Weirdest Dream Evar!
 

dreams....

Well, I'm no psychologist, but I would say you probably want to suck your own, or at least put it in your mouth, maybe with some sauerkraut and mustard from the sounds of it. :)

if i have a weird dream i just never try to analyze it :P

Did I miss something?

hmm.... kinda hard to comment when there's nothing in the post...

damn, I hate missing out on stuff like this :P

Well..then perhaps one of us should start sharing our dreams. I'll go.

I'm not sure exactly how long ago I had this dream, but it was very vivid to me. I was at a battle field, bombs exploding everywhere I see, and I was a German officer in WWII, its weird though because I still look like me (vietnamese guy) and I'm in a Nazi outfit. To top it off, I was riding ON a tank with a whip in my right hand keep on shouting #@$%^(I forgot what I shouted, its probably mock German) telling the men to attack. I hated the Nazi, but I dreamt I was one...so yeah..that pretty weird.

(I hope I'm not hijacking the thread. If I do..my apologies)

Judging by wrkime's post, sounds like they may have been giving themselves autofellatio?

Your dream made me laugh lol.
I cant remember my dreams I see blackness, I can remember day dreams, like when you first wake up and lay back down trying to sleep or just relaxing with my eyes closed.
I rember them cause I kinda make them my self.

I get dreams like Max Payne, well... sort of... I always ending up in a random place, and i walk around the place looking for something, a room usually. And i can never find it, only to walk back to the same places again and again. They're really annoying :(

Last night, I had a dream that I was in some sort of school, college perhaps. And I was sleeping on a bed, and it was crowded. I was lying on the edge of the bed, and I am making room for people. So, I fall asleep and I remember waking up and feeling very tired. I get off the bed and kind of fall because I feel sort of paralyzed. This other girl who was on falls as well and I catch her, and we both say at the same time "Are you alright?" I look into her eyes and see that it's one of my friend's girlfriends, and I remember thinking how beautiful she looked.

My friend's girlfriend is good looking, but I've never really been attracted to her because she's going out with one of my friends, you know. But damn, it was a weird dream.

My built-in pseudo-dream interpreter tells me you're a control freak, in a sexual or non-sexual way. Or at least you desire to be.

My weirdest dream came as a child. I don't remember the details very well, but it involved my father going away to another planet forever and giving me a camcorder as a gift to remember him by. I think it means that
1. I am scared of family members dying.
2. I am a shallow materialist.

I had a dream when I was six that i still remember to this day. very vividly too, I remember the colors and the sounds etc...

It's wasn't very complex and maybe not so weird, but I find it weird that I remember it so well.

I was in Oregon on the beach (I have family there) There was about 8 of us. With me I have a bike chain/lock. The one with the protective plastic on it. It's night time, the waves are pretty big. Out of nowhere a Great White Shark comes up, beaches, takes the bike lock and carries it back out to sea.

About a month ago I had a dream in which my sister and I where swinging through some trees in a jungle, with a group of monkeys. We stop at a tree and at the bottom is what appears to be a Crane, my sister goes to investigate, and finds that it's a Polar Bear cub.

We pick it up, then where back in the city at the vet, b/c it's hurt. During the surgery it wakes up, goes wild and bites some of my sisters finger off, but she tells me she doesn't mind as we are walking aout of the hospital.

my most recent dream: i went to a used car place to get some new wheels, but the salesman was getting way too close and was coming on too strong. i mentioned this too him, and he got aggressive, and we ended up fighting on the ground in the car lot. all the people in the lot were shouting and cheering. i dunno if i won or not, i woke up in the middle of it