chuck norris willed everything into existence. so he had something to practise his round-house kicks on.

well, replace 'chuck norris' with 'God' and maybe you're onto something.

God created us as his personal punching bag, it's entirely possible, I mean what friendship could such a being really have with organic crap like humans? They are barely smarter than animals, and much more cruel and psychotic. Obviously God has no interest in helping them, as every supernatural favor seems to be spend on the most wicked people who seem to have all the money.