So exactly what DO they do at Iron Maiden concerts?
 

My friends are trying to get me out of going to Iron Maiden by saying it ain't safe. So yea, what do they do? Do they sacrifice kittens? Shoot heroin? Snort coke?

don't listen to them, they are insane

Drink tea and play bridge.

Why the hell would you not want to see this show? Are you just NOT an Iron Maiden fan?

I agree with your friends man, I went to one a few years back and this big dude with a beard and torn leather spun me around and challenged me to a game of Backgammon, bloody freaky shit man, had to let him win, who knows what he would've done to me, I wasn't really into finding out whether he enjoyed Connect-4.

People at those "heavy metal" concerts do a thing called "head banging" which is something so awful I won't even describe what it is. Let me just say it often results with a person's head being flung from the shoulders and rolled onto the stage, where it is then kicked into the balcony by their evil skeleton mascot.

THEY ROCK THEIR FUCKIN' ASSES OFF!

yep...that's scary...I wouldn't go if I were you.
you could get hurt.

For some reason, I don't think we're helping much.

Tell your friends to shut up and go to the concert without them. They're probably scared of mosh pits.

I told them all people do there is head bang and say, "Watch OUT FOR EDDIE", but apparently Heavey Metal is stereotyped by the thrash metal image, even though thrash is only a subgenre. Heck, Black Sabbath was scared shitless of heroin! Oh well, Ill just go alone if I can get tickets on cheap somewhere.

Dude, you're not listening to me, Backgammon man, BACKGAMMON!

Don't let the devil worshipers fool you! You could be condemning yourself to eternal damnation just by attending! "Iron Maiden" is code for "ritual sacrifice done here!"

Are your friends 70 year old church ladies?

Of course it's not safe. They're playing IRON MAIDEN music. Shield yourself!

I can't believe I'm the first person to make this joke.

Man, it's a shame g.g. allin isn't still alive. You could give your friends instant coronaries. sk

Even if you don't like the music, they put on a kick ass show. One of the best concerts I saw, 10 Years With Iron Maiden tour when "Prayer for The Dying" came out.

Worst thing I ever saw at the concert was people smoking marijuana.

Iron Maiden puts on one of the best live shows there is...and as it was said earlier they do "rock their fuckin' asses off."

It's as gauranteed as a tank of Quik Trip gasoline!