1: Chill out, man.
2: Everything will be all right.
3: Put your faith in the workings of the universe.
4: Before you know it, life will put you on the right path.
5: Use a rubber.

/rough draft

My worldview is pretty simple:

Karma. If you do good things in life, good things will happen to you.

1. Life has no meaning, but it does have purpose: to continue itself via any means possible or necessary.
2. Life is viral; a virus is is the purest form of life that exists.
3. Humanity is a virus, and a very successful one at that.
4. Freedom is more important happiness: you can have freedom without happiness but you cannot have happiness without freedom.
5. Everything works if you let it. (credit: Travis W. Redfish)

1. Death can come today.
2. Happiness lies with family and friends, not money.
3. To be free from suffering is the highest accomplishment.
4. You can never know too much.
5. Shit happens.

1. Ultimately, only you are responsible for your own self.

2. Your stagnation will be soley your fault.

3. Death is inevitable, blind to all variables and not something to be feared.

4. Every single thing has beauty in it somewhere to someone. Yes. Everything.

5. You don't have to convince people to conform to your opinion, even if you're right. Otherwise, you're going to find the world overrun with things like brussel sprouts because no one will eat them. Then YOU'LL have to or suffer the consequences of piles of brussel sprouts everywhere.

We all serve a purpose. If there weren't any stupid people, how would we know what's smart?
Carrying a grudge only weighs the carrier down. The person it's against couldn't care less about it.
Bosses will always take credit for the great things and blame you for the shit.
Be selfish. Only you know what makes you happy.
Set impossible goals. Only time travel hasn't been perfected.

The disciples were absorbed in a discussion of Lao-tzu’s dictum:
Those who know do not say; Those who say do not know.

When the master entered, They asked him what the words meant. Said the master, "Which of you knows the fragrance of a rose?" All of them indicated that they knew. Then he said, "put it into words." All of them were silent.

Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway :)

Nihilism, hedonism, solipsism.

That's three words. Do I win something?

1. Do unto other as you want others to do unto you.
I think this is universally understood.

2. The examined life is not worth living.
One of my favorites teachings from Socrates. The way I interpret it is, learn from your mistakes and grow with each experience you have. If you don't, you have just wasted your time.

3. Bring joy to others.
I think this is the true definition of virtue.

4. Be true to yourself.
If you can't respect yourself, no one will respect you.

5. Live life!
Life is too short to constantly be worrying about money and not taking chances. Want that big tv? Buy it! Want that new car? Buy it! Just be responsible. But remember the only regrets in life are those risks you don't take! Don't play the what if game after the fact!

Ok so that was more than five disguised as five.

No Shit?!?