Is Dick Cheney Immortal?
 

Lately, word has been spreading that US Vice President Dick Cheney, who was recently the target of an allegedly unsuccessful Taliban assassination attempt in Afghanistan, was in fact hit by the bomb. Eyewitness accounts of surviving bomb victims have reported seeing Cheney hit point blank by the explosion (a suicide bomber-beverage server), which they said sent the 74 year old vice president flying across the room and into a cement wall, partially knocking it down. Witnesses go on to say that while several blast-charred bodies surrounded and even partially covered Cheney, he was seen calmy lifting the bodies off himself, standing up, brushing the dirt and bloody debris from his suit, and walking away in the direction of President Karzai's office.

Do you believe there is any possibility that Dick Cheney is immortal? Is there any chance that Dick Cheney might be dead already, and has arisen Undead?

no. and no.

Like Dracula undead or Shatner undead? No to the former, yes to the latter.

Man, it's a GREAT story, though!

Excellent!

I think there might be something here. Is there a link?

Maybe someone should check his scalp for a 666 tatoo while he's down...

I'm sure there's zero propaganda in that assasination attempt story :rolleyes:
Please, these guys are the master's of media and disinfo.

In regards to being immortal, the guy has had what 3 heart attacks? I attribute him being alive more to him having what is probably the best modern healthcare available.

Personally I think he is a robot. Anyone else would have been sacked for shooting a so called friend in the face. Whenever one robot gets "killed" they just put in another.

If he is than so is Castro.

Just my two cents.

Drudge has had this article up all day.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/a...own/article.do

Basically, the Brits think that there may be a new VP appointed soon because Cheney's health is so bad. That, I think would be ugly.

But...that doesn't make sense. I mean, if Cheney is an immortal automaton, then of what possible concern could there be, with regard to his health?

I dunno...but whatever it is, you can bet your sweet ass that Rove is behind it.

it's so he can go underground and rise again in 50 to 100 years. the undead have to do this from time to time.

He is Satan himself, and Bush is just one of his minions, and he was also ordering Monica to blow the hell out of slick willie

Well, they say the good die young . . . .

So Cheney's probably got another 80 years left.

Give me a link from even a semi-reliable fring news source and I'll discuss it. All published and spoken accounts I've seen or heard reported him in his room in the presidential palace, far away from the gate where the bomb detonated..