My ghost hat
 

OK, it's not quite paranoia, but it kinda freaks me out anyway.

Whenever I wear a hat, for the rest of the day, I can still feel the hat for the rest of the day. It can be two hours after I've worn the hat, and I've showered and shampooed, but that hat is still on my head.

And, before you say it, my hats are the correct size; it isn't a tightness thing.

yea that happens to me sometimes, i never really thought much of it, i dunno

I figure its because of the hat hair syndrome.. I mean the hair gets snuggled into your head and then its there all day. When you take the hat off.. there is no pressure there.. which you're used to.

Go stand in a doorway like a soldier (each arm along the body).. Then press the backs of your hands into the door way for a good 30 seconds to a minute. Then step into the hallway.

I think its kinda like that.