try to hide their pain. But they're wrong. Pain is something to carry, like a radio. You feel your strength in the experience of pain. It's all in how you carry it. That's what matters. Pain is a feeling. Your feelings are a part of you. Your own reality. If you feel ashamed of them, and hide them, you're letting society destroy your reality. You should stand up for your right to feel your pain.” Jim Morrison quote
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"We travel in order to come home."
William Trevor (May 24, 1928) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...agl/ages-4.jpg |
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Luther Robinson -1878
"A good hitting instructor is able to mold his teaching to the individual. If a guy stands on his head, you perfect that." |
"There are no shortcuts to any place worth going."
Beverly Sills (May 25, 1929 - 2007) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-146.jpg |
Al Jolson - May 26, 1886
“You ain't heard nothing yet, folks!” |
"Do not fear mistakes. There are none."
Miles Davis (May 26, 1926 - 1991) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-147.jpg |
"My dearly beloved if I am to die today and never see the sweet face of you I want you to know that I am no great man and am lucky to have such a woman as you."
Wild Bill Hickok (May 27, 1837 - 1876) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...mages-1305.jpg |
"We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away."
Walker Percy (May 28, 1916 - 1990) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-148.jpg |
Patrick Henry - May 29, 1736
"Give me Liberty, or give me Death!" |
"Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued."
Bob Hope (May 29, 1903 - 2003) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-987.jpg |
Peter I - May 30, 1672
“I have conquered an empire but I have not been able to conquer myself.” |
"That's all folks!"
Mel Blanc (May 30, 1908 - 1989) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-149.jpg Mel Blanc is a huge hero of mine. I have to include this great video of him appearing on Johnny Carson with Jack Benny. |
"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."
Clint Eastwood (May 31, 1930) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ollars_ani.gif |
Fred Allen - May 31, 1894
“California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.” |
Norma Jeane Mortenson - 1926
“If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never have got anywhere.” |
Marquis de Sade - June 2, 1740
“Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain.” |
"I told her I didn't do that sort of thing."
Marvin Hamlisch (June 2, 1944) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-151.jpg |
Lily St. Cyr - June 3, 1917
"Sex is currency. What`s the use of being beautiful if you can`t profit from it?" |
"Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness."
Allen Ginsberg (June 3, 1926 - 1997) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-152.jpg |
George III - June 4, 1738
“I can never suppose this country so far lost to all ideas of self-importance as to be willing to grant America independence; if that could ever be adopted I shall despair of this country being ever preserved from a state of inferiority and consequently falling into a very low class among the European States.” |
"We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."
Angelina Jolie (June 4, 1975) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...agl/ages-5.jpg |
Francisco Villa - June 5, 1878
“Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." |
"The rare pleasure of being seen for what one is, compensates for the misery of being it."
Margaret Drabble (June 5, 1939) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...agl/ages-6.jpg |
Nathan Hale - June 6, 1755
"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country." |
"The First Law of Journalism: to confirm existing prejudice, rather than contradict it."
Alexander Cockburn (June 6, 1941) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-153.jpg |
"Art hurts. Art urges voyages - and it is easier to stay at home."
Gwendolyn Brooks (June 7, 1917 - 2000) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-154.jpg |
Dino Paul Crocetti - June 7, 1917
“If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.” |
Frank Lloyd Wright - June 8, 1867
“I know the price of success: dedication, hard work, and an unremitting devotion to the things you want to see happen.” |
Lester William Polsfuss - June 9, 1915
“When I got my first guitar my fingers wouldn't go to the sixth string so I took off the big E and played with just five strings. I was only 6 or 7.” |
"It's delightful, it's delicious, it's de-lovely."
Cole Porter (June 9, 1893 - 1964) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-155.jpg |
"For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul."
Judy Garland (June 10, 1922 - 1969) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-156.jpg |
Chester Burnett - June 10, 1910
"I don't play anything but the blues, but now I could never make no money on nothin' but the blues. That's why I wasn't interested in nothin' else." |
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"I am a fragile flower."
Hugh Laurie (June 11, 1959) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-158.jpg (...I know, I know. I just couldn't resist...) |
Jeannette Rankin - June 11, 1880
“The individual woman is required a thousand times a day to choose either to accept her appointed role and thereby rescue her good disposition out of the wreckage of her self-respect, or else follow an independent line of behavior and rescue her self-respect out of the wreckage of her good disposition.” |
David Rockefeller - June 12, 1915
"As children we recognized that we belonged to an unusual, even exceptional, family, but the effect was different on each of us." |
"Art is a subject that is inundated with opinions. In fact, that's all it is about is opinions."
Chick Corea (June 12, 1941) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...eagl/corea.jpg |
Winfield Scott - June 13, 1786
“Say to the seceded States: "Wayward sisters depart in peace."” |
"Bring ideas in and entertain them royally, for one of them may be the king."
Mark Van Doren (June 13, 1894 - 1972) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...eagl/doren.jpg |
Harriet Beecher Stowe - June 14, 1811
“When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it seems as though you could not hold on a minute longer, never give up then, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.” |
"Doubt is the brother of shame."
Erik Erikson (June 15, 1902 - 1994) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-161.jpg |
Harry Nilsson - June 15, 1941
"Everybody's talkin' at me, I don't hear a word they're sayin'..." |
Stan Laurel - June 16, 1890
“Another fine mess you've gotten me into.” |
"I'm a reflection of the community."
Tupac Shakur (June 16, 1971 - 1996) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-162.jpg |
John Wesley - June 17, 1703
“Do all the good you can, By all the means you can, In all the ways you can, In all the places you can, At all the times you can, To all the people you can, As long as ever you can.” |
"Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling?"
M. C. Escher (June 17, 1898 - 1972) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-163.jpg |
Edouard Daladier - June 18, 1884
"If the blood of France and of Germany flows again, as it did twenty-five years ago, in a longer and even more murderous war, each of the two peoples will fight with confidence in its own victory, but the most certain victors will be the forces of destruction and barbarism." |
"And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."
Paul McCartney (June 18, 1942) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-164.jpg |
"All human evil comes from a single cause, man's inability to sit still in a room."
Blaise Pascal (June 19, 1623 - 1662) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-165.jpg |
Moe Howard - June 19, 1897
“I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.” |
Errol Flynn - June 20, 1909
“I like my whisky old and my women young.” |
O.C. Smith - June 21, 1932
"God didn't make little green apples, and it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime..." |
George Vancouver - June 22, 1757
"Not considering this opening worthy of more attention, I continued our pursuit to the Northwest, being desirous to embrace the advantages of the prevailing breeze." |
Alfred C. Kinsey - June 23, 1894
“The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.” |
"Nobody owes anybody a living, but everybody is entitled to a chance."
Jack Dempsey (June 24, 1895 - 1983) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-166.jpg |
Ambrose Bierce - June 24, 1842
“Insurance: An ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table.” |
"A really strong woman accepts the war she went through and is ennobled by her scars."
Carly Simon (June 25, 1945) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...eagl/carly.jpg |
Anne Revere - June 25, 1903
"You have sanctioned the blacklist of 23 of your fellow members because they chose to defy an unconstitutional investigation into their thoughts and beliefs." |
Sidney Howard - June 26, 1891
“One half of knowing what you want is knowing what you must give up before you get it.” |
"Don't try to explain it, just sell it."
Colonel Tom Parker (June 26, 1909 - 1997) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-167.jpg |
Helen Keller - June 27, 1880
“Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.” |
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"Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said."
Mel Brooks (June 28, 1926) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-169.jpg |
Pat Morita - June 28, 1932
"Wax on, wax off..." |
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"Another good theory shot to shit"
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George W. Goethals - June 29, 1858
"Faith in the ability of a leader is of slight service unless it be united with faith in his justice." |
"Happiness is perfume, you can't pour it on somebody else without getting a few drops on yourself."
James Van Der Zee (June 29, 1886 - 1983) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...images-170.jpg |
Susan Hayward - June 30, 1917
“I'll cry tomorrow.” |
Gottfried Von Leibniz - July 1, 1649
"Finally there are simple ideas of which no definition can be given; there are also axioms or postulates, or in a word primary principles, which cannot be proved and have no need of proof." |
Dan Rowan - July 2, 1922
"Say goodnight, Dick..." |
George Sanders - July 3, 1906
“Acting is like roller skating. Once you know how to do it, it is neither stimulating nor exciting.” |
Stephen Foster - July 4, 1826
"Dere was an old Nigga, dey call'd him Uncle Ned He's dead long ago, long ago! He had no wool on de top ob his head De place whar de wool ought to grow." |
P.T. Barnum - July 5, 1810
"There's a sucker born every minute." |
Bill Haley - July 6, 1927
"One o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock rock..." |
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