Want to know how to make the Aztek look better? Do this! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Spyder_Venom · 08-12-2003, 06:21 AM

http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?...category=14746

Mill · 08-12-2003, 06:28 AM

I used to see that thing on the way to the cottage. I wanted to get pictures of it for all the Aztec posts. but it moved. They built it as soon as the Aztec came out.

mystic511 · 08-12-2003, 07:09 AM

That looks scary. Bring to mind the old saying, no matter how much you polish a turd, it's still a turd.

FastShark85 · 08-12-2003, 08:37 AM

The only thing that would make an Aztec look better is pushing it over a cliff.

Memphis · 08-12-2003, 11:14 AM

Funky car, I like it, but then I'm weird like that

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Elitegibson · 08-12-2003, 11:47 AM

The only way to redeem the looks of the Aztek is to have it crushed into a little cube.

MSD · 08-12-2003, 07:44 PM

Well, normally I would give them credit for not making it any worse, but I don't think it is possible to make one of those look worse.

Tex · 08-12-2003, 08:32 PM

It looks like an RC Car.

miked10270 · 08-12-2003, 11:19 PM

There... MUCH better

jimk · 08-14-2003, 01:42 PM

my dad owns one. he had a sticker made for the back that says, "yeah, i know it's ugly!"

TheClarkster · 08-15-2003, 08:01 PM

miked10270 - That's what I was expecting when I came into the thread.

platypus · 08-16-2003, 08:05 AM

You can gold plate a lump of shit, but it's still shit.

Only on thing to do.

Take some of these...

Make one of these...

Apply to motorized Anal Wart...

Look at all the pretty colors...

See. Looks better already.

3x0 · 08-17-2003, 06:47 AM

only thing that could make aztec look better would be the fact it disappeard.

acpower · 08-18-2003, 12:53 AM

i agree with everyone that hates it

thadon · 08-18-2003, 11:32 AM

it is still focking ugly no matter what is done to it

Scorps · 08-18-2003, 12:43 PM

You can never make a aztek look better.

telekinetic2 · 08-18-2003, 08:33 PM

yay for herd-mentality haterism! It is nice that the entire automotive community finally has something they can agree on. Every time the topic of ugly cars comes up, someone always says, "Hey, at least it's not as bad as the aztec"

lakefire · 08-18-2003, 09:29 PM

figures, he's canadian (check the link)

Snoogans · 08-18-2003, 11:57 PM

I'd like to meet the guy who designed it, and punch him..

Tandem · 08-19-2003, 04:18 AM

I must say - a bloody ugly looking car.

marshall26 · 08-19-2003, 08:33 PM

that seriously looks like a toy

146519 · 08-20-2003, 01:50 PM

ha ha ha

kajagoogoo · 09-05-2003, 03:47 PM

what glorious colors!

Peryn · 09-05-2003, 04:02 PM

i was with my mom when she was pickin up her van... The Mazda and pontiac dealerships are int he same building. The saleslady had to go for a while, and my mom told her ok, she as gonna go look at the "ugly orange thing". The saleslady looked stunned and didn't know what to say. was kinda funny at the time.

bigjule · 09-05-2003, 04:55 PM

I am glad I am not the only one who thinks those tings suck. When i first saw them at the auto show I couldnt believe they were trying to seel them for real money

Lyaec123 · 09-06-2003, 09:38 PM

Haha call me a loser but I seriously don't think that that looks too hideous. Sure, I'd never drive it, but its kinda interesting and would stand out for sure, something a lot of riced out Honda drivers don't seem to realize when they stick some stickers on their car and strap a huge wing on...

Stinky Pee · 09-15-2003, 10:45 PM

That's fuckin rad. If they do that to the Honda Element...I'd buy one of those too.

DiffEng · 09-16-2003, 09:24 AM

Make an Aztec look good? The orange and white lifted one is pretty good. What about this one though?

Bigwahzoo · 09-17-2003, 02:31 PM

I can't believe that anyone would put that much time into modifying an Aztek. I think the silver one is a big improvement.

BeBogus · 09-17-2003, 03:00 PM

The bottom car actually looks pertty cool. It kind of looks like a characature of the real car with a hint of Hotwheels action... wow...

pocon1 · 09-17-2003, 06:21 PM

its the suv ricer version.

acpower · 09-18-2003, 04:47 AM

the silver one does actually look really nice.. if only it wasn't still an aztek.......

iamjero · 09-18-2003, 04:53 AM

The one at the top of the post is crap, but the silver one is the best looking aztec Ive seen

CanuckAlert · 09-19-2003, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FastShark85
The only thing that would make an Aztec look better is pushing it over a cliff.

I was thinking that when I read the thread title and clicked it.

G4ME · 09-20-2003, 07:20 PM

i so want that, bad

PoteMatic · 09-21-2003, 12:48 PM

the lowerd one isnt that bad in my opinion it is kind of cool looking for an aztec

big_bubba · 09-21-2003, 08:02 PM

the lowered one looks like a lifted CRX

Both gay, btw

extracool64 · 09-21-2003, 08:09 PM

that looks better than it did? wow, hard to imagine. cause that is really ugly

preluder · 09-28-2003, 12:35 AM

http://www.autoweek.com/cat_content...._code=01386060

(08:30 Sep. 29, 2003) - AutoWeek
2003 Pontiac Ultimate Aztek
No Laughing Matter: GM silences critics with 665-horsepower monster Aztek

08-12-2003, 06:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
Spyder_Venom Psycho Location: MN	Want to know how to make the Aztek look better? Do this! http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?...category=14746 __________________ The local track whore

08-12-2003, 07:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
mystic511 Tilted	That looks scary. Bring to mind the old saying, no matter how much you polish a turd, it's still a turd. __________________ One day, I will become Virtually Infamous.

08-12-2003, 11:47 AM	#6 (permalink)
Elitegibson More Freedom, Less Bullshit Location: Tulsa, OK	The only way to redeem the looks of the Aztek is to have it crushed into a little cube. __________________ -Erik Stupid people shouldn't breed.

08-12-2003, 11:19 PM	#9 (permalink)
miked10270 Banned Location: Scotland	Want to make an Aztec look better - DO THIS! There... MUCH better

08-14-2003, 01:42 PM	#10 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	my dad owns one. he had a sticker made for the back that says, "yeah, i know it's ugly!" __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

08-12-2003, 06:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mill Psycho Location: Center of the Universe	I used to see that thing on the way to the cottage. I wanted to get pictures of it for all the Aztec posts. but it moved. They built it as soon as the Aztec came out.

08-12-2003, 08:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
FastShark85 Psycho Location: In the garage, under the car.	The only thing that would make an Aztec look better is pushing it over a cliff.

08-12-2003, 11:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
Memphis Tilted Location: The bit at the top of England most people forget is called Scotland.	Funky car, I like it, but then I'm weird like that .

08-12-2003, 07:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	Well, normally I would give them credit for not making it any worse, but I don't think it is possible to make one of those look worse.

08-12-2003, 08:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
Tex Crazy Location: Orange County, CA	It looks like an RC Car.

08-15-2003, 08:01 PM	#11 (permalink)
TheClarkster Very Proud of Ya Location: Simi Valley, CA	miked10270 - That's what I was expecting when I came into the thread. __________________ Do not speak Latin in front of the books.

08-16-2003, 08:05 AM	#12 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	You can gold plate a lump of shit, but it's still shit. Only on thing to do. Take some of these... Make one of these... Apply to motorized Anal Wart... Look at all the pretty colors... See. Looks better already. __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

08-17-2003, 06:47 AM	#13 (permalink)
3x0 Insane	only thing that could make aztec look better would be the fact it disappeard.

08-18-2003, 12:53 AM	#14 (permalink)
acpower Crazy	i agree with everyone that hates it

08-18-2003, 11:32 AM	#15 (permalink)
thadon Cruisin thru life Location: Alpharetta, GA	it is still focking ugly no matter what is done to it

08-19-2003, 04:18 AM	#20 (permalink)
Tandem Insane Location: Brisbane, Australia	I must say - a bloody ugly looking car. __________________ It is not a mistake, but an experience. But, if you've experienced it before then you should already know if it is a mistake.

08-20-2003, 01:50 PM	#22 (permalink)
146519 Crazy	ha ha ha

08-18-2003, 12:43 PM	#16 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	You can never make a aztek look better. __________________ A.K.A. PainTrain

08-18-2003, 08:33 PM	#17 (permalink)
telekinetic2 Loser	yay for herd-mentality haterism! It is nice that the entire automotive community finally has something they can agree on. Every time the topic of ugly cars comes up, someone always says, "Hey, at least it's not as bad as the aztec"

08-18-2003, 09:29 PM	#18 (permalink)
lakefire Tilted Location: souf carolina	figures, he's canadian (check the link) __________________ .lakefire

08-18-2003, 11:57 PM	#19 (permalink)
Snoogans Veteran Location: Uppsala, Sweden	I'd like to meet the guy who designed it, and punch him.. __________________ Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

08-19-2003, 08:33 PM	#21 (permalink)
marshall26 Banned Location: elevated	that seriously looks like a toy

09-05-2003, 03:47 PM	#23 (permalink)
kajagoogoo Psycho	what glorious colors!

09-05-2003, 04:02 PM	#24 (permalink)
Peryn Junkie Location: San Diego, CA.	i was with my mom when she was pickin up her van... The Mazda and pontiac dealerships are int he same building. The saleslady had to go for a while, and my mom told her ok, she as gonna go look at the "ugly orange thing". The saleslady looked stunned and didn't know what to say. was kinda funny at the time. __________________ Dont cry kid, It's not your fault you suck.

09-05-2003, 04:55 PM	#25 (permalink)
bigjule Upright	I am glad I am not the only one who thinks those tings suck. When i first saw them at the auto show I couldnt believe they were trying to seel them for real money

09-06-2003, 09:38 PM	#26 (permalink)
Lyaec123 Crazy	Haha call me a loser but I seriously don't think that that looks too hideous. Sure, I'd never drive it, but its kinda interesting and would stand out for sure, something a lot of riced out Honda drivers don't seem to realize when they stick some stickers on their car and strap a huge wing on...

09-15-2003, 10:45 PM	#27 (permalink)
Stinky Pee Crazy Location: In My Pants	That's fuckin rad. If they do that to the Honda Element...I'd buy one of those too. __________________ Eat my fuck.

09-16-2003, 09:24 AM	#28 (permalink)
DiffEng Tilted Location: Canada Eh!	Make an Aztec look good? The orange and white lifted one is pretty good. What about this one though? __________________ Plan for today: 1. Contemplate end of world 2. Build fort out of sofa

09-17-2003, 02:31 PM	#29 (permalink)
Bigwahzoo Insane	I can't believe that anyone would put that much time into modifying an Aztek. I think the silver one is a big improvement.

09-17-2003, 03:00 PM	#30 (permalink)
BeBogus Upright	The bottom car actually looks pertty cool. It kind of looks like a characature of the real car with a hint of Hotwheels action... wow...

09-17-2003, 06:21 PM	#31 (permalink)
pocon1 Banned	its the suv ricer version.

09-18-2003, 04:47 AM	#32 (permalink)
acpower Crazy	the silver one does actually look really nice.. if only it wasn't still an aztek.......

09-18-2003, 04:53 AM	#33 (permalink)
iamjero Insane Location: New Orleans/Oakland/San Diego/Chicago	The one at the top of the post is crap, but the silver one is the best looking aztec Ive seen __________________ "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" - Joseph Stalin

09-20-2003, 07:20 PM	#35 (permalink)
G4ME Tilted	i so want that, bad

09-21-2003, 12:48 PM	#36 (permalink)
PoteMatic Registered User	the lowerd one isnt that bad in my opinion it is kind of cool looking for an aztec

09-21-2003, 08:02 PM	#37 (permalink)
big_bubba Psycho	the lowered one looks like a lifted CRX Both gay, btw

09-21-2003, 08:09 PM	#38 (permalink)
extracool64 Upright Location: Washington	that looks better than it did? wow, hard to imagine. cause that is really ugly __________________ A car with more gears than cylinders is not a real car.