Aliens
 

Noticed there was not a thread on these green big headed bastards. What does everyone think. Personally i think they're real, they're here and they pull the strings behind the curtians. ;)

They are keeping an eye on their genetic experiments and are getting ready to harvest us for either food or as slaves.

oh there are posts about them, but you just can't see them.

They're in people's chests:
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...ravel/OHAI.jpg

i friend of mine sent me this video about 2 weeks ago.



UFO's? Definitely. Alien space crafts? who knows.

i found it interesting none-the-less.

i was waiting for something in that video but nothing happened. what was i supposed to see?

Shiny objects going by the screen.

yeah, and supposedly out of the earth atmosphere, you know, that blur encircling out planet on the video.

but who know, that shit could be anything, but it still raises questions in my mind.

I believe there are so-called "aliens", but I highly doubt they're among us. The idea that there are no alien creatures in the universe is just retarded, but I have yet to see any significant evidence of scientific alien minds coming to earth and shoving probes up Farmer John's asshole.

The universe has been around, by most estimates, for 15 billion years. The chance that life forms have evolved to the point that they are capable of contacting us is high, the chance that further evolution of life forms will evolve that are capable of contacting us is even higher. The likelihood that our 2 million years of existence coincides with an alien species' time existing is low and the chance that our 50 years (generous estimate) of capability of discovering them coincides with their existence is even lower.

Sure, there have probably been intelligent life forms out there and there probably will be, but in such a huge universe, the likelihood of contact is low.

Making any statements regarding probabilities presupposes a whole lot of information we don't know. Don't believe the Drake equation. It's fantasy.

There are plenty of threads on this subject in the archives.

I don't believe the Drake equation. My intuition tells me that considering the difficulty of life forming on a given planet, the huge size of the universe, and the long timeline make it very unlikely that we're going to make contact with anyone else out there.

streetlights in the fog.

I SAID THEY WERE STREETLIGHTS IN THE FOG!

Are we talking about Canadians or folks from outer-space? Is there any difference?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3044/...8b099c4e4b.jpg

Pretty sure thats just ice breaking off the fuselage of the shuttle. Maybe if any of the UFO's were turning or going in the different directions at least, but they're not :(. And regarding that one right at the beginning, I'd like to think its an alien, but I think a more likely explanation would be the ice falling off in just the right angle to make it look suspicious, then just trails off into orbit.

I'd love to believe in that video, but I just don't think theres anything amiss there.

There are five curtains in my place. I've just checked behind all of them, and there are no green-headed aliens hiding behind them. I have never seen any unexplained curtain movements. Mind you, my curtains are all opened by pulling them by hand - no strings. Maybe that's why no aliens.

OzOz, they are really fast, you need at least 1 person per blind to correctly perform that test. Get more people over, and FAST!!

PS. I think anyone that thinks its impossible for there to be aliens is an idiot. Technically anything not from Earth is an extraterrestrial, if we find bacteria on mars thats an alien life form.

no need to look further, until,
we realize we are all strangers in a strange land.

We weave our own webs,
in hopes to catch ourseves.

We are the puppets who manipulate the strings.

fark ref?

Aliens are angels and demons, some good, some bad, and are depicted in art, literature, etc. What we call reptilians or lizardmen, were ancients from Earth, who moved to another planet and created a slave race, called the Grays. They helped genetically modify primates into what we are today, and some even hybridized themselves with our ancestors (strange skulls). The Grays partially freed themselves from the reptilians, and to this day, try to better their lives and understanding. They want to learn our human emotions, and think that we may help them defeat the reptilians. This will take awhile, but oh well.

Did I mention that reptilians used to be dolphins? Yeah. That too.

I... um... so yeah. That's interesting.

I'm not sure, but the Bible mentions chariots of fire, which is either illogical, holy, or aliens. Glass has been found scattered throughout many deserts, indicating there was lots of heat (idk, I don't make glass...). Roswell was absolutely fake, intended only to steer Americans to the wrong path. What we see as UFOs are indeed ET craft, so just as how there are many types of automobile, there many types of spacecraft. The Grays kidnap us, denude us, examine our health, perform mindfucking examinations, impregnate us (if you're female), tour us, answer our questions (rarely), then beam us down to our cozy bedrooms.

I've aaaaaaaaaalways wanted to say that...
I hope I don't sound pretentious...:)

ONLY females? thats just not fair. i think its every 14year old boys fantasy to be beamed into space to impregnate the alien nation.

...as long as you dont get an anal probe that is

No, it just makes you sound crazy.

Apparently, they use human males to give "samples" which are then used to impregnate any given female host, whether it be Gray or human. Preferably human, but... no. The reason that they impregnate humans to make humans is just to study more about embryology, as they have a limited comprehension of anything and everything human. They either clone themselves through unknown methods, or live for a LONG time. They sustain nourishment by soaking up vitamins in a supplemental bath of sorts. The Grays also have about four eyelids, the outermost being the large black shade which is commonly reported, and the inner eye itself is unimaginably... idk.:expressionless:

funny u say that mongol.. i thought they gain their nutritional requirement from stardust.

how accurate are your facts eh?

I sometimes take a supplemental bath for that "fresh" feeling.

There are underground "prisons" for studying Gray anatomy and psychology. They are located in various areas of New Mexico, Nevada, Arizona, Utah, etc. Sometimes, one will get loose, and SOME, not all, of alien "pictures" are actually Gray fugitives. The government interviews them, though it is rare that they survive thorough examinations. Occasionally, they negotiate and give us technology. Currently, we are approximately 60 years ahead of what the public knows. Some crazy whackoff will use this technology and begin a NWO, and everyone will be put into incubators and cryogenic labs, until all of our informations is fed into an immense mother brain, which is for the sole purpose of feeding the Grays knowledge. Join the Gray Insurgence, and fight the corrupt, telekinetic minds of the Grays!

Sorry, I got of on a tannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngent.:thumbsup:

I've always wondered if I come from good enough stock to be a sperm donor for alien implantation programs. I have a high IQ, fantastic grades, and a good job. I'm in quite good physical condition; I exercise daily. I was born with a heart defect, though.

The thought occurred to me when watching "Species".

That defect will be the end of your dream for an alien orgy.
:orly: What kind of defect? Is your heart outside of the body?:orly:

I have a bicuspid instead of tricuspid. Oh, also the intelligent designer forgot my descending aorta. Which is funny because I'll probably break a 4:30 mile time this week. My eventual goal is 4:00 even.

I wonder how fast a gray is on foot.

What does a grey poupon?

You realize that we have to use our shiny light thing on you now eh?

Well, I remember in Communion, the author heard a bunch of rushing and motion, etc. So, either Whitley Streiber is nuts, or Grays are very fast.

Are you thinking of trying to chase one down? That's one way to get into the breeding program, I guess.

Man, Species confused my then-adolescent mind. On the one hand, hot sex with Natasha Henstridge. On the other hand, stabbed through the chest with alien nipple tentacles.

It's a real dilemma, it is.

I just saw this. Will, you know I spent a lot of time running track and cross country back in the day. I'm still a track nerd, although I do my best not to overburden the board with disecting splits of world records like I do elsewhere.

That said, goals are fine and dandy, but there is absolutely no way in hell you will ever run a 4:00 mile. I spent 2 years of building a base and about 3 months of speed work specifically designed to turn me into a miler (I was the 3rd 5k/10k guy behind 2 All-Americans) and the best I could muster was a 4:23. My best friend spent 8 years training specifically for the mile/1500M (the variation is about 113 yards, so it's essentially the same race) and dropped his PR down to 4:16. There are about 40-60 guys in the US that can run under 4:05 at any given time and about 10-20 that can break 4:00, especially if you thrown consistency into the mix (i.e. you're not Darren Brown). I will concede up front that it's mathmatically possible that you are the greatest talent to ever step foot on a track, but that's what it would take for you to get to 4:00, let alone break it given your actual age versus your training age.

MAYBE you could run a 4:30 if you've been training constantly with a professional coach, but even with competition to drag you across the line half-dead, I would wager a very substantial sum of money against it. And I'd want to hear proof that you'd been spending a lot of time with guys by the name of Jennings, Riley, Brown, Heath - who all live in your neck of the woods as I recall - before I'd give any credence to you having the ability to make this accomplishment considering that you've 1) had open-heart surgery and 2) been shot in the leg.

oh jazz great one..enlighten me with your wisdom on T&F!

seriously though id love to see more T&F on these boards.. other than a few posts here or there there isnt that much out there.

to get to 4 mins Will is virtually impossible. whats your dr think about you training yourself into the ground?

which other planet??

Well, I guess the reptilians moved to Alpha Centauri or somewhere in the Orion constellation. I have no idea if that is fallacious, just that I remember reading it somewhere ins some random book about ancient aliens.

No ones mentioned the other possibility as to why we don't have any confirmed encounters with aliens. What if we're simply ahead of other species? Races like ours are really a diamond in the rough. Other species on other planets would naturally stay in the environment with the least resistance. Thats why we'll never see advances intelligence in the ocean, or in other species. Either the environment doesn't present enough challenges for exterior innovation (tools, clothes), or, the animal or plant itself simply has everything it already needs in its body. When you look at us against all other species, other animals get by by themselves. WE are useless without our accesories. We simply should not have happened. I'm not surprised why there are people in the higher echelons of science that are still skeptical about evolution (though I still think it's time for them to jump on the bandwagon).

Also, evidence of a universe in general is slowly disappearing. Red shift. Find the Scientific American with the title story "End of Cosmology?". Interesting stuff.